Chapter 164
The wedding of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian is about to be held. Xu Xian is the only sister and brother-in-law as elders, and Bai Snake is even more "no parents". Bo Fu is always ready to watch their jokes, but at this moment he is scratching his head in the house he bought.
The reason was that Bo Fu was idle and used magic to make several model villains - they could move around, and they were fighting and playing. As a result, the little girl Qiu Niang saw it and curiously took a villain to play.
Bo Fu was considering how to deal with this little girl, should he swallow it directly or to troubleshoot the memory and let her go, but finally came to a conclusion, "Qiu Niang, do you want to learn magic?"
"I wonder! Master, are you willing to teach me?"
Bo Fu laughed and took out a book and threw it to Qiu Niang, "Do you know the word? Know... Isn't your family a pauper? Oh, it turns out that your father is a scholar, and he was born into a sick family. Okay, let's take it to learn." What he gave Qiu Niang was the art of practicing magic in the Momen's past. It took him hundreds of years to reach the level that other Taoist sects can achieve in decades, but the variety of magic weapons and props is beyond the reach of Taoist priests.
Bo Fu has been bored these days and casually advised Qiu Niang to practice, "This little girl is a smart and eye-catching person."
Finally, Xu Xian and Bai Snake held a wedding, and Bo Fu entered the venue as a guest. Anyway, there were so many people in the alleys near Xu Xian’s house, and his brother-in-law Li Gongfu is also a very lively drunkard and has a wide range of friends. Besides, Bai Suzhen has only seen Bo Fu’s monster appearance, and as for Bo Fu’s true form or human form, he has never seen it... And, have you ever seen the bride come out to toast?
Bo Fu mingled at the banquet and ate and drank a lot. Anyway, Bai Snake's maid Xiaoqing would steal money... but it only implicated Li Gongfu's butt. However, Bo Fu was very good at talking to Li Gongfu. The two guys were drunk and completely ignored Xu Jiaorong's eyes that kept thrusting over. Finally, Xu Jiaorong asked for reasons such as "Mr., you're a little drunk, I'll take you to sober up..." to snatch Li Gongfu to the backyard. Bo Fu to toast around and eat and drink. The guests at the banquet didn't know whether this guy was a man or a relative of the woman. Anyway, they just needed to know that this guy was a big man.
It was already dark and the banquet had ended. There was no Bo Fu in the bridal chamber. However, this guy secretly climbed up the roof, uncovered the tiles and started peeking. Anyway, he had already covered up the demonic energy. As long as he thought about it, there were few people who could see him on the roof.
Bo Fu pointed his hand and immediately looked down from him all the bed tents, the top of the bed and the like became one-way transparent, "Okay, let's start watching the living erotic palace! Xu Xian, let you eat the first bowl of soup, hahaha. I hope you can afford it, hahahaha, it's so pitiful without knowledge."
Bo Fu looked at Brother Xu Xian who was shaking and walked into the bridal chamber. After various etiquettes were given, he began to peel Bai Suzhen's clothes... "Oh, Oh, Sister Zhao Yazhi!!! It's really!!!!" Bo Fu shouted on the roof but no one could hear it. All he saw was the rolling together in his eyes. "It's been an hour! Xu Xian! I can't see it!" Bo Fu exclaimed.
Six hours later, Xu Xian's face was pale and had already died... Bai Snake had just woken up from the afterglow of the **, "Officials! What's wrong with you! Officials!!!"
Bo Fu laughed so hard that he almost rolled down from the roof, "Hahahaha, Bai Suzhen treats Xu Xian as a snake, right? The snake's reproduction behavior can last for twelve hours!! Poor Xu Xian. What's more, your wife is still a snake spirit!! Hahahahaha."
Without mentioning Bo Fu laughing on the roof, Xiaoqing immediately rushed into the room after hearing Bai Suzhen's scream, "Sister! Why is Xu Xian dead? No! What should I do if I worship tea later?"
"Xiaoqing, you first become an official. Then we go to the underworld to find the official's soul!"
Bo Fu laughed wildly and ran away, "Great, you two stupid snakes go and do it, the bigger the better!"
