Chapter 291: Paying homage to the old ghost(1/2)
The progress on Tang Ke's side was relatively smooth, but Lu Cheng was feeling uncomfortable as he was traveling in the Gobi.
The long bumpy ride on horseback was really too much for his big hips to bear, but the most important thing was not his hips.
Mainly because of his little brother, the bumps made him feel numb.
To be honest, he, Master Lu, had never ridden a horse through such an uneven Gobi road.
Can't there be some road construction in the northern border of Tianzhu? Although it is next door, a stone will come out and a big hole will be dug. This is really exciting and thrilling.
Ever since they passed through the Pollock Swamp, they had never taken a proper path in the Gobi.
"I said Luo Shi, don't you have that kind of trade route in the north? Why is the road in the Gobi so difficult to walk!"
When Lao Lu stopped to rest, he couldn't help but ask. His crotch was already soaked with sweat.
Yes, it is indeed sweat, not something else.
Moreover, he, Master Lu, has a habit of hiding things in his crotch. He is sweating so much, so he can no longer hide things here.
Otherwise, the masculine smell would be really unpalatable.
"There are commercial roads, but in order to find a smoother road surface, the location of the commercial roads needs to be further west."
"If we go around the trade route, we may be delayed for two days."
This is too far...
Master Lu suddenly felt very melancholy. If he kept going down like this, his eggs would probably be broken before he reached his camp.
Just when Lu Cheng felt melancholy, Yang Ming silently took out a towel from his crotch, then burned the towel with real fire, and then took out a dry towel.
Putting this dry towel on your crotch can effectively resist the bumps caused by uneven roads.
"Holy shit! Yang Ming!"
"Um?"
When Lao Lu suddenly called him, Yang Ming looked at Lao Lu who looked surprised.
"Where did you learn this trick?"
"What trick?"
"Just put a towel under your crotch!"
Yang Ming looked at Lu Cheng as if he were a fool, and pointed at the Red-armored Holy Army next to him.
When Lu Cheng looked at the Red Armor Holy Army, he found that they were stuffing a small, very elastic pillow under his crotch.
"this……"
"No, you won't really go all the way so hard?"
Yang Ming showed a mocking smile and looked at Lao Lu with a sore face.
"Hey? Lao Lu, does that thing of yours still work? It won't be ruined along the way!"
After Yang Ming finished speaking, he burst out laughing, and the Red Armored Holy Army next to him also snickered secretly.
Just when Yang Ming was laughing, Lao Lu kicked Yang Ming directly, sending Yang Ming flying dozens of meters away.
However, Yang Ming's body was very dexterous. He turned around slightly, relieved his strength, and stood firmly on the ground.
"Damn it! Roche!"
"Hey, hey? Mr. Lu, are you looking for me?"
Luo Shi hurriedly came over, and half of Lao Lu's face was twitching.
"Give me a crotch pillow!"
After saying this, Rosh suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
This thing... is very personal to them.
Although there is indeed a surplus, they have already paid for it!
This smell inevitably brings with it some of my own smell, so they won't lend it out.
"Do you really want this?"
"Isn't this nonsense? My balls are almost broken!"
Lao Lu said categorically, and Luo Shi felt very embarrassed.
"Okay, I'll give you one."
After saying that, Roche took out a red embroidered pillow from his horse!
What the fuck is this?
Lu Cheng had already begun to greet the three generations of Luo Shi's family in his heart. However, there was no one in Luo Shi's family for a long time, so no matter how he greeted them, it was useless.
"You...this...I..."
Lu Cheng looked at the red embroidered cotton pillow and was really speechless.
Why do those red-armored holy armies use them?
They are all made of white cloth and cotton gauze. You, the leader, have to make them more fancy!
Lu Cheng really couldn't bear to use this thing. He, a grown man, was reduced to using a red embroidered pillow to pad his crotch!
If I tell you, I'm really afraid of being laughed to death.
"It's okay, Lao Lu, just use it. I promise not to tell anyone about this."
Yang Ming came over and looked at Lao Lu's troubled appearance, showing a sly smile.
It would be weird not to tell others!
If Mr. Lu really uses this thing, Yang Ming will definitely give him a good publicity!
Lao Lu's face turned a little green, but looking at Luo Shi's expression, he was still a little shy!
You are so shy! Is it really appropriate for a grown-up man like you to use such a girly color?
"I'm really incapable of accepting it."
Lu Cheng finally gave up. This thing looked too uncomfortable.
"Then if you are ruined, don't blame others."
Yang Ming looked at Lao Lu with a smirk on his face. Lao Lu gritted his teeth. He really wanted to give Yang Ming Fatty a good beating.
Later, everyone went on the road and continued running. A few horses were running on the desolate Gobi. Above them, a ghost carrying Lucheng flew past faintly. The scene was extremely strange.
"If you ask me, it doesn't matter if you just use that flower pillow!"
When Gui Chi was called out by Lu Cheng to be his mount, he was extremely reluctant.
However, Lu Cheng directly offered a price that Gui Chi couldn't refuse, so Gui Chi was still willing to fly in the air with Lu Cheng on his back.
"Please shut up, I never want to see a red embroidered pillow in my life."
Lu Cheng sat on Gui Chi's back with a look of helplessness on his face.
Do you really think that this can stump the wise and powerful Master Lu? Ridiculous!
I don’t understand why money can make ghosts grind mills. If ghosts can grind mills, they can carry people!
Moreover, it can fly, not to mention how comfortable it is.
But right now, Master Lu's heart was bubbling with blood.
Let Gui Chi carry him to Luo Shi's residence, and this damn guy actually wants 100 million taels of silver!
What the hell is the difference between this and Mingqiang!
However, for the sake of his descendants and face, Lu Cheng gave him these 100 million taels of silver!
Anyway, he, Master Lu, is not short of money now, 100 million taels of silver...
Mainly because he felt that the money he spent was not worth it! So the more Lu Cheng thought about it, the angrier he became!
"Lao Lu, if you are worried about money, you can just use that flower pillow!"
"I promise not to tell anyone else!"
"I don't fucking believe your promise!"
Lao Lu yelled at Yang Ming from Gui Chi's back. It was as if Yang Ming's mouth could communicate in real time.
What you just told him will be revealed to you within the time of a stick of incense!
Therefore, Lu Cheng was very wary of Yang Ming.
This brat might spread his embarrassing stories to the outside world at some point, but he, Master Lu, still has to ask for a wife!
No matter how bad his reputation is, he will not be as bad as Tang Ke, but if he is laughed at by a girl in the future, it will really cost him his life.
"By the way, where are you going?"
Gui Chi was a little confused and said, this place is quite desolate.
To be continued...