Chapter 24 Running away from home
Linghu Shuo observed his words and noticed Wang Cai's sudden mood drop. He had an idea to tell a joke to make Wang Cai laugh, but he happened to catch a piece of paper flying from nowhere and stuck it on his face.
"Bah, what?"
Linghu Shuo grabbed the paper stuck to his face and unfolded it to see that there was writing on it.
"Steamed fish fillets, fried crab meat, three kinds of shark's fin, chestnut chicken, boiled carp, crucian carp in sauce, live diamond carp, salted duck, tuber chicken..."
Linghu Shuo was confused by the endless list of dish names written on the paper. Following the paper came the edict of "White Lady".
"Just do this tonight, you need to be quick."
Linghu Shuo opened his eyes wide and looked at Bai Yao, thinking to himself, are you crazy? In those days, Cixi's dinners could only be like this.
"Bai... Sir, I know you are ordering dishes, but those who don't know probably think you are practicing naming the dishes and preparing to go to the garden to talk cross talk." Linghu Shuo said with a forced smile.
Bai Yao looked exhausted and slumped on the sofa. She was too lazy to move, so she turned her head almost 180 degrees.
Linghu Shuo had just come back from outside. He was extremely hot a second ago, but when he saw this scene, he instantly felt cooler from the inside out.
Bai Yao slightly raised her eyebrows and said, "I just asked you to cook a few dishes. Where did you come from so many words?"
Linghu Shuo shook the menu in his hand with confused eyes and said, "How many dishes are these? The restaurant's chef may not be able to cook all the dishes above, right?"
Bai Yao wanted to say something but was too lazy to speak, so she simply threw the contract to Linghu Shuo and asked him to supervise and urge Linghu Shuo.
"You watch him cook all the dishes above, not even one dish is missing."
Linghu Shuo caught the contract with both hands and gave it a threatening look.
He was horrified when he saw the contract, and after sensing Linghu Shuo's inner thoughts, he immediately spoke for Linghu Shuo.
"The contract executor is not capable enough and is therefore unable to execute the owner's current requirements."
Linghu Shuo felt a little amused in his heart and said to himself: It seems that all the hard work last night was not in vain. This contract still abides by its promise.
A quick recap of what happened that night:
Linghu Shuo suddenly jumped up, pointed at the contract and shouted to Wangcai: "Wangcai, did you hear that?! Don't hesitate. It's now. I'll let you go to the toilet. I'll come when you're done!"
Wangcai nodded with a smirk and started to take action, but just before the action became a reality! The contract heartbrokenly held up the "little white flag" and declared surrender, accepting all Linghu Shuo's demands.
It is impossible to replace the identity contract of Party A and Party B, but it is not a problem to occasionally show some support~~
Bai Yao frowned and said, "Isn't it true that he must fulfill any request I make?"
Contract: "No, this requirement must be within the capabilities of the executor, otherwise how will the executor complete it?"
Linghu Shuo nodded in agreement: "That's right! It's not that I don't do it, it's that I can't do it. I'm not a chef, how can I cook so many dishes!"
Bai Yao thought about it for a moment and felt that it made sense, so she sighed and said, "Okay, then just do whatever you know how to do, as long as it's quick."
The requirements were suddenly lowered from the "Lafayette" level to the lowest. It seemed that Bai Yao was really hungry, but Linghu Shuo, who had no rice grains to stick to after the whole day, was no better.
"OK, just ten minutes!"
After Linghu Shuo promised, he immediately ran to the kitchen to show off his skills, and his operations were smooth and smooth, and he could vaguely see the aura of a famous chef.
Eight minutes, it only took Linghu Shuo eight minutes to complete a sumptuous dinner! This was two minutes faster than he had expected. It seemed that he had made a breakthrough!
"Dinner is coming!"
Linghu Shuo brought the dinner to the table with great enthusiasm. This was the first time that he showed off his cooking skills in front of outsiders. He was eager to receive praise and was a little excited.
"Braised beef... noodles, try it quickly."
Bai Yao came closer and smelled it. She felt that it tasted pretty good, so she took the chopsticks and tasted it.
After a strand of noodles entered her mouth, Bai Yao couldn't help but nodded: "Well, it's not bad."
People who eat instant noodles for the first time say this~~
Linghu Shuo couldn't help but be overjoyed after receiving his first good review. He thought that if he was really laid off from the company, he might consider finding a job as a chef in a restaurant.
I don’t know which restaurant wants to have a yellow stall so much that it wants to find someone who can only cook instant noodles as a cook. 23333.
"Yes, eat more. I've cooked a big pot!"
"Well, you should sit down and eat too."
"Let me tell you, there is a lot of knowledge in cooking instant noodles! Directly or boiling water..." Linghu Shuo excitedly shared his secret of cooking noodles with Bai Yao.
As soon as Wangcai smelled the aroma of braised beef noodles, his mouth watered with disappointment, and he happened to get close to Linghu Shuo at this moment.
"Xiao Shuo, I want to eat too~"
Linghu Shuo changed his face and looked down at Wangcai impatiently.
"You eat whatever you want, can you eat this? You will have diarrhea after eating it, so the whole family won't be able to tolerate it, so go ahead and eat your dog food!"
Wangcai came down and walked back to the kitchen alone in three steps.
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The sun that was half hanging in the sky completely set. Linghu Shuo simply put away the dishes and then fell on the sofa. Soon his snoring mixed with the sound of the TV to perform a "duet".
The little glider was holding an apple and gnawing on it. He suddenly heard the "duet" and was startled. He looked around blankly and finally found the source of the sound from Linghu Shuo.
"The sound he makes when sleeping is so loud, it makes me lose my appetite for fruit." Xiao Shu said with disgust.
"Okay, let's go back to the room."
Bai Yao used her tail to lift the little glider up and walked towards the room. Before leaving, she didn't forget to turn off the TV and the lights.
As soon as the bedroom door was closed, the only sound left in the living room was Linghu Shuo's snoring.
The sound of snoring naturally spread into the kitchen, but Wangcai, who was lying in the corner, seemed to be unable to hear it. He was focused on his own little world and only thought about his own things.
"Alas~ It seems that there is no place for me in this family. For the sake of the dignity of the Siberian Husky, I'd better leave on my own initiative."
Wangcai packed up the remaining dog food at home, took his beloved little meat jerky with him, wrote a farewell letter to Linghu Shuo using the word "dog crawling", and then really ran away from home with the baggage on his back.
Wangcai walked and walked with his baggage on his back. Finally, when he raised his head, he could still see the windows of his home.
"Why did I only walk so many steps..."
Wangcai realized that he was reluctant to leave home, but he wrote his farewell letter solemnly, and then went back after a walk outside. So where should he put this dog face?
"To go back or not to go back, well, that's a question."
Your friend "Shakespeare·Wangcai" is online!!!
Just when Wangcai was racking his brains about whether to go home or not, the surrounding treetops and grass were shaking slightly. It seemed that some friends had a day off and were going out to stretch their muscles in the evening.
Chapter completed!