Volume 2: Yongzhou Mansion Chapter 37: Bodhi Ruyi
Just when Lu Cheng and Tang Ke left the Yuelai Inn, Lu Cheng, who was smiling at first, was hit on the head by a sudden donkey's hoof.
After flying more than ten meters away, a long and narrow donkey face appeared in front of the dizzy Lu Cheng.
"Lucheng, you bastard, are you kidding me by running back and forth?"
Lu Cheng, who was already stunned, couldn't figure out who it was when he looked at the donkey face.
"Hey, Brother Donkey, you kicked him hard!"
Lu Cheng shook his head and finally came to his senses. The hoof was indeed very powerful. Looking at the donkey's face, he finally remembered the donkey's identity.
These old guys from the Western Desert actually sent this damn donkey here.
"Why you? This is different from what was promised."
Seeing that Lu Cheng didn't seem to want to see him, Mr. Lu suddenly became unhappy and rushed toward Lu Cheng with his hooves.
"You little bastard, you actually look down on your Mr. Donkey. Do you think Mr. Donkey is willing to come to a place like yours?"
"Look, in such a big Yongzhou Prefecture, there isn't even a beautiful little female donkey!"
"If I'm not working hard for you, why am I here?"
"You still dislike me? Damn you! Just take advantage of me."
Seeing Mr. Donkey trampling Lu Cheng crazily here, Tang Ke smiled from ear to ear. It was not uncommon for people to ride donkeys, but this donkey riding a man was really something to watch.
But Tang Ke never told Mr. Lu that Lu Cheng was already a powerful person in the form of gods.
Lu Cheng sent it out with a powerful palm, which sent Mr. Lu flying dozens of meters away.
"Bastard Lu Cheng! I quit! I quit!"
"Why the hell are you looking for someone else to refine the weapon for you? I won't do anything else!"
"How dare you hit me? Even if you kneel down in front of me today, I won't do it!"
Looking at the furious Mr. Donkey lying on the ground, Lu Cheng scratched his head. He really had a headache.
These old bastards in Ximo stole his money and even got a donkey to disgust him.
Although this donkey is indeed a character, he does have two brushes.
But this donkey’s character is so bad!
Even though Lu Cheng felt that he was already quite arrogant and domineering, he felt ashamed in front of this donkey.
Today, Lu Cheng strongly suspected that he did not read the almanac when he went out.
First, I met Tang Ke, an extremely narcissistic and shameless guy.
I met Mr. Donkey again, this extremely arrogant and domineering thing.
What's even more embarrassing is that these two are both from my side.
"Ahem, did you violate the rules of the blacksmith gang by hitting me just now?"
"I gave the blacksmith a sponsorship fee of fifty million taels!"
"You actually came up and gave me, a big customer, a beating?"
"If I told this to Gang Leader Wang, he would be quite willing to drink a pot of donkey whip wine."
Mr. Donkey, who was still rolling around on the ground, was stunned for a moment after hearing Lu Cheng's words. Gang Leader Wang's big angry face sounded in his ears, and he couldn't help feeling frightened.
"Hi, brother Lu Cheng, haven't we seen each other for such a long time? Brother Lu misses you very much and wants to be intimate with you!"
Suddenly, Lu Cheng seemed to remember some not-so-happy past events.
When he went to the Western Desert to ask someone to make a spiritual weapon, he was fucked by this damn donkey.
The bastard donkey mistook the exquisite soul crystals he prepared for golden jujubes and ate them.
Lu Cheng paid a heavy price for that from unscrupulous businessmen from Zhongzhou!
If Gang Leader Wang hadn't promised to help Lu Cheng complete the spiritual weapon, Lu Cheng would have definitely gone to Tianheng Mountain to summon all his brothers and uncles to have a feast!
"No need! I don't want to have sex with a donkey, so your blacksmith gang sent you to make a spiritual weapon for me?"
"That's for sure. Among the blacksmith gang, who can do it better than me?"
"Can I apply for a substitution?"
"What! You actually look down on me!"
Although Mr. Donkey has a bit of a bad temper, with his level of weapon refining, who dares to say no to him!
