Chapter 5 Refusal to Light the Lamp
Lu Xinghe, who became famous in one battle, finally established an authoritative image as a toll collector.
In order to build up the reputation of Jianmu Toll Station, Lu Xinghe put up two signs.
"Sage ants treat everyone equally. The toll fee is two spiritual stones at a time, and the round-trip discount is five yuan!"
"Severely crack down on violent acts of protesting fees, the list of prohibited passages is as follows: Monster clan ten golden crows, Western religion quanti!"
As soon as this sign came out, the world was shocked and the lich wept.
Everyone inside and outside the ancient world gave Lu Xinghe a big thumbs up.
The human race who dares to publicly slap a saint in the face is the first in the world!
Who would have the guts to pass such a ridiculous toll station?
In the Eight Views Palace in Kunlun Mountain, Sanqing sat there with a sad face, drinking the enlightenment tea without any taste.
boom!
Taoist Tongtian, who was the most impatient, slapped the table angrily: "It's unreasonable. It has been planned for billions of years, and when it was about to succeed, it was actually destroyed by a small human race!"
Yuanshi Tianzun's face was even more ugly: "Neither the Lich nor the Demon Clan raised an army to investigate the crime. This is not like their style. Could someone have leaked the secret?"
The mature and prudent Taishang Laojun, after calculating with his fingers, shook his head in disappointment.
"Someone has concealed the secret. I can't figure out the origin of that person. I'd better wait for the teacher's decree!"
Sanqing couldn't guarantee that he would be able to persuade Lu Xinghe, who had no access to food or salt.
Zhunti has already hit a wall, his name is on the blacklist, and they don't want to be embarrassed along with it.
At this moment, in the Zixiao Palace outside the thirty-third heaven, Hongjun looked equally confused.
After living for countless years, Daozu Hongjun had never encountered such a strange thing.
After calculating for ten days and ten nights, he just couldn't figure out the origin of Lu Xinghe!
What left him even more speechless was that when did the wooden tunnels that had been around since the beginning of time gain a charging function?
If the Lich doesn't fight and the human race doesn't prosper, how can he gain the luck of the human race and break the shackles of heaven?
The more he thought about Hongjun, the worse his mood became, and he finally issued the first decree.
"The Three Purities have received the order. If the building is blocked, the human race will not be able to prosper. It is a matter of calamity and luck. You must solve it properly!"
The next morning, while Lu Xinghe was lying in the sun, five-colored auspicious clouds floated in the sky.
There was a long deer call, and a Taoist riding a sika deer descended from the sky.
I saw him holding the golden exquisite tower in one hand and the vulture glazed lamp in the other hand. The glow was shining everywhere, making him look like a noble man.
"I would like to light a lamp in front of Yuxu's gate to teach you, and invite fellow Taoists to come to Yuxu Palace to listen to the lecture. What do you think of your friendship?"
The only person who can give lectures in Yuxu Palace is Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of the Chan Sect.
Being able to listen to the sermons of saints is definitely the greatest opportunity for every monk.
If it had been anyone else, they would have followed with tears of gratitude.
But does Lu Xinghe, who has a charging system, need to attend the lecture?
If you charge more tolls, you will be rewarded with a Nine-Turn Golden Pill and you will be promoted to a Heavenly Immortal.
At most, the lecture will only make you a Da Luo Jinxian, and it will take hundreds of thousands of years. Is that necessary?
Wait until Brother deceives a few more great Lich Saints, and he can easily become a Great Luo Golden Immortal!
"Thank you for your kindness. I can't leave because I'm charging. You'd better ask someone else to go!"
"ah……"
Ran Deng suppressed all the words he said behind his back, feeling extremely embarrassed in an instant.
Why doesn't this guy act according to common sense?
Shouldn't he be so excited that he follows immediately?
Ran Deng thought he didn't understand, so he quickly explained: "Fellow Taoist, this is the road explained by the saints. You have the opportunity to be included in the saint's gate wall. Don't miss the opportunity?"
Lu Xinghe pointed to the signboard with a funny look on his face: "Sages and ants treat everyone equally, I just want to be a toll collector!"
Ran Deng completely lost his temper when he encountered such a sluggish ant.
