Chapter 162 is making a poem(1/2)
"Brother Mu, that's the Five Monkeys! Let's go kill him today!" The fat man walked up to a person carelessly.
Mu Fan looked at the monkey, who was so skinny that he could be knocked down by a gust of wind, and snickered in his heart: "You really deserve to be called a monkey!"
"Fat pig, why are you blocking my way? Are you still looking for a blow?" Monkey saw that the person blocking him was his own defeated general, and he laughed suddenly.
"Monkey, don't be proud. In the past, you relied on the large number of people to barely defeat yourself. But this time I invited Brother Mu to come. You are definitely no match for us!" the fat man said proudly.
"Haha, fat pig. Your people have been looking for you in waves. Are you sure you are not a loser this time?" The skinny monkey laughed loudly, showing disdain for the fat man.
"Hmph! You won't know until you try it, Brother Mu, show him some power!" The fat man obviously couldn't stand the monkey's provocation, so he said to Mu Fan.
"Let's show off! Okay! Listen carefully! I will sing a song for you. It's so cool! 'The girl's real name is Qi. She went up to the tree to pick pears. The wind blew her skirt up, revealing good things.'" Mu Fan looked at it provocatively.
Looking at a monkey and comparing poems with yourself, isn't this looking for a blow?
"Pfft..." Mu Liu almost spit out the tea he was about to drink, and gave a thumbs up to his second brother.
Damn it, your competition is just about erotic poems?!
After the fat man heard this, he laughed wildly and said: "Monkey, how are you? Is this brother of mine a great talent?! In the poetry competition, I will definitely win today!
The monkey finally looked squarely at Mu Fan, this talented man with a wet mouth. He really couldn't compare to him! However, he couldn't stand the fat man's provocation!
"Fat pig, I'm even more afraid of you. You listen carefully!" Last night I slept with my husband, and when I was eating, I opened the canal and caught me with my feet in the air. Little Anunu made a fool of himself and only caught leech in the deep water.
The waist is twisted. Qing Gelang is like a river boat that has been stranded and only catches the stern! "What did I do the day before yesterday?" After the monkey finished reading, he looked at the fat man provocatively!
"Pfft..." As soon as the monkey finished speaking, the sound of falling to the ground continued to sound. One by one, they looked at the ten people confronting each other in shock: Damn, what do these two bastards think of a poetry competition? Are they actually competing in poetry?!
The two poems written by Mu Fan made all the talented women blush and couldn't help but spit at several people!
Mr. Xiao, who was sitting on the rostrum, broke into a cold sweat and prayed in his heart: Mr. Feng, you are not really going to compete in pornographic poems at a poetry meeting, are you?!
When Mr. Xiao saw that Mu Fan was about to speak, he hurriedly came over and said, "Young Master Feng, let's compare this to the next time! It's a poetry meeting now, and there are so many talented men and women, but you are so immoral!"
"What a bastard! Mr. Xiao, don't tell me that you have never written such a poem? Are erotic poems not part of the poem? We are all men and understand it, so just leave it alone. Today I
I must defeat these people on behalf of Fatty!"
Mu Fan's words immediately made Mr. Xiao blush, and the fat man, who was adding insult to injury, hissed: "Oh...it turns out that Mr. Xiao is also a member of the same group!"
Mu Fan ignored Mr. Xiao, turned to the monkey and said, "You still have some ability, so just listen!" Lang is holding the boat, and sister is rocking it. There are so many tricks in this style. Sister is blocking Zi Lu.
My teeth depend on my husband to fetch water. The more he supports me, the happier I will be!'"
Several people threw themselves to the ground again. A good boat-rocking poem, when recited under the current circumstances, immediately turned into a classic erotic poem! The men looked at Mu Fan with admiration, while the women
Everyone turned red and spat at Mu Fan, but then they couldn't help but turn around and look at Mu Fan.
This made Mu Fan chuckle in his heart: It turns out that these talented women are all sultry types!
Monkey is obviously also a master at this. Without thinking, he opened his mouth and said: "'Brother Qing, please don't break your slave body, you delicate little thing...'"
