Chapter 152 Surprise, surprise, surprise
Under the gentle music, the big screen first is a close-up view of Kana, with her face full of surprise, then a look down at Bourne, holding a ring and kneeling there, and sincerely chanting: "Dear, you are my goddess, you are my heart, you are my spirit, you are..."
He suddenly stopped and took out a piece of paper the size of a palm from his pocket, "Wait."
Cut to the panoramic view of the two people, Kana was so moved that she was almost crying, but the audience in front of the screen were laughing. Albert really didn't expect this, and his old face also laughed 9 times.
Bourne looked at the manuscript paper and continued to look up and said, "You are my light, you are my myth, you are my love."
"Kana, I love you, can I marry me?"
"Yes, yes, I do!"
Kana shouted excitedly, and Bourne stood up happily and wanted to put a silver ring on her left middle finger.
When the camera was inserted, the ring was obviously not suitable for the size of her middle finger, so I bought it smaller! They were both shocked when they split the two close-ups of the screen. They were both shocked. The side of the close-up, Bourne was going to forcefully, pushing the ring hard, pushing it so hard that he stomped his feet. Kana screamed in pain, and threw it away suddenly, with her middle finger facing him, as if she said to go to you!
Serious military music sounded, like the atmosphere of "The March of the Empire", slow motion, the ring that flew out churned in the air, flying towards the drain on the side of the road!
In the middle scene of the two people, their expressions were extremely terrifying, as if they saw the entire earth explode! Bourne moved, and he ran wildly, like a hundred-meter sprint, making the audience feel that he had run away for no reason, but the drainage port was obviously next to him. In a close-up of the slow motion, a stream of saliva was swaying around the corner of his mouth.
Panoramic view, he flew over, stretched out his right hand, trying to rescue the ring!
With a ding dong, the music stopped, the camera returned to normal speed, and the ring fell into the drain.
With a funny sound of flying, Bourne flew over the frame and hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road, hanging there with an exaggerated posture.
"Hahahahaha!" The laughter couldn't stop, and the audience was so happy! Everything was so funny!
Not finished yet! Kana shouted "NO!" on the screen, but instead of looking at Bourne, she looked at the drain, shouting: "My ring! What did I do wrong, it's so bitter, my ring!" Looking down at the camera, she covered her chest with one hand and reached into the sky with the other hand, with an exaggerated and twisted expression, as if she was acting as a tragedy of Shakespeare.
She was calling out, and Bourne couldn't get up there, and her hands were trembling and indicating her head. I was injured! No one paid attention to him, and Kana continued to perform a stage-dramatic wailing performance!
A long-range shot shot all of these into the frame, and many viewers laughed intermittently, their stomachs twitched, and tears burst out.
The more I look at the strong contrast between the two, the more I am touched by the laughter!
Bud squirted out popcorn in his mouth, coughing and laughing wildly. Boss Schwartz, who was sitting in front of him, was sprayed all over. He was not angry at ordinary times, but now he smiled and didn't ask anyone to be unlucky. Around him, around the entire cinema, 400 viewers were hilarious!
"Hahaha!" Lily laughed and fell on Triste's shoulder beside her, slapped her seat, enjoying the movie to the fullest, this joy!
Ye Wei listened to the laughter and looked at Duoduo who was laughing beside him, Anna Sophia, laughing family, and film reviewers! No problem, it broke out.
"Absolutely exploded!" Jiya was about to turn from the chair to the ground. She was sure that her smile was even worse than his horse's bean's smile. Damn genius!
"Woom!" Affected by the atmosphere, Toto and Bella both barked happily. As for Benji who was lying motionless, if it could speak, it would definitely say, "You are so noisy, and you still let the turtle sleep?"
10 times! Albert glanced at his watch with a break while laughing. He had just started for 10 minutes and thought to himself: "I can't believe it, I actually made me laugh 10 times in ten minutes. Genius boy, I underestimated you before. It seems that 20 times, 30 times will definitely be fine? It's not so funny later, I won't laugh."
Moreover, he only remembered the most funny and colorful drama since the opening of the show because his positioning of "The Marriage is Coming", so he can't treat geniuses with low requirements.
“It’s time to introduce me.”
At this time, the narration sounded again, and the camera gradually rose, leaving the ground, and then turned in a distorted image, which immediately surprised the audience again. It turned out to be the image of "My Grand Greek Wedding"! The wedding scene between the heroine Tula and the hero Ian was surrounded by Tula's family, and a happy scene.
"I am the talented and handsome wedding god. Although I haven't got my wings yet, I am already the most popular angel."
The image became distorted and blurred again, quickly moving away, becoming a picture in an old-fashioned TV set. This is the footage broadcast in the promotional video. The wedding god and the freak angels were having a celebration party. He smiled and said, "If you even host a Greek wedding successfully, there is no other wedding in this world that can stump you."
The angels immediately cheered and applauded, and the God of Wedding patted the TV vigorously, and the cheerful music rang out!
