Chapter 2796 Unbearable camouflage!
The blood-colored inner demon slowly unfolds a video in Li Yao's soul. It is a scene when Chu Zhixiao and the Spider Chariot were alone together one day in the past.
Although it was strongly impacted during the explosion, most of the memory chips of the spider chariot were damaged and melted, but a small part of the data was still preserved, which only made the picture hazy and empty, and more like a mottled memory.
In the picture, "Major" Chu Zhixiao is sitting at the window, with lights outside, which seem to be extremely tall. I don't know whether it is between the tall buildings of a certain planet or the steel organs of a super giant starship.
Half of her face was shrouded in shadows, and the other half was entangled in the storm of smoke. A huge ashtray with a shell cut off and polished smooth, stuffed with burning cigarette butts.
"She still smokes?"
There is no doubt that things like tobacco are of course "temptations of demons."
If the Holy Alliance wants to pursue peace of mind, it must be to accept the illumination of the holy light and not seek the help of tobacco.
The Holy Alliance itself does not produce tobacco, and the cigarettes Chu Zhixiao smoked were also imperial goods seized on the battlefield. The captain of the Yasha team is really unique and fearless.
However, this is not the point.
The point is that the spider chariot, which is round, fleshy, and clumsy, looks like a pet pig, is lying in front of Chu Zhixiao like a pet pig, and is actually in a very innocent and innocent way, as if a child who is seven or eight years old, and at most no more than eleven or eleven or eleven years old, asks in a coquettish voice: "Major, Major, you seem to be very sad. What's wrong?"
"boom!"
Li Yao felt a thunderbolt explode in the depths of his soul.
He felt that every consciousness of his mind was full of goose bumps!
"Why--"
Li Yao couldn't believe it, "This woman wants to set her spider chariot to such a childish voice! In other words, if I want to disguise myself as this spider chariot, would I also make such a sound that seems to be a primary school student?"
“More than that.”
The blood-colored inner demon said, "Look."
In the picture, Chu Zhixiao ignored the concern of the spider chariot, and still had a melancholy face, smoking one after another, staring at the rising smoke from time to time.
"Major, Major..."
The sound of the spider chariot became sweeter and clumsyly wriggled, stretching out two forelimbs to cover Chu Zhixiao's calves, "Don't be sad, come and play with them, they're so bored!"
"People..."
Li Yao's soul ripples almost freeze, as if he was suffering from extreme shock and his muscles twitched unconsciously on his face.
"Or else, I'll dance for the major!"
In the picture, the spider chariot takes two steps back, with four forelimbs raised high, and only supports two hind limbs, standing up like a bear.
It swayed and rotated, but without turning two turns, it could not control the balance. In a burst of "Hey Hey Hey Hey" scream, it fell, its bare abdomen facing the sky, and its six limbs trembled randomly.
"Help, Major!"
The Spider Chariot made an exaggerated call, "I can't get over it, please help me!"
Chu Zhixiao finally couldn't help it, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, squeezed the cigarette butt, and walked over.
"Haha, I saw the major laughing!"
The spider chariot that turned over said happily, "The major looks so good when he smiles. You should smile more!"
The screen ends here.
In fact, there is still something behind, but Li Yao can no longer stand it.
The awkward silence, the nearly solidified ripples, rippled in the confrontation between him and the blood-colored inner demon.
"What the hell is this...what is going on!"
Li Yao lowered his voice, but could not suppress his confusion and anger. "Why, this super elite of the heretic interrogation bureau, who is the "ultimate weapon", the destructor who once killed countless imperial strong men on the battlefield, and the woman who claims to be the "killing goddess" wants to set her magic weapon like this?"
"This, this is hard to say."
The blood-colored inner demon said, "First of all, this model of spider chariot is not a real artificial intelligence. That is to say, all its behavior patterns and interaction interfaces are set according to the will of the owner. It can say, "The major looks so good when you smile, you should smile more." This means that Chu Zhixiao subconsciously knows that he looks so good when you smile, and hopes that he will smile more.
"You can simply understand the relationship between Chu Zhixiao and the Spider Chariot as our relationship. The interaction mode of the Spider Chariot reflects her other personality, which is completely different from the "Killing Heavenly Girl". A, uh, innocent little girl.
