1276. Damn Twitter (6/7)
"Sherley, come here, I will definitely not beat you to death!" Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face in the morning.
Shirley looked at him pretty with her violin on her back, and the golden ponytail on the back of her head was beating: "Why are you angry at me? I didn't lie last night, I just had two children, right? I didn't say they were two living people who could breathe and talk."
Qin Shiou said angrily: "Have you learned to quibble? Do you understand scaring people by bad behavior?"
Shirley widened her watery eyes and said in surprise: "Aren't you very bold? You can also find flaws in ghost stories. So, I'll say that the two children's stickers upstream of the refrigerator are scared you?"
Winnie, who was about to change the diapers for the little melon, asked in confusion: "What are you talking about? What's going on?"
Qin Shiou signaled Shirley not to speak. He went around the kitchen and then came out and asked, "Hey, my dear, why are there two boys in our kitchen? Who came to get the ice last night forgot?"
Winnie smiled and said, "No, it's impossible. How could there be little boys in the kitchen? If there are strange children here, tigers, leopards and they will scream. Are they little guys?"
Hu Zi and Leopard squatted beside her and wagged their tails, staring at the little melon's diapers curiously, constantly sticking out their tongues and licking their lips.
Qin Shiou took off the diapers from Winnie's hand and said, "Really, my dear, there are two little boys inside! I won't lie to you, I dare to swear, if I lie to you..."
Winnie looked at him with a pure gaze as clear as a spring, her eyes were clear, her mouth was slightly raised, and her expression was so beautiful that she looked like a smile.
Master Qin originally wanted to swear that he would lie to you and you wouldn't marry me this year, but when he looked at Winnie's clear eyes, he really couldn't make such a joke. This is the woman he fell in love with at first sight, and he has been waiting for this wedding for a long time.
"What happens if you lie to me?" Winnie asked with a smile.
Qin Shiou held Winni's pretty face and murmured: "Not really, my dear, I won't lie to you. Really."
After hearing his words, Winnie showed a sweet smile and said, "I believe you, Qin, no matter what you say, I believe it. I believe there are two children in the kitchen. They are Haier's cartoon kids, aren't they?"
Qin Shiou suddenly widened his eyes: "Can you see through my thoughts?"
Winnie smiled gently, took out her phone and opened Twitter to show him a story that Shirley posted last night. The picture shows Qin Shiou lying at the kitchen door and looking into it. The story tells the whole story of this incident.
A lot of people are leaving messages below. The first one is Winnie: My husband is staying at the kitchen door with a girl in the middle of the night. Can anyone tell me what's going on?
The Bull replied: Haha, the captain looks scared, he is a timid guy, yes, I know this.
After he finished reading it, Winnie took back her phone. She was about to tease something when she saw a message and frowned. She said, "There is something urgent in the town. I have takeout for breakfast, so don't wait for me."
As she said that, she put away her phone and changed into a coat and walked out of the door. When she arrived at the door, she turned around and said, "If you swear just now, I would be very sad, but I would still marry you - that's it, my dear, don't forget to change my daughter's diapers."
Qin Shiou didn't know what to say. He felt that Winnie had the ability to read her mind again.
The little melon lay on the sofa anxiously pedaled her calves, and the tiger and leopard shook their tails and leaned on her butt to sniff. Qin Shiou rushed over and patted them on their heads, and said angrily: "Can't dogs change their shit?"
Hu Zi and Leopard flattered and stuck out their tongues to lick his palms. They continued to wag their tails silly.
Qin Shiou changed his daughter's diapers for the first time. This job was exclusive to Winnie. After Qin's mother came, she handed it over to her. Anyway, he had never done it. If Winnie had something urgent this time, it wouldn't be his turn.
After squatting in front of the sofa and looking at his daughter, Qin Shiou wiped his palms and said, "Okay, baby, don't worry, Dad will change your pants, so you will be comfortable, okay?"
Shirley leaned over and looked at it, and asked curiously: "Qin, will you change it? I think Sister Winnie is very troublesome when she does it."
Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even drive a helicopter, and I won't change my diapers? What a joke?"
As he said that, he opened his mobile phone and searched for a tutorial on changing diapers for his baby in his browser, and followed the expert guidance step by step.
"First of all, I have to open a new diaper - Xuete, isn't this nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered and took the new diaper. Winnie was ready long ago.
Following the guidance, he placed half of the waist-stick under the dirty diapers of the little melon, then opened the waist-stick of the dirty diapers, and then a spicy smell came towards him, and the little melon pooped!
"Damn!" Qin Shiou was not ready. The smell suddenly appeared, and the scene bonus was added to the dirty diapers, just like giving him a heavy blow, almost knocking him down.
But this is his own daughter after all. Qin Daguan resisted the smell and approached again. He regretted not preparing a mask. Now he can only handle the disgust.
The little melon's butt was also stained with a lot of poop. Qin Shiou lifted her ankles with one hand and lifted them up, wanting to wipe them.
As a result, he didn't know what was going on. He held the little girl's ankle a little too much. So the little girl had a headache and she yelled and struggled hard.
After this struggle, the hot yellow mud on his butt flew up. Qin Shiou didn't dare to let go of his hand for fear of hurting his daughter, so he could only watch a piece of yellow mud flying to his body in horror.
Seeing this scene, Shirley, who was shooting videos with her mobile phone next to her, couldn't help but pull over the trash can and started vomiting. However, she was doing her duty and the phone camera was still facing Qin Shiou.
The little melon struggled for a while and found it fun, and the struggle behind it became even more powerful. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt something surging upwards in his throat, and his stomach was like a volcanic eruption, and he kept tossing!
"Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, Winnie! Save me!" Qin Shiou wailed there with his daughter's little feet.
Shirley shouted: "Qin, shut up quickly and be careful that the melon will throw the poop into your mouth!"
"Snow!" Qin Shiou was distraught. While he was retching and suppressing the rebellious throat, he quickly wiped his daughter's butt carefully with a wet wipe.
After finally cleaning it, he quickly put the little girl on her clean diapers, and he rolled and snatched the trash can in front of Shirley and started to retching.
Huzi and Leopard leaned over to the little melon with a shy face, stared at the dirty diapers, Shirley screamed and talked: "Qin, Huzi and Leopard are about to eat shit!"
Chapter completed!