They danced weird dances to the music, and each angel's movements were so stiff, crappy, silly, and purely funny with body language.
The God of Wedding also went in and jumped, but he was constantly hit by the fake wings of the angels around him, and the crackling sound effect kept ringing. After jumping around, when he walked out of the group of angels, his face was swollen like a pig's head.
Of course, it was the effect of makeup, but it made the audience burst into laughter!
He jumped back again, and was beaten by many angel wings again, crackling. When he jumped out again, his face was beaten back to its original state. The laughter in the cinema continued!
At this time, the music gradually became smaller and a thick radio sound suddenly sounded: "Houston, we are in trouble."
"Houston, we-have-a-problem." is one of the most famous words in space history. It originated from the Apollo 13 incident. The explosion of the oxygen tank two days after its launch, seriously damaged the spacecraft. Astronaut Jim Lovell said when he asked for help from the command center in Houston.
Because this incident was a happy ending, the three astronauts successfully returned to Earth, so this sentence has long been a daily term and has been used by many comedies. The use here seems to be no joke, but many viewers are already hilarious and surprised!
This is Tom Hanks' voice!
Hanks played Jim Lovell in the classic film "Apollo 13" (1995), and also said this classic line in the film: "Houston, we are in trouble."
Those who didn't hear it didn't find it funny, but those who heard it were almost laughing. All twenty-four film critics laughed loudly, and Albert's number changed to 12 times.
Wow! Some movie fans are not sure, did you hear it wrong? The previous promotion did not reveal that Hanks was involved in this movie!
Gary Gotzman smiled. During the days when he made the dubbing, Hanks made a few sentences of this scene because he was moved by Ye Wei, but he had to watch the fine-cut version before deciding whether to allow it to be used. So Ye Wei actually prepared two versions. Later, the internal trial received a good response, and Hanks laughed constantly, so he had the current dubbing guest appearance.
"Hahaha!" The cinema suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone who could not hear it was laughing.
Just because the camera on the screen was far away, a road sign inserted on the ground became the foreground of the frame, clear and huge, with the words "Houston" written on it.
This joke is really unexpected and reasonable. No matter Albert, Ropey, Clark, Fondas... I really couldn't imagine it!
13 times? 12 times, it's considered the scene.
"What's wrong?" The mid-scene shot, the wedding god asked upwards, and the angels around him stopped and looked puzzled.
"I'm not smart about a couple getting married, but I know what love is, and theirs is definitely not."
"so?"
"So their marriage is a trouble."
"What does it matter? Anyway, after getting married, it will become nothing." The God of Wedding has no expression. The angels behind him nodded. He said, "My job is a wedding. As long as they get married, it will not be my trouble. By the way, who are you?"
"Tom Hanks."
This conversation made everyone laugh again and again, "I'm not smart, but I know what love is" is a classic line in "Forrest Gump". Hanks said this funny, and Ye Wei's low-selling answer was also funny. The funny thing is that Hanks recognized himself as Hanks! This made the audience laugh crazy.
On the screen, the God of Wedding nodded and said, "Your role in "The Old Woman Killer" is so bad."
Beep—! The phone hangs up.
"Hahaha!" The audience's laughter burst into decibels again. This was really, very unexpected. Hanks' cameo appearance could not have been expected, but he even used him to joke!
Anyone who is familiar with the story of VIY knows that Hanks is like his mentor, who appreciates his talents and helps him become famous, and Preton helps him remake "The Wedding Day is Coming"; even if he is not familiar, it is Hanks! Everyone thought he would say "I like your performance" or something, but they didn't expect...
Everyone is familiar with what "The Old Woman Killer" is because it is a new remake that has just been released for two months, starring Hanks and directed by the Coen brothers! However, the strong lineup has not brought good luck to it. Not only has the box office not been good (35 million production cost, 39 million box office), but the reputation of the film reviews is still not up to standard (55% freshness of Rotten Tomatoes and 43% favorite).
Therefore, the term "bad movie" can be used to describe it, which is even worse than Hanks' past works.
This joke is fresh and hot, unexpectedly, cheap and hilarious.
"The best actor in the whole film is that cat." The God of Wedding continued to sarcastically, "If there were no that cat, you would have lost everything."
"Shut up, you kid with super bad acting skills!" Even more unexpectedly, Hanks' voice suddenly appeared again!
The laughter that was about to fall was roaring again. On the screen, the God of Wedding snapped his fingers as if nothing had happened, and the radio sound immediately turned into a puzzled "meow?" cat meow.
"It said I was doing well." The God of Wedding said to the angels, and the music started to dance again, and they danced more vigorously and more funny-
"Hahahaha!" The result of laughter is higher than the other. Only then did the audience realize that they could laugh for so long! Their stomach hurts and they are still laughing!
Albert's old face's muscles trembled 13 times, remember it 13 times, otherwise his conscience would be uneasy!
I haven't laughed so happily for a long time. I will like this kind of spoof, both novices and old birds. This crazy brain is very good!
Chapter completed!