Hey! Today I met someone who is not afraid of death, and he actually dared to challenge his professional level!
"Lucheng bastard! You can look down on me as a donkey, but you can't trample on my dignity as a blacksmith!"
"I've got the job done for you! I still have to ask you to clap your hands and applaud me, hold my thighs and beg me!"
As he said that, the donkey rushed to Lu Cheng's crotch like crazy and pushed him directly on his back.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go to Lin's Mansion right now! After we've had a good meal, we can get back to work!"
Donkeys run extremely fast. The hooves of these four donkeys run much faster than horses.
"Hey! Brother Donkey! Wait for me!"
Tang Ke was chasing the donkey's footsteps, but he couldn't catch up. The donkey actually ran faster than a mad dog.
The Lin Mansion was very lively at noon, not because there was a very important event, but because of an event that made people feel very supernatural when told about it.
A donkey, carrying Lu Cheng, who had made a fuss in Yongzhou Prefecture a few days ago, directly broke through the door of the Lin family and rushed in.
There was another one who was quite handsome, but seemed to have a bad mind, so he was dragged into the Lin Mansion by the donkey's tail.
So when these three people are at the same dining table, the fun is great.
"You're a donkey and you're still serving dinner on the table. Why don't you just go and eat by yourself?"
"Can you control me? I'm happy with it!"
It can be said that Tang Ke was very dissatisfied with the behavior of this donkey. This donkey did not use chopsticks to eat at the table. He held a huge fork between his two-parted hooves.
Others use chopsticks to pick up vegetables, but he uses a fork to pierce the skewers!
So who can beat him?
When drinking, I chewed the wine cup directly. I chewed three cups in just one stick of incense!
Lin Xiao felt heartbroken when he saw it, but he didn't feel like saying anything.
The three men in front of me are really more capable of ruining things than the other.
"Lao Lu! Why is this donkey eating with people!"
Hu Yue and Lin Ruo went out to visit the flower market, and Mo Lin accompanied them. Yang Ming was forced to sit at the same table to eat with these people. He felt that he was out of tune with these people.
Lao Lu was okay, Yang Ming was already used to Lao Lu's messy behavior.
Tang Ke has been scolding the donkey since he was on the table. Because Tang Ke pulled the donkey's tail earlier, he was madly targeted by the donkey during the meal.
Whichever dish he picks up, the donkey's fork will definitely be one step ahead of him.
When I put this fork down, the plate was almost punctured by it, what else could there be to eat!
This donkey is the weirdest thing. It eats with such a big fork. Those who know it is eating, but those who don't know think it is a weapon.
"Just take care of it. You have to stay with him in the next few days."
"What, you want me to raise a donkey?"
As soon as Yang Ming finished speaking, Mr. Donkey began to curse and curse.
"You kid is really blind to gold and jade! I am the weapon refiner invited by Lu Cheng! What's wrong with serving me! I still look down on a yellow-haired boy like you!"
"You spent fifty million taels to hire a talking donkey? Is this weapon refining or a circus?"
"Hey, you kid, it seems that if I don't show you my hands, you are really taking advantage of me!"
As he spoke, Mr. Lu spewed out a ball of hot Qi from his mouth, which enveloped the steel fork he was eating on, and burned into a raging flame.
In the flames, the steel fork gradually deformed, and gradually condensed into the shape of a long and narrow knife with the infuriating energy controlled by Mr. Lu.
In just a few breaths, the steel fork was forged into a steel knife by Lord Donkey.
This skill is indeed beautiful. It seems that it is just a steel fork turned into a steel knife, but this process does not use the beating of an ordinary blacksmith at all!
Just by shaping the true energy and flames, it condensed into a sharp steel knife.
Unless one has mastery of the five elements of metal, fire and metal, it is absolutely impossible to achieve this.
"I didn't expect you, you donkey, have two brushes!"
When Lu Cheng saw Donkey's move, he suddenly became interested.
It just so happens that I have been very busy these days. Wouldn't it be nice to let Donkey teach Yang Ming on my behalf?
Donkeys also happen to be members of the five elements of gold and fire! Teaching Yang Ming should be easy.
"
Donkey, what state are you in now?"
