Chapter 15 Falling into the Toilet
Linghu Shuo quickly looked for the child talking in the living room with his eyes, but he could only hear the sound but could not see him, as if he and the child were in two different worlds.
"Who...who is talking?"
"I~"
The sound is much closer, as if it is just above...the head.
Linghu Shuo tried his best to flip and look upwards, and at the same time, a small head also poked down, and a pair of Karanz's big eyes confronted Linghu Shuo's gaze.
The air solidified for three seconds, and finally broke the deadlock with Linghu Shuo's scream.
"Ah--Rat!!!"
When the little guy heard Linghu Shuo call it a mouse, he immediately became unhappy. He spitted "lululu" and jumped and glided lightly onto Bai Yan's head.
The system detected the strange beast and immediately scanned it. After the scan, data analysis about this "mouse" popped up in front of Linghu Shuo.
【Strange Beast】: Flying Crown
【Level】:lv23
【Character】: Lively
【IQ】: 74↑
【Ability】: Invisibility, Aerial Art
【Features】: Like to move at night, and be sensitive to body movements
After reading this data analysis, Linghu Shuo vaguely remembered what species this flying "rat" is.
"You are not a mouse, you are the one that kind of puff, what's the name... By the way! Honey bag of puff!"
This time Linghu Shuo recognized it, and the weasel still spitted at Linghu Shuo.
"Why did there be another strange beast in my house? If this continues, my house will become a zoo!"
It’s enough to keep one fortune at home. This time, two more ancestors who are difficult to serve overnight! Linghu Shuo really has the urge to take a place to leave.
Bai Yan kept smiling and said, "Now this is my home, and you, now my servant."
Linghu Shuo was even more hit. He spent half of his savings to rent a house before he changed hands after staying for a few days, and he became a servant of his new owner.
Where is the law of nature...
"Sister Bai, you have servants after not seeing each other for two days. You are so awesome."
"Little Cheung, you should live here with me too, so no one can bully you."
"Okay~ I especially like staying with you Sister Bai."
Bai Yan and Feitianhua were chatting and laughing. Linghu Shuo really didn't want to interfere in the middle, but you have to know that it was really uncomfortable to float in the air without falling!!!
"Hey, two, no matter who is using your tricks, I have already surrendered now. Don't hold me like this."
Feitianhua glanced at Bai Yan and then with Bai Yan's permission, he then put away his ability.
As soon as the aerospace technique was cancelled, the long-lost gravity instantly wrapped Linghu Shuo and pulled it to the ground.
"Ouch--"
From a place more than one meter high, Linghu Shuo fell in pain. He grinned in pain and stood up with his waist, covering his shoulders.
"I'm not a cat, you think I can't die if I fall?"
Bai Yan shook his head a little, obviously not wanting to talk to Linghu Shuo, who is now her servant.
"Okay, OK, the bedroom you lived in before belongs to us, and you and your dog went to that room."
Bai Yan raised his hand and pointed a direction. Linghu Shuo turned around and thought to himself: mmp, that's not the toilet. This "vix spirit" is too much to treat me as a human being.
"Bai...Sir, that's the bathroom." Linghu Shuo said with a forced smile.
"I know."
Bai Yan's understatement made Linghu Shuo feel that he was one step further away from "human rights".
"Where is the toilet where people live? The toilet... no, no, definitely not, at the worst, I have to sleep in the living room too!"
What does it mean to say the most cowardly words in the hardest tone? Please refer to Linghu Shuo.
The sound is rising, and you can only dare to sleep in the living room?!
Bai Yan shook the contract letter in his hand at Linghu Shuo, and said with a smile: "My words are imperial edicts to you. Do you want to stop abide by the contract?"
If you don’t comply with the contract...what can you do if you don’t comply with this contract?
Linghu Shuo gradually had a bold idea and thought: What kind of God's contract book is just a piece of cloth, what can a piece of rag do to me? It is not the decree that Tathagata suppressed Sun Wukong.
