Chapter 4 Good Dogs Don't Get in the Way
“A good dog stays out of the way!”
Chu Hanyang gave Ren Yi a vicious look, and then ran forward without stopping.
Behind him followed a group of disciples from the Shen Shen Sect, also rushing past like a gust of wind.
Raising his middle finger at Chu Hanyang's back, Ren Yi said provocatively, "What are you dragging? Why are you running? If you have the guts to stay and fight! Hahaha..."
His slanderous words were not spoken loudly, but he ignored the fact that cultivators have sharp ears and eyesight. Let alone such a close distance, even if he shouted from across the street, a monk of Chu Hanyang's level could hear it as long as he concentrated on it.
No movement was seen from him, and Ren Yi's laughter suddenly stopped.
He covered his neck and opened his mouth wide, as if he wanted to say something, but no sound came out. He was so anxious that he scratched his head and scratched his head, asking for help from passers-by.
"What are you doing? You, you, you...don't come here!"
"Go away! Stinky beggar! Stay away from the uncle!"
"Don't bother me, I'll beat you carefully!"
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The passers-by didn't know the cause and effect, and were frightened by Ren Zhang's panicked look. Before he could get close, they started to treat him with evil words and dispersed like birds and beasts.
The transparent man couldn't stand it any longer, and complained in disgust: "Hey! You big fool, can't you even break the simplest gag technique?"
However, at this moment, he is worse than a mute, unable to even utter a simple sound like "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of me", let alone refuting the transparent man's squeeze.
Just because he doesn't speak doesn't mean that the transparent people will let him go.
"Hey! I'm talking to you. If you sincerely beg me, maybe I'll be happy and teach you how to break this gag!"
The transparent man folded his hands across his chest, as if he was determined to win. For her, this was really too simple. It was just a matter of snapping her fingers and she could solve it immediately.
Ren Yi tilted his head and thought for a while, "Do you need it? Do you need it? Do you need it? Well, he doesn't seem to need it too much!"
After calming down, he turned around and walked away.
There is nothing wrong with being mute. The world is now pure and free. What do you want for me?
The transparent man was ignored, and he had a bad temper. When he caught up with him, he grabbed him hard and said, "You idiot, will you die if you beg me?"
Strangely enough, she just tried it secretly, and she couldn't touch any of them, no matter whether they were people or objects.
Only when she bumped into Anyi just now, the violent collision made her know that she was not weak yet.
This strange feeling had never happened before. Even this world was not how it existed in her memory.
Everything was so strange, she was like a newborn baby, feeling an indescribable sense of dependence on Ren.
He was not handsome at all. In her opinion, his appearance could only be regarded as barely acceptable.
He was dirty and dressed in rags, and there was a huge gap between him and the immortal king, the immortal king.
He is weak and pitiful, and his force value is so low that anyone can step on him.
He... Even though there were all kinds of things that were wrong and bad, she still chose to stick to him.
Vaguely, she knew that she couldn't live without this man. Just like the restraint just now, she was pulled back inexplicably.
Ren Yi touched his pinched hand and gestured helplessly. However, he was not proficient in deaf-mute skills. Others only saw his ridiculous dancing appearance and had no idea what he was talking about.
"Oh my god...I'm so irritable! Why are you so stupid! How stupid! I have a headache!"
The transparent man covered his head and kept shaking his head, looking very angry.
With a dark face, Ren Yi was too lazy to waste his words and walked towards the bun shop not far away.
The kit is indeed a good thing. You can get it in exchange for only five steamed buns. The boss of the steamed bun shop agreed without thinking.
Although the other party's gestures made him tired of guessing, the customer was God, and it was good to earn a beggar's money;
Although the other party is a dirty beggar, the magical thing is that this kit is very new, as if it has just been made, which is indescribably exciting.
The owner of the bun shop couldn't help but fantasize about using this gadget to please the beautiful lady in the red building opposite, and it would be a wonderful start.
Thinking of this, he no longer had any thoughts about doing business, and he had already gone out of his mind.
At this moment, a slender hand slipped into the steaming steamer unprepared, and as fast as lightning, he took out a big bun and put it in his arms. It was not too hot at all.
"Yeah! I finally succeeded!" Just when the man was secretly rejoicing and was about to run away, the owner of the bun shop finally came to his senses and chased after him at a quick pace, "Little thief! Don't run away, give me back the buns!"
"Haha! Big fat pig, you can't catch me! Come on, I'm right here." The man who stole the buns turned around and provoked him while running.
While patronizing the funny bun shop owner, he was so happy that he couldn't see the road clearly. By chance, he bumped into Ren Yi's back, and the big meat bun that Ren Yi had just taken a bite of was instantly knocked away.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My buns, you have to pay for it!"
Ren Yi's mouth opened and closed, but no words came out. He was so anxious that he opened his teeth and claws to catch the bun thief.
This thief is very powerful, he is short and lean, he jumps left and right like a monkey, and the thief is slippery.
Ren Yichen wanted to catch him every time, but he easily dodged it. He was the one who caught people, and he was also the most embarrassed. He was fooled around by the little thief who stole the buns, like a clown, and provided a lot of money to the passers-by.
Joke.
Transparent is someone who doesn’t mind watching the excitement, so she just stood aside, eating melon seeds and waving red flags. Unfortunately, she tried to grab the buns just now, but she couldn’t touch them at all. Otherwise, it would have been like eating buns and watching a show.
better.
"You idiot, move your left side, elbow back, and push him hard!"
Although Ren Yi was confused by the transparent person's words, he still followed the instructions subconsciously.
There was only a muffled sound of "poof", and the person behind him who was originally no one was turned around by him.
"Hiss~~~ so cruel!"
The little thief who stole the buns covered his heart, feeling a burst of pain there.
After such a delay, the fat bun shop owner finally rushed over. He was so tired that he put his hands on his hips, panting like an ox, and could not straighten his back.
"Huhu... pay me... pay me Baozi, you... little thief, huh huh..."
There was only one bun, which had been sacrificed to the Temple of the Five Internal Organs long ago. The little thief who stole the bun rolled his eyes, straightened his back, looked like he was righteous and generous, and pointed at the bitten bun on the ground,
"Boss, please watch out. Your reputation has been ruined by this guy, and he and I are on the same team."
As soon as the words about stealing the bun came out, Ren Yi was really mute and couldn't tell how hard it was to eat coptis. He held his retort in his mouth and couldn't hold it in. The veins on his forehead were so anxious that he could only throb.
Chapter completed!