However, before the monkey finished reading the poem, someone yelled: "Shut up!"
Mu Fan and others turned around and saw that the four great talents had all come down from the rostrum. Among them, Murong Heida was glaring at the monkey fiercely!
The monkey was stunned. He seemed to be afraid of Murong Heida and actually stopped.
The four talented men took a few strides, walked up to the monkey and said, "Do you still know how to write Fenghua?"
When Mu Fan heard this, he immediately became unhappy. Didn't this bastard even scold him?
Damn it! The most annoying thing is sanctimonious people. With my level as a doctor, I can naturally see that these so-called four talented men have gone too far. On the contrary, although the fat man and others look wretched, they are full of masculinity!
As a man, Mu Fan has never hated lecherous men. But he hates hypocrites very much, especially those who pretend to be pretentious. So when he saw him scolding the monkey, he snorted and stood in front of the monkey and said calmly: "What?! Let's compose poems with you."
what is the relationship?"
The four talented men glanced at Mu Fan, their eyes uncertain, especially Mu Gaosheng, who vaguely knew Mu Fan's identity, and he also had some understanding of Mu Fan's rumors. The entire family had discussed it for him several times.
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When they saw Duke Xiao's attitude towards Mu Fan, they certainly didn't dare to scold Mu Fan, but they vented their anger on the monkey and the fat man!
"Hmph! It's a shame for us that you, vile people like you, can come to the poetry festival!" Murong Heda said angrily, completely ignoring Mu Fan's words!
"Damn! I hate people who pretend to be competitive! Damn it, you are such a hypocrite and you have to shive in front of me! Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
This sentence immediately caused an uproar in the audience: Who is this kid? He actually dared to talk like this to the four great talents!
Although the four talented men were concerned about Mu Fan's unclear identity, how could they endure being so provoked at the poetry meeting.
"What did you say?" Several people roared in unison.
"I said, you trash, please stop embarrassing yourself in front of me and get out of here!"
Mu Fan's words made Fatty and the others admire him greatly and felt very comfortable in their hearts. They had long wanted to scold these talented people who were pretending to be compared, but they just didn't dare because of their power. Now someone is standing up for them,
Everyone applauded!
"Okay, okay! You have the guts!" Murong Heida forgot that this was a poetry meeting, and his fighting spirit was faintly rioting, obviously he wanted to duel with Mu Fan.
"Brother Murong! You can't..." Mu Gao defeated Da Hai and quickly stopped Murong Heida. He knew how strong Mu Fan was! A king-level person could be seriously injured, so what the hell is Murong Heida?!
"Brother Murong, this is a poetry meeting, don't you want to be a barbarian here?"
Mu Gaosheng's words made Murong Heida react. He snorted, looked at Mu Fan and sneered: "If you are not a coward, why don't you compete with me?"
"Competition?! Okay, you can choose the civil or military skills as you please! However, I like to raise the stakes!" Mu Fan said nonchalantly.
This sentence made everyone look at Mu Fan in shock. They didn't expect that Mu Fan would really dare to accept Murong Heida's challenge!
"Oh, that's right! If you think you're not enough on your own, you four can come together. I don't care!"
Mu Fan's supplementary words made everyone sigh at Mu Fan's arrogance and at the same time scold Mu Fan for being arrogant! The four great talents are famous all over the imperial capital, and you, who only know how to write erotic poems, can you challenge him?!
"Master, you don't want to compete with the four great talents in erotic poems, do you?!" Li You walked up to Mu Fan and said with a smile.
"Go, your master is very talented. It's easy to deal with four unworthy little guys!" Mu Fan rolled his eyes and looked at Li You with dissatisfaction.
"That's that! Master, work hard and defeat these followers of my sister. I get annoyed just looking at them! A bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites!" Li You obviously knew the nature of these people and looked at them with contempt and said
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When these people heard Li You's words, they all glared angrily, but because they were Liu Mengran's younger brother, they all endured it.
