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081 $800 to buy a donkey

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Charles Barkley is such a loudmouth. He also promised that if Wang Dazhi could score 20 points in a single game, he would kiss the donkey's ass."

A consultant like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is so laid-back that he can even sit on the sidelines during Lakers games to make some extra money.

Of course, he had to speak out about the fact that Charles Barkley bullied his apprentice.

Charles Barkley made wild remarks in a previous interview with TNT. He said that Wang Dazhi is not an NBA-level player at all. If Wang Dazhi can score 20 points in a game, then he will kiss the donkey’s ass!

Wilt Chamberlain: "This kid was really born in a good era. If Charles Barkley dares to be so arrogant when I play, I will make him regret becoming an inside player.

Why would he kiss a donkey’s ass? Don’t any women like him?”

Wilt Chamberlain's focus was always on words like butt and woman.

Magic Johnson: "I think Wang Dazhi is quite popular with women. His rumored girlfriend Kournikova is sitting on the sidelines but he doesn't even look at her. This guy is chatting with the white swan Khorkina!"

Speaking of which, Magic Johnson is somewhat envious and jealous. He has been carrying the virus for his whole life and can no longer let himself go.

Wilt Chamberlain: "This guy has pretty good taste. I have only known seventy or eighty girls who are prettier than these two girls in my life."

780/20,000, this is already the highest evaluation that Wilt Chamberlain can give.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "I hope Wang Dazhi can maintain the tradition of not delaying playing time when dating with the Lakers, otherwise I will never let him go. I often sacrifice my rest time to give him special training."

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar knows that there is only one Chamberlain. After all, not everyone has an iron kidney.

Wang Dazhi's current popularity is very subtle. He is obviously a substitute rookie who only plays about 20 minutes, but he always has a high level of discussion.

Because Elden Campbell decided to take a truce before the game started, Delmar Harris could only make some adjustments to the original tactics.

Delmar Harris: "Olajuwon is still unable to play today, and our Gary also decided to let Eldon rest.

Therefore, our key to victory is to restrict Charles Barkley. Wang will be our starting power forward. Shaq, you can make your own judgment on whether to double-team Charles Barkley.

Drexler has been in very good shape recently. Kobe, you must also be prepared to face difficulties. You defended him very well in the last game, but there were indeed some problems with his personal state that day. You must be serious today.

treat."

After saying this, Wang Dazhi, like the other four starters, took off his long clothes and trousers and walked onto the field.

The Lakers started with Shaquille O'Neal, Wang Dazhi, Eddie Jones, Kobe Bryant, and Nick Van Exel.

The Houston Rockets starting center, Kevin Willis, power forward Charles Barkley, small forward Mario Elie, shooting guard Clyde Drexler, and point guard Derek Fisher.

While taking his position for the jump ball, Wang Dazhi chatted with Charles Barkley again.

Wang Dazhi: “Charles, when you said those words to reporters, did you consider the donkey’s feelings?

If the donkey chooses to go on a hunger strike and commit suicide after being molested by you, I guess the animal protection organization will come after you!"

Wang Dazhi looked at Charles Barkley with a smile.

Charles Barkley: "With a weak body like yours, it's impossible to score 20 points in a men's league.

A donkey can only exist in your beautiful illusion, and this creature will not have any interaction with me."

Charles Barkley seemed very calm at this time.

Wang Dazhi: "Let me tell you a secret, I have bought a donkey with my own money, and this donkey is now tied up in the underground parking lot of Staples.

It is currently staying in my parking space eating grass. You know this kind of animal always poops while eating, and the taste of the donkey's butt may not be very good."

Wang Dazhi did spend 800 US dollars to buy a donkey. Being humiliated like that by Charles Barkley, Wang Dazhi had to fight back forcefully. The 800 US dollars was also a spur to himself.

Amid roaring cheers from Staples fans, the referee blew the whistle to start the game.

Shaquille O'Neal easily won the jump ball, and the Los Angeles Lakers also used the same opening line in their first offense, the Shark low singles!

Without Hakeem Olajuwon, the Houston Rockets surprisingly did not choose to double-team.

Kevin Willis, who is 2.13 meters tall, defended alone. Shaquille O'Neal dribbled the ball twice and easily squeezed into the inside. His signature turn was a dunk, and the referee's whistle sounded!

Shaquille O'Neal showed off his exaggerated biceps to the camera. When he walked to the free throw line, he realized that the referee had called him an offensive foul!

Shaquille O'Neal: "My dear referee, how can this be an offensive foul?"

Shaquille O'Neal held his head and asked the referee with an innocent look on his face.

Referee: "You exposed your elbow when you turned around, and you hit the Rockets center in the face!"

The referee explained to Shaq at the top of his lungs.

Kevin Willis, who was lying on the ground covering his face, looked at the referee from between his fingers and showed a sly smile that was difficult to detect.

Shaquille O'Neal's offensive elbow problem has been with him throughout his career. If the referee is strict or the opponent's acting skills are superb, the Shaq will always suffer from this problem.

However, such an action also has risks and benefits. Such a powerful turn will always make some less courageous centers retreat.

Even the boos from the sky could not change the referee's decision. The Lakers could only devote themselves to defense.

The Houston Rockets passed the ball to Charles Barkley several times, but today Charles Barkley's position was a bit strange. He did not ask for it in the low post, but came to the right side outside the 45-degree three-point line.

Hold the ball.

Charles Barkley took a tentative step, and Wang Dazhi lowered his center to guard against his breakthrough. Unexpectedly, Charles Barkley confidently shot a three-pointer when Wang Dazhi let him take two steps.

Hollow into the net! The hardest body shows the softest feel!

Charles Barkley played at a very high level in the absence of Hakeem Olajuwon. He has regained the feeling of being the boss. In the last five games, he has scored 100% in each game.

41 three-point shooting percentage and 2.1 three-pointers!

Charles Barkley showed his excellent touch on the first shot of the game!
Chapter completed!
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