Chapter 97 I do business with Yama!(1/2)
Bai Yao touched Linghu Shuo's head sympathetically: "You are still young, so early... Hey, do you have any dreams you want to realize?
dream...
Linghu Shuo really wanted to have a "sour" love! But with less than one day left, it seemed it was too late...
"I... don't have any dreams. I just want to marry Bai Fumei and become a new generation of national husband."
This is called not dreaming... even a toad dares to dream about it!
Bai Yao pushed Linghu Shuo away speechlessly: "Be serious and tell me a reliable dream, and I might be able to help you realize it."
Linghu Shuo thought for a moment: "Well...is it a dream to go back to my hometown?"
Bai Yao snapped her fingers loudly: "Okay! We will help you realize this wish!"
Bai Yao's flying skill combined with the little glider's invisibility skill meant that Linghu Shuo could fly home quietly!
At noon, Linghu Shuo arrived at the door of his hometown with the help of Bai Yao and Xiao Zhuo. He was only one step away from home! He never expected to be stopped by the locked door...
"Why are you locking the door in broad daylight?"
Linghu Shuo called his mother, who quickly answered the call.
"Hey mom, where are you and dad now?"
"Is he his son?"
Linghu Shuo had a dark look on his face: How long had it been since I came back that my mother couldn't even recognize my voice? Besides, even if she couldn't hear it, wouldn't there be caller ID?
"Hey, it's me. Where are you and my dad?" Linghu Shuo was greatly emotionally affected.
Mom smiled and replied: "Your dad and I are traveling in Sanya, what's wrong?"
"Sanya travel!?" Linghu Shuo couldn't believe his ears.
Mom replied: "Yes, your dad and I are staying at home. Why don't we go out for a walk? Why are we doing that?"
Linghu Shuo looked helpless: "It's okay, I just want to ask, I haven't called you for a long time~"
Mom smiled and said, "Your father and I are getting along well. Hey, have you found a girlfriend? If not, your Aunt Zhang will introduce you to one. When you have time, you can come back and meet her girl."
The nightmare of older single men and women - blind date.
"Let's talk about this...this matter later. Mom, I have something else to do, so let's not talk about it now!"
After saying this, Linghu Shuo hung up the phone at lightning speed.
"Huh~ It was such a close call, I almost got caught by my mother and went on a blind date."
Both his parents were not at home, so Linghu Shuo's trip back was in vain, but a phone call would reassure him.
...
In the evening, Linghu Shuo sat on the sofa uneasily and waited, with Bai Yao, Xiao Zhu and Wang Caiquan accompanying him.
Time passed minute by minute, and at two o'clock in the morning, the phone rang on time.
Linghu Shuo swallowed hard and answered the phone: "Hello..."
The person on the phone was very impatient: "The one-day deadline has expired. Would you like to deliver it yourself or should I send someone to pick it up?"
Linghu Shuo said tremblingly: "It's better to send someone to pick him up. I, I...I'm not very familiar with...the road."
Over the phone: "Okay, my people will go and order the goods. I won't pay for even one less bag of coffee!"
Linghu Shuo was frightened and numb: "Okay, one less bag of coffee... hmm? What is missing, coffee???"
On the other side of the phone: "Why are you pretending to be confused? Have you gotten me the 100 bags of coffee I want!?"
Linghu Shuo was not only frightened, but also completely confused.
"What kind of coffee, please tell me clearly."
"Have you lost your memory? I wasn't... a week ago..."
The other person on the phone told him the whole story, and Linghu Shuo suddenly woke up after hearing it.
"Oh! It turns out that this day is not my deadline, but the deadline for delivery."
King Yama was very impatient: "I have prepared one million for you. Can you get the one hundred bags of coffee!?"
One million to buy one hundred bags of coffee!?
So what kind of coffee did you buy...
Cat poop coffee isn’t that expensive. Could it be ground gold into powder?
Although Linghu Shuo didn't know who was so awesome that he could negotiate business with King Yama, Linghu Shuo knew that this was definitely a shortcut to get rich!
"Yes, yes, yes! Give me one more day to ensure delivery!"
"Give you another day?!"
"I swear on my lamp this is the last day!"