Holding the idea that he would not die, Linghu Shuo took a step forward with his head raised and his chest raised.
"Yes, I don't want to abide by any shit contract!"
The Contract of God captured the keywords at the first time, and immediately jumped from Bai Yan's hand to the ground, and walked staggeringly to Linghu Shuo like a child who had just walked.
Bu Shu suddenly walked with his hands and feet? Linghu Shuo looked at the contract book with a dull eyes and thought to himself: Didn’t he say that he would not be allowed to become a sperm after xxxx? What’s the situation??
Just as Linghu Shuo was stunned, the contract letter suddenly jumped up and slapped Linghu Shuo in a series of slaps.
"You dare to break the contract under my management? Are you ambition or a leopard courage? It's shameless, bah!"
After spraying the contract, a series of slaps happened to be finished. Then he put away his hands and feet and flew back to Bai Yan's hand.
Linghu Shuo was still in the same place and said to himself in his heart: The props I bought for money actually stood opposite me. Isn’t this pure spending money to buy suspicion?
Bai Yan rolled up the contract book, held it in his hand like a stick and tapped it gently.
"Have you thought about it? Live, or can't?"
Linghu Shuo touched his swollen face and snorted disdainfully.
"Live it!"
Bai Yan smiled and made a request gesture, then turned around and walked into the bedroom that originally belonged to Linghu Shuo without saying a word.
After watching the bedroom door close with his own eyes, Linghu Shuo collapsed on his shoulders as if he was depressed.
I turned my head inadvertently and saw Wangcai fainting on the ground and remembered that there was another big thing!
"Benefit!"
Linghu Shuo rushed to Wangcai and shook it hard for a few times.
"Dog, you can't have anything to do! If something happens to you, I will face the destruction of the two of them alone!"
When Wangcai heard this, his originally loose eyelids instantly exerted their strength, for fear that he would accidentally open a gap.
When Linghu Shuo caught this move, he knew that Wangcai was fine at all. He was just pretending to be dead for so long!
Linghu Shuo was speechless for a moment, and finally pinched Wangcai.
"Have you got me up!"
It hurts when twisting and pinching! Wangcai jumped up from the ground with a reflex.
"It hurts and it hurts - why do you spit it on me if you are angry?"
Wangcai has really made progress and he actually knows to take the initiative. However, this trick doesn't seem to work very well for Linghu Shuo who is angry.
"You are so embarrassed to say! When the owner has something to do, he will rush up as soon as possible and protect the owner loyally. What about you?! Something happened is even more thief than me. He has been pretending to be dead for so long. Do you know I was worried about you just now?!" Linghu Shuo shouted anxiously and white-facedly.
"What are you worried about my mom doing..."
Wangcai smiled and joked. When he noticed that Linghu Shuo's eyes were not right, he wisely changed the topic immediately.
"I... I was really choked by smoke before, and I didn't wake up for a long time. At that time, you were begging for mercy. I'm afraid that you will be embarrassed to beg for mercy when you wake up. Look at me, I'll take care of your face!"
“Hahaha…”
Linghu Shuo laughed dryly without laughing.
"Then I want to thank you, Lord Wangcai?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the bedroom door opened, Linghu Shuo's bedding and pillows, etc., and even the sheets that Linghu Shuo had lying through flew out of it!
"Please hold your stuff."
The back door was closed again when the words came out.
Linghu Shuo was holding the pillow in a daze, and Wangcai was wearing a scattered bed sheet. Every man and dog clearly felt that his status had dropped significantly.
"She really asked me to go to the bathroom..."
Wangcai put his claws on Linghu Shuo and said as comforting.
"I want to open it, it's quite comfortable to sleep in the toilet. I'll accompany you."
Linghu Shuo slowly turned his head and looked at Wangcai, and the door opened again at this time, and the imperial edict of "Lao Buddha" came from it.
"I want to see a delicious breakfast tomorrow morning. You probably won't agree to me, right? No problem, then I'll thank you first, I wish you a good dream~"
Chapter completed!