Chapter 165 Come on!(1/2)
"Old Zhong, the elevator seems to be broken..."
After pressing the button for a long time, there was no response from the elevator. Sisi pouted and said:
"Oh, the sixth floor is not high, so let's climb the stairs."
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhong Yunqing squatted down next to her and said to her:
"Come on, come up."
Sisi looked at him confused, but still stood still.
"What do you want to do?"
"Didn't you say you want to climb the stairs? Come up and I will carry you."
"What's wrong with you today? You're so nice to me. Do you have some agenda?"
But even though the girl said this, she still lay on his back with a happy expression.
Zhong Yunqing stood up and carried her towards the stairs.
At this time, Sisi became dishonest again. She rolled her eyes as if she thought of something, and said with a wicked smile:
"Old Zhong, you carrying me on your back reminds me of a sentence..."
Zhong Yunqing looked at the steps at his feet intently and asked without looking back:
"Um, what?"
"Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back!"
Of course Zhong Yunqing would not accept her metaphor and stopped to reply.
"It's terrible to be uneducated. When have you ever seen a handsome and rich Zhu Bajie like me?"
Girls don't pay attention to him, this guy is learning how to be pretty every day.
Of course, how could Zhong Yunqing let her call him "Zhu Bajie" without "fighting back".
I saw him carrying Sisi on his back as he climbed the stairs, while using his hands very dishonestly, he lightly grabbed the girl's buttocks on both sides!
Sisi twisted her body as if she wanted to escape from his clutches, but there was no room on his back so she could only let him do whatever he wanted.
"I asked you if you can walk well. If you continue like this, I will come down and leave by myself!!"
As soon as the girl finished speaking, Zhong Yunqing stopped moving and shouted softly:
"Sisi..."
"What's the matter."
"I noticed that your buttocks seem to be bigger on one side and smaller on the other..."
The girl didn't say anything after hearing this. She lay on his back and looked at him fiercely! In addition, her hands that were originally resting on his shoulders were already raised high...
"I didn't hear what you just said."
Zhong Yunqing seemed not to know that the "danger" was coming, and still continued his own way of committing suicide.
He was still talking to himself without looking back:
"Really! I won't lie to you!"
As the saying goes: what can be tolerated is what cannot be tolerated. Of course Sisi waved a pair of pink fists, continuously "outputting firepower", and angrily hit him on the shoulder:
"You still say that! See if I don't flatter you!"
And this time it's not a small fight like before, but a "hateful blow" from the girl!
"Oh my god, you are really fighting me!... Stop, surrender..."
Sisi still didn’t stop hammering him, and said while hammering:
"Tell me, do you dare to say anything about me, one big or one small?"
"I don't dare anymore, Heroine, spare your life!"
"Hmph╯^╰! That's almost it!"
The young couple had a fight in the stairwell for a while before returning home. Then they quickly washed themselves and climbed into bed to sleep.
After all, January is the coldest time in the Yanjing area. In this cold weather, only the bed is the best place to stay...
Then, after the two of them have warmed up, they must have a good discussion about "human body" engineering.
A night without words...
The next day, it was rare that the two of them finally had nothing to do, so they slept together until they woke up naturally.
However, due to being too "tired" last night, Zhong Yunqing felt sore all over as soon as he opened his eyes. So he was too lazy to get up for a while. He felt that he needed to lie down for a while to better recover.
vitality.
Sisi was not used to this. When the girl opened her eyes and looked at the time, it was already past eleven o'clock. Then she felt that she was a little hungry, with her chest pressed against her back. How could she let him continue?
sleep.
So as usual, Sisi closed her eyes again when she saw him and pinched his nose.
Zhong Yunqing grabbed her little hand and moved it away, muttering:
"Oh, don't make trouble, let me lie down for a while..."
"No, get up and cook quickly. I'm hungry! You are not allowed to sleep anymore."
Well, since the girl said she was hungry, of course he was obligated to do so.
But the idea is great, but my body still feels a little lazy:
"I'm too lazy to cook today, why don't we cook some noodles for a while, and then go back to your house for dinner... I still like my father-in-law's cooking the best!"
Sisi seemed to be infected by him at this time, and suddenly felt a little sleepy again, so she yawned again. She turned over lazily and responded:
"You have a beautiful idea, and I won't let you succeed. Besides, you haven't married me, so you can't call my parents 'father-in-law and mother-in-law' every day. You think about going to my house to have dinner every day. What good things are you thinking about?"
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Um, are girls so sharp in criticizing people now?
"Sisi children's shoes, you have been very naughty recently! If I tell you that you are criticizing me like a machine gun, do you want me to spank you again?"
However, how could Sisi not know this guy's current state? The two of them "played games" until about three in the morning last night! She didn't believe that her boyfriend, who was already at the end of his strength, still had any fighting power he could show off!
Of course, after being tortured all night, this girl herself is also at the end of her game. But as the saying goes, "There are only exhausted oxen, and there is no damaged land."
As the "place" that won't be ruined by Li, Sisi feels that her condition is still a little better than her boyfriend.
So the girl looked at her boyfriend and raised her eyebrows provocatively:
"You're still spanking me, but you think I'm afraid of you, so come on!"
As she spoke, she turned over and made a more seductive movement:
"come!"
Faced with such a naughty Sisi, Zhong Yunqing, who had run out of ammunition and food, could only die down with a fierce look and a heartbroken heart.
However, he got up from the bed and put on an expression of "I am a sage":
"Forget it, I'll spare you for today. Let's fight again next time."
The girl ignored him and rolled her eyes.
"Hmph╯^╰Okay, hurry up and cook for me, grind, grind, grind, grind."
"Okay, you can sleep a little longer. I'll come to the room and call you when I'm done."
The girl actually changed her face at this time and looked extremely well-behaved:
"Okay, then hurry up."
Girls have a thousand faces, and the ancients never deceived me. Zhong Yunqing looked at Sisi's well-behaved appearance, shook her head and walked to the kitchen.
The noodles were cooked very quickly, and after a while, Sisi could smell the aroma of mushroom soup.
She was already extremely hungry, so she thought of something, threw off the quilt, got up, and walked to the kitchen with her slippers on.
"Hey, Lao Zhong, after lunch later, let's go shopping together. Let's have a hearty dinner today. Make it yourself and have enough food and clothing..."
Zhong Yunqing was noncommittal. Since the girl just said she didn't want to go home to eat, he couldn't be lazy.
"That's okay. Then we'll go to the vegetable market later. We'll buy whatever you want to eat in the evening."
"Okay, let's talk about it after dinner."
After Sisi finished speaking, she went back to the room.
As a result, as soon as she crawled into bed, Zhong Yunqing's cell phone on the bedside table rang.
Sisi immediately grabbed it and took a look, then took the phone to the kitchen:
"Old Zhong, it's a toad..."
Sisi and Zhong Yunqing had been to an author gathering before, so they naturally knew who "Toad" was.
To be continued...