Bo Fu first entered the underworld and waited for the show to come on. Not long after, Bai Snake and Xiaoqing hurried to the underworld to find Xu Xian's soul. Finally, they found the gangster Xu Xian's soul by the Santu River. When they were about to take away their souls, they were discovered by ghosts.
"Ha! That woman is not allowed to take away her soul!" Niu Tou and Ma Hou and Hei Bai Wuchang arrived immediately after receiving the report.
"All officials, this is the soul of my family, and the destiny should not be denied. Please give me some convenience and let me take him back to the sun."
"The destiny of heaven is not yet gone? A joke! The King of Hell wants people to die in the third update, who dares to keep people until the fifth update? When I arrive at my underworld, the destiny of heaven is gone!" Hei Wuchang shouted decisively.
Bai Suzhen didn't say much, and rolled up Xu Xian's soul and was about to leave. Several ghost officers were furious and came forward to fight. The steel fork and mourning sticks flew together, and the rake and the soul-summing banner danced together. Bai Suzhen also pulled out the realgar sword and Xiaoqing to fight with the cow head and horse face together, and the black and white impermanence was fought together.
"It looks really good. But who dares to say, "The King of Hell wants people to die in the third update, who dares to keep people until the fifth update?" I made a ruthless move and swallowed your King of Hell! Let me show you to death!" Bo Fu was quite disgusted with the big words that Hei Wuchang said, and he was going to trouble King of Hell at the moment.
Seeing that Bai Suzhen had the upper hand, the spells were frequently emitted, so that the ghost officers in the underworld could not raise their heads, "Stop! Are your spells from the old mother in Mount Li?" Bai Wuchang called off his colleagues after learning about Bai Suzhen's spells.
Bai Suzhen didn't say anything, Bai Wuchang laid Hei Wuchang and Niuto Head and Horse Face said privately: "This banshee uses magic from the old mother of Mount Li, which is not something we can fight against. Besides, this is not something we can do at all. We can't tell the King of Hell and the old mother of Mount Li that the old mother of Mount Li may not give the King of Hell face... We should just pretend that we didn't see it."
"It's extreme, I'll pretend that I didn't see it." Ma Mian responded immediately, and Niu Tou and Hei Wuchang looked at each other and nodded.
"If you are doing today, just pretend that I have not been here. Do you think it's okay?" Bai Wuchang said.
"Thank you, I will report it in the future."
"But, your official soul seems to be damaged, and I'm afraid you won't be able to recover if you take it back like this." Since you are already going to release someone, you might as well sell another good Bai Wuchang and said.
"I would like to ask the official to give advice." Bai Snake was anxious about Xu Xian's return to Yang.
"I know that there are nine-grade Ganoderma lucidum in Yaochi, which is good at replenishing the spirit and returning to yang. If you can pick it and feed it to the body, then push the soul into a state of meditation, it can be saved." Bai Wuchang said, and by the way he put a condom on Bai Suzhen - anyway, what he said was the truth.
Without mentioning Bai Suzhen, she hurriedly turned around and wanted to go to the Nantian Gate. Bo Fu turned around and showed a monster to walk towards the Hall of Yama. She did not hide her figure along the way, but walked on the Huangquan Road with a ghost and god halberd. Along the way, the demonic aura was aroused, and the resentful ghost ran around by the demonic aura.
Seeing that the demonic spirit outside the hall was so strong, before he could ask which demon king it was, a ferocious monster that seemed to be a monster that seemed to be a monster entered the hall. Bo Fu didn't talk much nonsense, so he inserted the painting halberd to the ground, pulled out his fist and hit it. In an instant, everyone in the Hall of Yama was unconscious on the ground, with a bruised face. Bo Fu smashed all the furniture in the hall, and then smashed the sign of the Hall of Yama outside and turned around and left.
"Amitabha." A golden light shrouded the Hall of Yama and pressed towards Bofu on his head. "So it is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Dao practice is higher than Guanyin. Okay, you can get out after you have been greeted!" Bofu punched the golden light, then slashed the ghost and god halberd that was lifted back, and turned into golden light.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva looked at the lotus platform under his seat and pondered without saying a word. A knife mark on the lotus platform seemed to cut off the third-grade lotus, and the divine beast under his seat "Ting Di" also shrank into a ball and did not dare to speak, "Amitabha, how good is it." Finally, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva just shouted the Buddha's name.
Chapter completed!