"Hey, worship me, I am now at the pinnacle of the Concentration Realm! The Blacksmith Gang ranks among the top ten! I have mastered the Qing Qing Di Ge Li Fire Dao!"
Is it the Lihuo Tao in the Seventy-Two Bagua? Lu Cheng showed a satisfied smile.
Moreover, this donkey is very good at playing with fire and has decent strength. There should be no problem in teaching Yang Ming!
"Yang Ming, how do you think the donkey is doing?"
"Hey, isn't he just at the peak of his concentration? He's not even close to you."
"That's right, that's right, hahaha! You are quite discerning!"
When the donkey heard this, he suddenly became a little suspicious.
He believed that Tang Ke, the second head of the Tang clan, was on the same level as himself.
Lu Cheng? A junior, a second-generation disciple of Tianheng Mountain. The junior who is not yet thirty is higher than him.
This guy must be hungover and talking nonsense here!
"You kid, don't talk nonsense. I'm not as good as Lu Cheng? You're just kidding me!"
"Old Lu is already at the second level of God Transformation. Although you are a donkey who is good at playing with fire, at this level, hey, you are really not good at it."
After listening to Yang Ming's words, Donkey suddenly became stunned.
Lu Cheng? Second level of God Transformation?
Why!
He, Mr. Donkey, has eaten so many natural and earthly treasures, is so smart, and has worked so hard to achieve this state in forty years.
Then Tang Ke! The genius of Tang Sect, he is also in his thirties and has only recently reached the peak of concentration!
Lu Cheng! He's not even thirty years old, and he hasn't practiced for thirty years since he was born in his mother's womb. How can he become a second-level god?
This obviously overturned Mr. Donkey's cognition.
"Okay, okay, in this regard, you have to admit that Lao Lu is indeed better than you."
"Damn it, I won't accept it!"
When Mr. Donkey heard this, he became angry immediately, jumped off the chair and walked towards the backyard.
"Brother Donkey, why are you going?"
"I'm going to make a weapon for you! You little bastards are really looking down on you if you don't show your skills!"
At this time, as the donkey left the table, Lu Cheng also wanted to see how good the donkey was.
Yang Ming naturally followed Lao Lu to join in the fun, and Lin Xiao and Tang Ke were the only ones left at the dinner table.
"Brother Tang, do you want to join in the fun?"
"You can go, but I won't go. I haven't eaten enough yet!"
Lin Xiao also raised his butt and left, and Tang Ke finally got his wish and had two more bites of food.
Arriving at the backyard of the Lin Mansion, he found an open space and Mr. Lu circulated his true energy and breathed out a breath of true fire.
The huge fireball was suspended in the open ground. Mr. Donkey was not worried at all. The little donkey stamped on the ground with his hooves and shouted.
"That boy named Lin Xiao, I'll stir up the ground for you, it shouldn't be a problem!"
"It's not in the way, it's not in the way! You can turn it over as you want!"
After hearing Lin Xiao's permission, the donkey hit the ground with a hoof. Suddenly, the soil on the ground flew up. The donkey took a sharp breath and hit the ground with another hoof.
Everyone felt that the house was shaking a bit.
This hoof went down, directly kicking the ground into a lot of depressions. There was still some grass on the ground, but when these two hooves went down, the ground turned into a smooth depression.
The suspended fireball slowly fell into this depression, and Mr. Donkey's hooves were indeed extremely powerful.
"Good guy, these two hooves are quite powerful, no wonder they can kick me into confusion."
Mr. Donkey had been carrying a bag on his back. He opened the bag with his hoof and threw several objects in the bag into the fireball. Suddenly, a hazy stove appeared in the fireball.
"The fire-controlling furnace, this skill at playing with fire is really amazing!"
Lin Xiao heard that the Blacksmith Gang has a technique called Fire Condensation Furnace. The advantage of this technique is that you don't need to carry the furnace with you. You can use your true energy to summon flames and condense them into a furnace anytime and anywhere.
"Boy Lu Cheng, I am not bragging, but I will get this spiritual weapon for you in minutes!"
"Then it depends on Brother Lu's ability."
Chapter completed!