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Chapter 44 Thanks for Shen An's bad move!

"Erlang, it's not easy for you not to get close to women. I have a good idea. You don't have to embarrass Zhang Daochang."

Although Fang Yiai was interested in Shen An's method, she was unwilling to let Zhang Daozhang go. After all, everyone was here.

"Taoist Master, you have to find a way for me!" Seeing that Taoist Zhang was not accommodating, he simply stood next to the merit box and threw strings of copper coins into it.

"You can't do this, Erlang!" Daozhang Zhang hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and Yiai chuckled: "How about it, Daozhang Zhang, you have great powers, you can't just ignore death!"

Lao Zhang hesitated for a moment, and then he had to give in and said: "I really can't come up with something as magical as the female-avoiding talisman. However, I can give you a tranquility talisman. If you try it, you may be able to relieve your inner demons."

"Okay! Come one quickly!"

Fang Yiai didn't care whether it was symptomatic or not, as long as someone was willing to help him, that was enough.

Shen An laughed in her heart when she saw him respectfully accepting the Talisman of Peace and placing it in his arms with a solemn look on his face.

This silly room 2 is really interesting.

"Tell me, what should we do?" The two of them got on their horses. Fang Yiai looked at Shen An's faint smile and felt suspicious, so she quickly asked.

Shen An was stunned. He thought that there would be no chance for him to appear in this matter, but unexpectedly, Fang Yiai thought of him again.

He could only say: "This is not easy, just make Madam Shu'er hate you."

"Let me tell you, as long as a woman hates you, even if you beg her, she won't want to talk to you."

Fang Yiai is puzzled to make women hate me.

His luck with women is notoriously bad, is there any way to make them hate him even more?

"Tell me, do you have any good ideas?"

"There are hard and easy ways, which one do you want to listen to?" The two of them walked onto Zhuque Street again. The time was almost up and it was time to find a restaurant for a good meal.

Under Fang Yiai's strong recommendation, they came to Zhang Meishou's house in Fuxingfang. As an authentic foodie, Fang Yiai was a frequent visitor here.

I am full of praise for their food. Shen An also tasted their food last time and it was indeed not bad.

Distinguished guests like them were invited to a private room on the second floor as soon as they entered the room. Fang Erlang was Zhang Meishou's biggest patron. Before ordering, the boss graciously served four plates of cold dishes and a jar of wine.

Fang Yiai poured the wine for Shen An. The amber liquid suggested that the alcohol content was not high. Shen An drank a large bowl without thinking.

"Mr. Shen, why didn't I realize before that you have such a good drinking capacity?"

Fang Yiai's tone was relaxed, but in reality she was extremely anxious. She followed Shen An with her eyes. Shen An wiped the corners of her mouth and said with a smile: "Either you show your true colors and beat her a few times. I know, your She is very good at fists and kicks. Even though she is a maid, this Shu'er is actually a spy sent by Princess Gaoyang to find the way for the princess. She will tell the princess about every move you make. If you bully the princess, the princess may not If I dare to marry you, even Shuer will not be able to stay in the house."

For this plan, he just casually said that the house had not only Fang Yiai, a scourge, but also a decent person like Fang Xuanling. How could he allow his son to beat his wife?

"I don't hit women!" Fang Yiai's attitude was very firm.

"So, I said there are difficult and easy methods, it depends on which one you want to choose."

"What else? What else?"

"You, stand in the toilet of your house one more time, let the smell of feces and urine stick to your body, and stand in front of the little lady, I guarantee that she will not be interested in you at all."

Pfft haha...

Fang Yiai couldn't stop laughing wildly.

"Good for you!"

"That's right," Shen An picked up a kidney bean: "Think about it, no woman likes a dirty, smelly man."

"Even if Shu'er has a purpose for entering the house, I don't believe it. You are like this, and she can still bear it."

"But this is too shameless." Fang Yiai told the truth, and Shen An smiled and said: "Hey, you are still afraid of this!"

"This is much better than asking for that ridiculous talisman to avoid women!"

"Besides, it doesn't cost any money, and it won't offend Duke Liang."

"yes!"

"What you said makes sense." Fang Yiai squinted his eyes, calculating the importance of this matter.

He couldn't do such a nasty thing as beating a woman to death, but he could really consider pretending to be ugly.

However, his reputation is already bad enough, so he still needs to continue to act ugly?

Seeing that he was in trouble, Shen An came up with several "ingenious suggestions" for him.

After hearing this, Yiai nodded repeatedly and decided to give it a try.

Putting aside Princess Gao Yang, the two of them began to talk about all kinds of topics, and the conversation became more and more heated. But soon, the topic turned back to Gao Yang.

There is no way around it, troubles are always unavoidable.

"You said Shuer will tell the princess everything about me. Is this possible?"

"How is this impossible!"

"You can't be so naive and think that the princess just kindly gave you a concubine."

"It's such a pity that such a beautiful woman is a spy!"

Fang Yiai was extremely regretful. If anything, when he came out of the house, he still coveted Shuer's beauty.

But now, he has no idea about her at all.

Throughout his life, what he hated most was when traitors or spies entered the door of his house. Regardless of whether they were true or false, they could never betray him.

Fang Yiai looked angry and clenched his fists tightly, but Shen An didn't know why his expression suddenly became so serious.

The two of them were full of wine and food, and finally waited until the end of the day before mounting their horses again. This time, their destination was the West Market, where the money in Chang'an City gathered.

Contrary to what modern people imagine, although the business in the West Market is booming, it does not open at dawn. It opens at the end of the afternoon every day.

When the door first opens, people will rush in. There will be noisy everywhere, people are crowded together, and people are sitting next to each other. It is not suitable for hanging out.

Therefore, when the time came, the two of them were not in a hurry and just walked forward leisurely.

Although Shen An didn't think so much, Fang Yiai was an old hand at having fun and was familiar with the rules of various entertainment venues in Chang'an City.

Under his guidance, Shen An could move freely and freely on the streets of Chang'an City.

"Mr. Shen, do you know that you also have a name in the circle!"

What?

Shen An suddenly looked at Fang Yiai with a horrified expression.

What news did this guy spread to me again? Seeing how unreliable he looked, Shen An was very worried. I am a serious person, so I must not let him spoil it.

"Erlang, Shen An is so small, how can He Dehe enter the circle of noble relatives? Erlang is still..."

"Hey, Mr. Shen, what are you afraid of?"

"You were originally a member of our circle. Over the years, your health has been poor, and everyone has moved around less."

"After a few days, when I get out of trouble here, I will introduce you to you."

"Things like Chu Bi and His Highness King Qi are the ones we see often. When the time comes, we can get together. They can play more than I do."
Chapter completed!
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