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Chapter 63 Online Sobriety

"Twelve hours awake? What kind of magical service is this?"

A good three hundred and sixty lines, but after the emergence of this superman system, there were a few extra lines for no reason.

Superman System: "This service is mainly aimed at white-collar workers who need to work overtime and workers who work at night. It can 100% guarantee that customers will not be able to sleep within 12 hours of purchasing this service!"

Linghu Shuo suddenly remembered the "fall asleep in one second" service two days ago. Imagine what would happen if these two services were "self-contradictory" at the same time?

"That's all... forget it. If you are surprised, I won't say it this time. Otherwise, I will look stupid and sweet. It seems that as long as you have money, there is nothing you can't do."

Superman System: "Correct! Boss, do you want to try it out? It's your first time..."

Linghu Shuo rushed to say: "The first experience is discounted, and it only costs 100 yuan. Am I right?"

Superman System: "Uh--right!"

Linghu Shuo frowned and looked at Bai Yao, confirming for the last time: "Do we really have to take action at night?"

Bai Yao said while eating: "Of course, the actions at night will not attract attention. At dawn, we will leave without anyone noticing, and we will have a good rest when we get home."

It's true that you won't attract attention when you move at night. It seems a bit scary to fly into the sky and breathe fire in front of everyone during the day...

"Okay then, tonight's the night!" Linghu Shuo waved his chopsticks and took a big bite.

"Boss, would you like to place an order immediately?" A system that can't wait to make money.

"What's the rush? We'll talk about it later when I'm sleepy."

Linghu Shuo wanted to challenge himself and see if he could save a hundred yuan. (Wouldn't it be nice to save a hundred yuan to buy ribs~)

"oh..."

It was almost seven o'clock when the whole family had finished dinner. Linghu Shuo hiccupped while searching the Internet for buses that could reach Hongcun. It didn't matter, there was the last bus at eight o'clock.

"Hey, there's a train at eight o'clock. Let's go out now and arrive in time."

"Then let's go."

Sister Bai Yao took the lead and was the first to go out. Linghu Shuo didn't bother to clean up, so he called Wang Cai and Xiao Zhuo and went to chase Bai Yao.

Arriving at the station in a blink of an eye, when buying the ticket, the conductor clearly told Wangcai that he could not get on the train.

Wangcai was dumbfounded, wondering why a fox and a honey quoll could have sex but not me. Are you jealous of my handsomeness and intelligence?

Linghu Shuo forced a smile and nodded. On the surface, he said he wanted to send Wangcai back, but in fact, he found a corner where he was carrying people and quietly asked the little glider to use the invisibility technique to cover him and Wangcai.

After a while, Linghu Shuo and Bai Yao got on the bus smoothly, while Wang Cai and Xiao Zhu were walking in the middle to fish in troubled waters.

There were not many people on the bus at this time, but Bai Yao still cautiously whispered: "Why should we take it when we can obviously fly there?"

Linghu Shuo asked helplessly: "Do you know the way?"

Bai Yao was silent, then lowered her head and reached out to touch, confirming the location of Wang Cai and Xiao Zhu.

Linghu Shuo touched Wangcai with his foot and lowered his voice and warned: "Don't run around, you two. Just stay here and we'll be there soon."

Wangcai nodded obediently: "Okay!"

Linghu Shuo: "..."

Bai Yao: "..."

Several passengers in the car and even the driver looked over.

Linghu Shuo was so anxious that he immediately pretended to make a phone call: "Yeah, okay, I'll be there in a minute. Remember to tell Third Aunt to cook two less dishes."

Several passengers regained their attention one after another. When the time came, the driver drove off on time.

Linghu Shuo breathed a sigh of relief, pretended to tie his shoelaces, bent down and whispered: "Add one more shoelace, and you are not allowed to speak before getting off the car, and you are not allowed to make any sound!"

Wangcai knew that he was wrong, so he lay down on the ground obediently. Xiaoyu appointed himself as the temporary supervisor, and meticulously supervised Wangcai for Linghu Shuo and Bai Yao.

Linghu Shuo sat up and breathed a sigh of relief again, leaning back on the chair and hoping that nothing would go wrong on the road again.

The car drove forward quietly, with slight bumps like the crib he slept on when he was a child. Linghu Shuo couldn't help but feel sleepy in this environment.

From time to time, his chin hit his chest. When Linghu Shuo was about to fall asleep, the system jumped out "in time" and shouted: "Boss! The order for "Twelve Hours Awake" will be automatically canceled in half an hour.

, please pay in time!!!”

Think about how you would look when someone suddenly puts the ringing alarm clock to your ear when you are about to fall asleep. Well, Linghu Shuo is like this.

Linghu Shuo calmed down his little heart, which was frightened by the system. He felt that the time was almost up and nodded.

"Pay."

"Okay! The automatic deduction is successful, I wish you a hundred times more energy!"

The charge-deduction text message came as quickly as usual. Linghu Shuo deleted the text message smoothly, feeling that he would be sober soon.

five minutes later...

Linghu Shuo looked at the back of the seat in front of him with blurred eyes, still feeling drowsy.

"Dog system, where are you sober as promised? I'm going to report and complain that you made false propaganda."

"Boss, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, what's wrong with you?"

"We agreed to stay awake for twelve hours, but I'm still very sleepy now."

"What I promise you is that you will not be able to sleep within 12 hours of purchasing this service. You are now in a state of mild lack of sleep. Sleepiness is a normal reaction!"

With his eloquent tongue...Linghu Shuo seemed to see the face of the unscrupulous customer service.

"If I hadn't been holding on, I would have fallen asleep a long time ago. What's the role of your service???"

"Boss, you can try to fall asleep. If it doesn't work, I will refund you tenfold."

One hundred can turn into one thousand in the blink of an eye. Is there such a good thing? Money earned so easily will not be in vain if it is not earned!

"Okay! I ask you to remember what you just said."

Linghu Shuo seemed certain to get the thousand yuan, so he leaned back in his chair and relaxed as much as possible.

Linghu Shuo was really tired from running around this day. The moment the fatigue wrapped around his body, his consciousness began to become hazy. Just when Linghu Shuo was just shy of falling asleep, he received a strong electric shock.

The feeling spreads throughout the whole body instantly!

"Wow ah ah -"

Linghu Shuo woke up instantly! He sat up with excitement, his body was still tingling as if there was residual electricity.

The passengers in the car looked at Linghu Shuo again, and the driver also took a look in the rearview mirror, thinking to himself: I can't pull a lunatic, I have to hold the steering wheel no matter what happens later!

Linghu Shuo awkwardly covered the exposed half of his face and found a corner to lie down.

Superman System said slightly proudly: "How about it, boss, can you sleep?"

Linghu Shuo forced his face and nodded with a smile, and at the same time secretly raised his thumb in his heart: You are cruel!!!

The car drove at a steady speed for about an hour and a half, and finally arrived at the Hongcun stop.

Linghu Shuo and Bai Yao got off the bus together. They stood on the concrete roadside and looked sleepily at the bus as it drove away. Then they remembered an extremely important thing - Wangcai, Xiaoxie, have they got off the bus?

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