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Chapter 379 Li Zhan put a serial fart

Although the golden dragon fish looked anxious at this time, Li Zhan, who was sleeping, didn't hear clearly what he was saying. He just felt like a fly was buzzing in his ears, which was really annoying.

The Golden Dragon Fish talked a lot about herself, but found that Li Zhen was still sleeping. Are you mistaken? It's already burning, and you are still thinking about sleeping.

At this time, the Golden Dragon Fish suddenly slapped Li Zhan's chrysanthemum and said with anger: "Are you wrong? This is already a very urgent time. How can you still think about going to bed? Get up quickly, get up quickly, have you heard that your Weibo king has been taken away, are you still in the mood to sleep?"

Li Zhan was sleeping in a daze at this time. After all, this is the winter. Is there anything more fun than sleeping? Is it even more fun than lying in a quilt?

Now for him, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that cannot be reached by his hands are foreign land. When he goes to the toilet, he travels to the distant frontier.

But at this time, Li Zhan, who was sleeping, suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum was attacked by someone else.

In his dream, he dreamed of a very perverted guy, constantly patting his chrysanthemums with his hands, singing while singing - the chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is covered with wounds, your smile has turned yellow...

Perverted, perverted, so perverted.

How could there be such a perverted person in this world?

Li Zhan wanted to escape, but he couldn't escape because he found that he was tied to the bed at this time and even put it in a very shameful position.

The vulgar man who was constantly patting his anus just now looked at his struggle and laughed loudly with a vulgar look on his face: "Call me, yell me as much as I can. I like to see you struggling. Even if you scream, no one will pay attention to you. Hand over your anus. Hehehahahaha..."

Li Zhan was shocked at this time. Seeing that the man's stingy man was about to touch his chrysanthemum again, Li Zhan struggled desperately at this time and suddenly woke up.

After waking up, I found that the golden dragon fish was in front of me, and then I realized that I had just had a dream.

Li Zhan really didn't know what he had committed, so how could he have such a despicable dream that scared him to death.

At this time, the Golden Dragon Fish saw that Li Zhan finally woke up, but he still looked confused and slapped his anus again, and said excitedly: "Li Zhan, you kid finally woke up. Get up quickly. Your kid's Weibo King was snatched. Today is Weibo Night. I didn't expect that your Weibo King was snatched. It's really hateful."

At this time, Li Zhan felt that the golden dragon fish's hand touched his chrysanthemum, and suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum tightened and couldn't help but fart.

Bang...bang bang...bang bang...bang bang...

It is not the most terrifying thing to fart. The most terrifying thing is that Li Zhan actually farts a series of times.

It turned out that what he had just had was not a dream, but everything was actually true. Someone really attacked his chrysanthemum just now, and this person turned out to be a golden dragon fish.

Damn, damn, it's really hateful.

I treat him as my best brother, how could he treat him like this? It's really hateful.

After Li Zhan's farting sound, an unusual smell suddenly appeared in the air. At this time, the scene was very awkward.

The Golden Dragon Fish just took a breath at this time and suddenly felt that she was almost out of reach.

No, no, I can't stay in this room anymore. If I stay in this room, I may feel hypoxia and suffocation. At that time, I may have to find a woman to do artificial respiration for myself.

What? Find a man to do artificial respiration for yourself?

The Golden Dragon Fish swore to the sky that if any man dared to breathe artificially on him, he would have to break the man's third leg.

At this time, the Golden Dragon Fish covered his nose with a very helpless look on his face: "You guy is really ugly. You have never seen such a smelly fart."

What's so great about being handsome? Isn't the farts of handsome people also smelly? And it's an unusual smell. If your fans know, especially those female fans...

OK OK OK, you guys get up quickly, I'll go out first, and wait for you outside!"

As the golden dragon fish said, he covered his nose and ran out with disgust.

Li Zhan looked embarrassed at this time. He was so embarrassed just now that he actually made a series of farts in front of the boss. It was so embarrassing.

After putting on his clothes, he brushed his teeth and quickly ran to the living room. He found that the living room was neatly filled with people. Those who didn't know thought something was going to happen.

Li Zhan looked at Chen Xiaoyue constantly smiling at him, and said with a smile: "Teacher Chen, why are you getting up so early? Didn't you sleep for a while? If there was nothing happening today, I really want to lie in bed for a day and call me up so early. Is there anything wrong?"

At this time, Jinlongyu said with a serious and serious look on his face: "Of course there is something wrong, Guoguo, now tell him about the current situation on the Internet. This kid is like a fool. Such a big thing has happened on the Internet. He is still sleeping so soundly in bed, which is really convinced.

I really don’t know whether he should say he is too timid or not!"

Su Guoguo also said seriously at this time: "Idol, since we have been promoting movies for the past half month, we have ignored the voting on your Weibo King on the Internet. The huge advantages we have gained in the early half month have gradually disappeared. In the early morning of this morning, you were kicked off, which means your Weibo King is gone.

Liu Junjie is currently ranked first with a score of more than 20 million votes. Tonight is Weibo Night. The voting channels between Weibo King and Weibo Queen will be closed at 10 o'clock today. We only have less than 10 hours left.

Although I have already launched a desperate vote for you, the fans of Liu Junjie are also trying hard to vote. If this is the case, your Weibo King will be snatched away!"

Li Zhan originally thought that everyone was so excited that he was called up. What big deal was there? It turned out that it was because of this.

He thought the end of the world was coming, and at least it was a mudslide, earthquake, or volcano eruption. As a result, it was such a big deal, which made him have a good dream, no! The nightmare was disturbed.

You say that this winter is nothing to do, sleeping in bed and sleeping in a warm bed is not fragrant?

Why did I get up early in the morning to discuss this matter? Is there any mistake? I knew that he would have continued to sleep just now.

Now I miss the very warm bed just now.

At this time, Li Zhan heard Su Guoguo and Jinlongyu's words and said indifferently: "I thought it was such a big deal. Isn't it just a Weibo King?"
Chapter completed!
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