"Li You, don't talk nonsense!" Liu Mengran naturally noticed the expressions of these four people. Although she didn't like these four people, she didn't hate them either. After hearing what her brother said, she apologized to the four of them and said,
"My younger brother is young and ignorant. I hope the four young masters will not blame me!"
"Where! Where!" When the four talented men saw Liu Mengran apologizing to them, they stepped aside one by one, and the anger in their hearts completely disappeared.
"Haha, why does Mengran need to apologize to them? Li You is right, these are just some sanctimonious guys!" Mu Fan laughed and gave Li You an appreciative look!
Seeing the proud look on Li You's face, Liu Mengran gave Li You an angry look, turned to Mu Fan and said, "I feel relieved to have Mr. Mu as Li You's master! I believe that Mr. Mu will definitely teach me.
A pure brother’s!”
When Mu Fan heard these words, he still didn't understand that the ice-snow and smart Liu Mengran was warning him not to teach his younger brother a bad lesson.
"Don't worry Mengran, I will definitely teach your brother to be as pure as me!" Mu Fan said firmly, patting his chest.
"Hmph, how can a person who can only write erotic words be pure?" Murong Heida said sarcastically without giving up the opportunity to attack Mu Fan!
Mu Fan ignored him, but turned to Liu Mengran and said, "Listen to this little brat Li You, Mengran is looking for a husband who is both civil and military?"
With these words, Liu Mengran's face immediately turned red, and she gave Li You a charming look again.
"Haha, I don't know if I'm considered a great literary talent if I dig out these four pieces of garbage that call themselves little bugs!" Mu Fan looked at Liu Mengran teasingly and said.
Liu Mengran could naturally hear the implication of Mu Fan's words, and the blush spread on her face: "If the young master can defeat four talented men in terms of literary talent, he can naturally be considered to be outstanding in literary talent!"
"Haha. That's easy to say! Then for the sake of Mengran, I will defeat them once and make Mengran willing to be my maid!" Mu Fan looked at Liu Mengran with a smile and said.
In Liu Mengran's shy and avoidant gaze, Mu Fan held out his thumb to these four talents, turned 180 degrees provocatively, pointed his thumbs down, and looked at them with disdain.
This provocative gesture made everyone fall into silence. They all looked at Mu Fan: I really want to know where Mu Fan got the courage to challenge the four talented people. In terms of literary talent, except for Liu Mengran, no talented person could be their opponent.
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"Boy, let me let you be arrogant for a while. I hope you will still be so arrogant later!" Murong Heida looked at Mu Fan coldly, with a sarcastic smile on his lips.
Mu Fan shrugged nonchalantly and said to Mr. Xiao: "Mr. Xiao, I'll give you the trouble to come up with the question. Well, I haven't abused anyone in poetry for a long time. It's rare for a few people to come here for me to abuse. I've abused you enough today.
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This sentence immediately caused everyone to cast a disdainful look at Mu Fan. Especially the few great scholars looked at Mu Fan with disgust. They hated Mu Fan who could only write erotic words and talk big words.
Fan! In their opinion, how could Mu Fan be a match for the four great talents? Mu Fan was not even as good as one-tenth of one of them.
However, Mr. Xiao's reaction shocked everyone: "That... Young Master Feng! Children are ignorant, so you should ignore the faults of others, so don't argue with them!"
This sentence made everyone look at Mr. Xiao in astonishment: It seems that Mu Fan is two or three years younger than these four people?! Mu Fan is an adult and they are children?!
"Mr. Xiao, you are wrong. If the kid doesn't teach him a lesson, he will poop on his father's head!" Mu Fan said seriously, turning to look at the few people, "We have agreed.
The bet is that whoever loses will bow to the other party when they see each other! How about that?"
"I'm so happy!" The four talented men snorted coldly and looked straight at Mu Fan.
"Mr. Xiao, come up with the question!" Mu Fan said to Mr. Xiao and winked at Liu Mengran, making Liu Mengran blush again!
"Young Master Feng..." Just when Mr. Xiao was about to say something, Murong Heida interrupted and said, "Mr. Xiao, just come up with the question!"
To be continued...