Chapter 181 Who is it?
"Hey~ I actually held it back."
Heart knot 04 stretched out on the bed, not caring about the beauty leaking out.
"Have I been single for too long and my charm has deteriorated? That shouldn't be the case. My body is designed strictly according to the golden ratio."
What can I do if I can't help it? Can you still feed me some meat?
Guan Junyan's lips twitched, but he didn't dare to move his eyes. Fortunately, Cang Xingshi is a mouthless liar, and whether he cares in his heart or not, it can't be seen on his face.
But he himself is not good at hiding, especially in front of the female puppet master who has a subtle insight.
"I know you are a pragmatist, and you are right. It is impossible to accompany you. But, I am a puppet master. I can help you make a few puppets. Any model will do. I guarantee they will look like real people.
Maybe it’s better than the real person?”
Do you still do this business?
Have you tried it yourself?
No, don't think about it, otherwise nosebleeds will really come out.
Monster, don't try to break my Taoist heart!
Taking a deep breath and forcibly controlling his body with his spiritual power, Guan Junyan looked sad:
"Did you go too far?"
"Okay, I admit that I went a little overboard, but that's because you went overboard first."
With one lazy hand, the female puppet master pulled up Guan Junyan's quilt and wrapped it around her body.
When the trouble was no longer exposed, Guan Junyan suddenly felt relieved: "How can I say this?"
"Do you still remember your original purpose?"
"Remember. Collect information. If you have enough information, wait until the stick pops out on its own initiative, and then pull it back."
This was Guan Junyan's original idea.
Everything he did was for this.
If Nan Bangzi wants to seize the source of yin and yang, the main battlefield is destined not to be under the table, but on the table.
In other words, the physical struggle is not important, or is secondary, but the civil struggle is important.
When it comes to literature and art, the flower growers have an absolute advantage in presenting facts and reasoning.
If Nan Bangzi wants to cause trouble, he can only take an unexpected route.
When I first wanted to seize the Dragon Boat Festival, I relied on a sudden attack and prepared all the materials to create a publicity. Even if it was fake, it created some momentum.
The flower grower didn't expect his neighbor to be so shameless, and was caught off guard. By the time he reacted, the neighbor had already taken a lot of advantage, and he was disgusted.
Having tasted the benefits, Nan Bangzi repeated his old tricks more than once. He also took precautions when it came to planting flowers, and had been secretly laying out plans.
To be honest, even if Toshiyan doesn't care about Wen Dou's affairs, he will definitely have a way to deal with it when it comes to growing flowers.
But now that the two bosses had entrusted the task to them, and Guan Junyan hated Nan Bangzi so much, he decided to make a big fuss.
"What do you think you did?" Heart Knot 04 asked again.
Guan Junyan replied: "It went very well. Although I only watched part of it, I think it was enough to slap Nan Bangzi in the face ten times."
Originally, he had never thought of making the matter so big. It is obvious which one is easier, proving that my things are mine or proving that your things are mine.
"So, it's too much."
Heart Knot 04 got up and got out of bed, holding the sheets with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to pat Guan Junyan's face.
"What do you think is the difference between this and-"
Then he deliberately made a very exaggerated action and slapped him. Guan Junyan took a step back and let him pass.
"——Of these, which one is easier to hide?"
"The latter one, I understand."
The problem is that this is too smooth and too big.
After all, it was the first time for Guan Junyan to do something like this. He was so focused on how to do it well without screwing up, but he forgot the most important point. The bigger the trouble, the easier it is to be noticed.
Just like laying an ambush on a flower grower, Nan Bangzi will definitely pay attention to every move of the flower grower.
Although it was a question-and-answer website with a relatively independent circle, and it was not a social network or a news-type website, when things developed to a certain scale, it was inevitable to leave the circle, because the incident itself had become a hot topic, and many historical circles,
The masters in the field of Chinese studies want to take this opportunity to stimulate the enthusiasm for traditional culture among the people.
In this context, Nan Bangzi didn't know, it was very difficult.
When I saw the "yin and yang" in the title, I didn't know how to prepare for planting flowers, just waiting for you to come over and slap me in the face.
After some analysis, Guan Junyan suddenly slapped his thigh:
"It's a shame. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have had to write a title about the goddess' homework. It would have been easier to just say that I was studying abroad at Bangzi, and that I had a conflict with Bangzi over the national flag."
Before posting, Guan Junyan thought for a whole night and listed various routines, and these two were the last ones left.
The reason why I didn't use the second one was because I was waiting to slap it in the face on the spot.
The conflict theory of choosing a stick will certainly increase public anger, but inevitably, some people will rush to Nan Bangzi's network. If someone is scared away, Cao's good show will not be seen if he fails to show off.
I just didn't expect that after going around in a circle, I wasted a lot of twists and turns, and ended up going back around again.
"You can't say that." Heart Knot 04 sat back on the bed, "The second type is quick to work, but there are hidden dangers. The opponent may seize the opportunity and bite you back. Although the first type is beyond your control, it may not be a problem.
bad thing."
"did you mean--"
"The adult just wants you to teach the other party a lesson, let the other party speak out, fight back on the spot, or directly strangle the other party's plan before it is implemented. For a well-planned conspiracy, this method may not be better than the previous one.
Difference."
I understand, if a mute eats Coptis chinensis, he will not be able to express his suffering.
The only blame is Nan Bangzi's lack of greed. If they didn't want to take advantage of everyone on stage and off stage and launched an attack earlier, Guan Junyan might not have had the time to do something like this.
But it is a stick after all, and it can perform any magical operations.
Even if they were very shameless next, knowing that they were prepared for planting flowers, but still sending them to slap them in the face, Guan Junyan wouldn't find it so strange.
Although this possibility is basically zero.
Glancing at Guan Mou, who was starting to make plans again, Heart Knot 04 said, "Tell me about your follow-up plans. Your slap in the face is not limited to academic papers, otherwise you wouldn't go to the airport today."
"The follow-up plan is actually very simple. They want to act together on the stage, and we just happen to fight back together. The leader of the flower planting team is a descendant of Taoism, and there are descendants of famous practitioners in the team. When the time comes, they will curse with their mouths, discuss Tao with their hands, and beat them.
.When Japan and South Korea are debating, let the Onmyoji beat the opposite Mr. Onmyo once again. If they lose all three battles, I will see how they fight."
"Simple and effective." Xinjie 04 commented.
"But it's no longer useful. It's just a discussion in the ordinary sense, and it may not be yin and yang against yin and yang."
"Who says no?" The female puppet master smiled mysteriously.
"Do you have any idea?"
"Yes, but it's a different story."
"You don't have to talk rightly with Bangzi."
"You need someone to sacrifice your appearance. Originally you were the most suitable, but you are not on the list this time, so——"
"——It's easy to say, Hao Er is as handsome as me." Guan Junyan sold his brother to him without hesitation.
The female puppet master smiled slightly and hooked her hands at the young man.
The young man put his ear close to it.
The woman was vomiting angrily, but she didn't make the young man distraught. Instead, she only laughed slyly, which was very permeable.
At this moment, inorganic matter such as the blue star stone felt the slightest bit cold.
Master and Commander, so scary, so scary.
ps: I would like to express my sincere thanks to the king of 2D writer py, Lanbai Juju. I was stuck on the text for three hours. Later, I went to the group to complain, and the solution he gave was amazing. I am worthy of being the king of py, so cool.
Chapter completed!