After being hit and beaten and scolded and scolded, he couldn't move away. He could only resort to the last resort.
"Fellow Taoist, it is fate that we meet each other. I have just been given two yellow plums by my mentor. I specially invite you to enjoy them together!"
Ran Deng waved his hand, and a blue jade table and chairs appeared on the ground.
There are two jade plates placed on the table, each containing a fairy fruit yellow plum, exuding an alluring golden glow.
The legendary Huang Zhongli?
Lu Xinghe couldn't help drooling, these were Hongmeng's five innate spiritual roots!
This tree blooms as soon as one dollar comes, bears fruit after one dollar, matures after one dollar, and can be eaten only after one dollar blooms.
If you are lucky enough to eat one, your cultivation will reach the level of Daluo Jinxian.
Do you want to try it yourself?
Seeing Lu Xinghe's greedy look, Ran Deng's old face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.
After eating the spiritual fruit of Chanjiao and being in debt to Chanjiao, do you still have the nerve to refuse Chanjiao's request?
Doesn't he just want to earn spiritual stones by collecting tolls?
Give him another hundred Lingshi Mountains and make sure he lets go of the passage obediently!
At this moment, all Lu Xinghe could see was the yellow plum, and he couldn't help but take a step outward.
"hehe……"
Ran Deng laughed out loud and sat down first with a proud look on his face.
Lu Xinghe, who was awakened by the laughter, suddenly stopped and looked at Ran Deng with a wary expression.
The two big scammers from the beginning and the end of time are absolutely not allowed to get together.
One is Zhunti, the number one troublemaker in the world.
The other one is Ran Deng, the most sinister person in the prehistoric times.
If you get married to Zhunti, you will be single for most of your life.
After becoming acquainted with Ran Deng, he put them all on the list of gods.
Even his savior Cao Bao was sent to the Red Water Formation to become a sacrificer.
When he thought of this, Lu Xinghe turned around and ran into the passage: "I have something urgent to do, goodbye!"
"Fellow Taoist, please stay!" Ran Deng shouted eagerly.
Unfortunately, Lu Xinghe did not stop at all and quickly disappeared into the passage.
Ran Deng stood there dumbfounded, and did not come back to his senses for a long time.
how so?
He was clearly tempted and left, so how could he suddenly regret and run away?
Could it be that someone was secretly causing trouble and telling him about the powerful relationship?
"well……"
Sanqing, who was observing secretly, shook his head in disappointment.
Ran Deng has done a great job, but unfortunately it still failed.
It seems that the method of bribing Lu Xinghe to cancel the fees is not feasible, and we must find another way!
A month later, 10,000 demon soldiers arrived at the Jianmu Passage, and the leading female demon opened her mouth coquettishly.
"Da Neng, I want to buy a round-trip discount, but I'm afraid you'll be tired from traveling both ways. Is there any good way?"
The lichs were all frightened by Lu Xinghe, and even if they bought a round-trip discount, they still wouldn't worry.
What if this guy issues another overtime fine?
The sweet and soft voice reached his ears, making Lu Xinghe's sweat pores explode, and he quickly raised his head and looked over.
A beautiful voice is even more beautiful. I have never seen such a beautiful woman.
She has a pointed chin, seductive fox eyes, a willow-thin waist, hair as long as black ink, skin as white as snow, and a beauty as beautiful as a flower.
What's even more amazing is her fragile willow-like shape, which makes people want to hold her in their arms and love her.
Lu Xinghe's bones were numb when he heard this: "There is a way, of course there is a way. I have a jade talisman for passage. You can crush it and come in!"
"Thank you, Almighty. There are 50,000 spiritual stones here, the Qingqiu Baizhi of the slave family. Please take care of me, Almighty?"
Beauty Bai Zhi handed over a storage bag, and her delicate jade fingers deliberately touched Lu Xinghe's palm.
Lu Xinghe's heart trembled, his anger suddenly rose, and he made a big fool of himself on the spot.
"Giggle..." Bai Zhi laughed so hard that her branches trembled, exuding even greater temptation.
"Fox, wait!" Lu Xinghe threw a bag of jade talismans with a sad face.
Chapter completed!