King Yama hesitated for a moment, thinking that he could not find a better purchasing agent for a while...
"Okay! Let's start with the ugly words. If you still can't deliver the goods by this time tomorrow, huh, just wait and come to my place for tea!"
After saying this, King Yama hung up the phone angrily.
Linghu Shuo couldn't help but shudder: "I can come back to your place for tea. I will get a hundred bags of coffee tomorrow no matter what!"
The Superman system poured cold water on me: "Your current account balance is zero."
"I forgot! I have no start-up capital!"
Why does a pack of the cheapest coffee cost dozens of dollars? How can you buy a hundred packs of coffee if you don’t have thousands of dollars? If you can’t buy a hundred packs of coffee, don’t you have to go to King Yama to drink tea?!
The hairs on Linghu Shuo's body stood on end, and he hurriedly thought about where to get some money.
Bai Yao didn't know where to take out a wad of money: "Shall I lend you some money?"
Linghu Shuo said impatiently: "Sister, can you please stop causing trouble for me? If I can't hand over a hundred bags of coffee, tomorrow is my deadline!"
Bai Yao was annoyed and took Xiao Zhu back to the room without paying attention to Ling Hu Shuo.
Linghu Shuo suddenly felt that the world was quiet. He gnawed his fingernails and thought hard. Finally, he came up with a way to shamelessly borrow more from Song Hui. He thought that in the worst case, he could return the money tenfold after making money.
...
The next day, Linghu Shuo waited until after nine o'clock, guessing that Song Hui must have woken up, so he called Song Hui to borrow money.
Song Hui agreed without saying a word and directly transferred 8,000 yuan to Linghu Shuo.
After hanging up the phone, Linghu Shuo was so excited that he couldn't control his hands and feet. He thought that now he had the funds, but when he logged on to WeChat...
Linghu Shuo changed back to his frowning face: "This is not my WeChat account. Whose account is this?"
WeChat is logged in using a mobile phone number, which means... this mobile phone number does not belong to Linghu Shuo at all!
Linghu Shuo quickly checked his mobile phone number, and sure enough it was true!
"This is really not my mobile phone number! Dog system, was it my mobile phone card you gave me before?!"
Superman System: "Uh... I guess so. Is there something wrong?"
Linghu Shuo said anxiously: "What's wrong? This is not my mobile phone card at all!"
When I log into WeChat, my friends are all gods. Every phone call I receive comes from King Yama. Which "great god" phone card is this?
Superman System: "Uh... then please return this card to me first, and I will help you find your phone card."
Linghu Shuo protected the phone: "What a beautiful idea! If you don't return my phone card, then this phone card will be mine!"
One million is just around the corner. Even if you want to pay back at least, you have to wait until the deal is completed and then pay back when the one million arrives!
The Superman System saw through Linghu Shuo's thoughts and had to wait.
The funds are gone again. How about borrowing another sum of cash from Song Hui? I just finished the loan...
Linghu Shuo was too embarrassed to be so shameless as to borrow it again. He racked his brains and thought about it again, and finally turned his attention to the bedroom.
...
The bedroom door slowly opened, and Linghu Shuo walked to the bedside and stretched out his hand to Bai Huan...
Bai Yao noticed something, opened her eyes and saw Linghu Shuo reaching out to touch it, clenching his fists and immediately beating it violently.
"Damn pervert! Smelly pervert! Go to hell!"
five minutes later.
Linghu Shuo, who had a bruised nose and face, told the truth and said in a tearful voice: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I just want to ask you for a favor, but you are too cruel."
There was a hint of apology on Bai Yao's face: "I'm sorry, I don't know. Why are you sneaking around? Just knock on the door."
Linghu Shuo said aggrievedly: "I'm not in a hurry! Let's do this. If you lend me the money, we'll be even."
Bai Yao silently took out a wad of money: "Well, I was going to lend it to you yesterday, and you had to be beaten before you accepted it."
If Linghu Shuo could predict the future, he would have accepted it obediently yesterday!
Now that he had the money, Linghu Shuo was afraid that the illusion would disappear halfway, so he took Bai Yao to buy coffee with him.
To be continued...