Chapter 643 Goal: Make Banye Pregnant!
Obito??
Damn it!!! Damn it! Damn it!
The above is the translated version of Obito's psychological activities. After all, there is no word "fuck" in the ninja world, but this word can perfectly indicate Obito's current psychological activities.
Feeling the changes coming from my belly, it seems like... maybe... maybe? There is really a life gestating...
What kind of international joke are you kidding! Gan!
"How is it~Obito~how does it feel to be a mother?"
I feel the taste of maternal love~"
"What's going on!" Obito looked at Xia Bai fiercely: "This is an illusion, isn't it? Explanation!"
Obito formed a seal, and his Mangekyou Sharingan turned crazily.
"I'm happy to tell you that it's not an illusion~ everything that happened is real..."
"How is it possible..." Feeling the current situation, Obito discovered that it was indeed as the other party said, this was not an illusion...
But how can people accept pregnancy? I am a man!
Damn Fuck!
How did a man get pregnant? Did that man do something indescribable to him just in that moment?
Fuck! Thinking of this, Obito got goosebumps all over his body, it's so disgusting! The other party is a man! Damn... If it were Kakashi, he could take it... Fuck! Kakashi can't accept it either!
"Oh?? Obito, you're pregnant?"
"Aren't you a man?"
"Can men get pregnant too?"
“What does it feel like to be pregnant?”
"How does it compare to the feeling of having a bowel movement?"
"Hmm~ Does that mean you're going to be a father, Obito?"
"No, no, no, all those who carry babies are mothers, but Obito, you are a man, so it seems a little inappropriate to call you mother..."
"Shut up! Bastard! I'll kill you!"
Faced with Bai Jue's endless chatter that sounded like a machine gun being fired next to him, he was so rustic that he almost slapped him to death.
"Don't worry~" At this time, Xia Bai kindly comforted him and said, "My trick is called pregnancy gaze."
"It is a pupil technique specially created by a great senior in order to let people feel the greatness of mother's love."
"He can let people enjoy it all over again within an hour. The feeling of being pregnant for ten months and giving birth is not really pregnant."
"But don't worry, even though you're not really pregnant, the feeling and procedures you should have will not be missing at all~"
"Thank you so much...don't worry yet...why the hell should I worry about that!"
"It won't be less at all. I, my father-in-law, really wish you would have less!"
"And what's more, the technique that controls his uncle is such a boring (cross out) and scary technique created by that senior!"
After hearing Xia Bai's words, Obito was in a state of confusion. He was extremely irritable from the inside out. He gritted his teeth and glared at Xia Bai: "What on earth do you want! What!? You can tell me directly what purpose you have!"
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An hour is two hours, which is one hundred and twenty minutes.
The ten-month pregnancy is divided by ten, one state is twelve minutes, and then including delivery...it is about ten minutes.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, you are such an adult, be careful with the baby, it is about two months old now, right? Don't move the baby~"
Xia Bai waved her hands and comforted Obito with a bright smile on her face.
"I'll kill you, you bastard!" Obito couldn't bear it anymore. All the years of self-cultivation went to waste.
He moved his feet and rushed towards Xia Bai instantly.
Facing Obito's attack, Xia Bai just raised his arm slightly, and then punched out.
Hum ~ stupid!
Obito thought with disdain that at this time, he had become insubstantial, and it was only for him to dodge Xia Bai's attack, and then he could get close to him. This move would invalidate the attack and let him try again and again.
But what Obito couldn't believe was that the moment Xia Bai punched down, cracks like broken glass appeared in the air.
Kara!
A powerful vibration actually directly penetrated his divine power space and hurt his body.
Poof! A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Obito's body was directly blasted out of the Kamui space.
"So strong!"
A look of astonishment flashed in Obito's eyes.
It actually shook the space directly with the power of vibration, and hurt him with one punch!
What kind of monster is this!
If Xia Bai knew what he was thinking, he would definitely sneer at it. What's the big deal about vibrations and fluctuations in space? If you meet Saitama, he will probably smash the space with a punch and then carry you out, or he may not carry him.
,After all, Saitama is a bit lazy...
"I told you to calm down and don't get pregnant~"
Ouch... His stomach suddenly hurt. Obito covered his stomach, gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "What on earth do you want to do!"
"I told you, I just don't want you to disturb their fight~"
"This is a matter between the two brothers and sisters. It's better for you not to interfere and just give birth to the baby here slowly~ By the time you finish giving birth, it will be almost time for them to finish~"
"As for you, don't worry. I'm not going to kill you now. You'd better leave your head to someone else. As long as you behave honestly, I won't cause you any trouble today."
After listening to Xia Bai's words, Obito had no choice but to follow Xia Bai's method for the time being.
If he had to fight, Obito didn't know if he could beat him, after all, the opponent had destroyed the existence of his divine power space with one punch.
Also, the current condition of the belly is indeed as the other party said, and his condition is getting more and more serious. He is not in the habit of fighting with a pregnant belly. If he really wants to fight, he will definitely suffer.
Helpless, Obito could only find a place and sit down, holding his stomach.
As time goes by, Obito's belly gets bigger and bigger.
Slowly, cold sweat accumulated on Obito's face, and there was already a small puddle in the mask.
In desperation, Obito ripped off his mask.
Anyway, the other party has determined his identity, and it doesn't matter whether he reveals his face or not.
"Who are you?" As time goes by, Obito's condition becomes more and more difficult.
Think about it, a pregnant woman goes through the entire pregnancy and childbirth process in two hours. This kind of thing is not done by humans.
"I am Xia Bai, and that guy Uchiha Sako is my disciple~ You understand..."
"Is this Xia Bai?" Konoha's collapse plan naturally cannot be hidden from the intelligence network of the Akatsuki organization. The name Xia Bai has been introduced to his ears for a long time, but it is indeed the first time to see Xia Bai himself...
Then as time continued to go by, Sako had already defeated Uchiha Itachi, and after teaming up with Naruko to drive Kisame away, he left with Uchiha Itachi's body, which he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
"Why don't you leave!" Obito's face turned pale with pain, and the sweat on his face was like washing his face.
"Of course it depends on your performance in giving birth~" Xia Bai looked at Obito seriously: "I want to observe and observe. When you resurrect Uchiha Madara, I can also let him feel the greatness of mother's love...
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Hei Jue: You are the devil! I, Hei Jue, may not be a human, but you are a real dog!
And Xia Bai could already imagine what happened after Master Ban appeared.
"Ha~ Do you also want to dance?"
Then he came down from the sky and said to Master Madara: "NO! I want to make you pregnant~"
"Feel the greatness of maternal love! Pregnancy gaze!"
Xia Bai thinks what makes Master Ban so weak at disco. Anyone can do it, but it’s Xia Bai who makes Master Ban pregnant!
Chapter completed!