"This is easy to understand. She was originally an innocent little girl with heretic blood flowing in her body. She was just deprived of her childhood too early and suppressed her true self. Therefore, after taking control of a small part of her authority, she created such a "big toy" for herself to relieve inner pain and depression. It's normal!
"As for whether the top leaders of the Holy League knows this, they must also know it. Judging from the setting of the "Yasha Team", they were originally part of a huge experiment, so how could they not know about this kind of thing? But just creating a toy should still be within the tolerance of the top leaders.
"The result is what we see."
"so--"
Li Yao no matter what origin, depression, and personality projection is messy, pointing to the core of the problem, "If we want to lurk next to Chu Zhixiao in the shape of a spider chariot, we must pinch our throat and speak like a primary school student, claiming to be 'other', and even dance for her when she is unhappy?"
“This dance is not very difficult.”
The Blood-colored Inner Demon said, "I have parsed all the voiceprint data of the spider chariot, word usage habits, and the movement trajectory of this dance. It can be 100% simulated, so don't worry."
"Don't worry, the question is whether it's 100% simulation at all!"
Li Yao finally broke out, "I am the supreme father of the Starry Federation, the Black Wind King of the Real Human Empire, and the No. 1 master of the Pangu Universe! The Speaker of the Federation wants to give me foot washing water, and His Majesty the Emperor of the Real Human Empire has to respectfully call me "Big Brother". What Xiao Xuance, Lu Zui, the skeleton dragon demon, the resurrected Pangu clan, including the Black Star Emperor Wu Yingqi, were all broken by me! I, "Vulture Li Yao", are such a strong, domineering and invincible man. As a result, I have been scattered across the Star Sea for more than a hundred years, and in the end I have to pretend to be like this, and I am so idiotic!"
"When did the Speaker of the Federal Republic give you foot wash?"
The blood-colored inner demon said, "Are you talking about it?"
"Stop it, it doesn't matter who gives anyone foot washing water. What's important is that I have the dignity of being the father of the Federation, the king of the Black Wind, the number one master of the Pangu universe, and the high-dimensional universe virus!"
Li Yao said viciously, "It's tolerant, but who can't bear it? With my current status and status, if I do what... like this in the picture, how can I be a human being if it is spread?"
"But lurking to Chu Zhixiao and following the clues by 'Chasing the Puppet King' is the most convenient and fast way to lock in the top leaders of the Holy Alliance."
The blood-colored inner demon said, "Think clearly, judging from the data we have collected over the past few days, the main fleet of the Holy Alliance is constantly gathering and transferring, and one fleet after another from the core world of the Holy Alliance has joined the torrent of steel. They are really coming out.
"The war that determines the fate of the Central Star Sea is near, and we don't have much time to waste.
"Don't you like to say high-sounding words like 'For the future of human civilization, for the peace of the center of the star sea, and for the fate of the starry federation'? Then, it's not that unacceptable to sacrifice your image for all this, right? What's more, you don't have any image at all!"
"What did you say?"
Li Yao's soul became as sharp as an arc.
"It was, even if you could play Wu Yingqi's short video in front of the entire Star Sea, do you think you are not notorious enough?"
"……All right."
Li Yao pondered for a long time and was deflated, "Are there any more scenes of Chu Zhixiao and the Spider Chariot getting along? Let's take a look, and I'll think about it again."
"some."
The Blood-colored Inner Demon played a few more videos.
One of the videos is Chu Zhixiao fighting with several ghouls, while the spider chariot is shaking flags and shouting behind.
"Come on, come on, the major is so awesome, the major is so awesome, they admire the major so much!"
There is also a video of a spider chariot using oil paint pens to draw a crooked mouth and slanted eyes on its shell, and a big smiling face suddenly jumped in front of Chu Zhixiao: "Major!"
All the other dozens of videos are like this.
Li Yao: “…”
Blood-colored inner demon: "..."
Li Yao: "I have decided to give up infiltration and change to a second goal. Don't persuade me. If you persuade me again, you won't even have a brother to do it!"
Blood-colored inner demon: "Okay, okay, the difficulty of this penetration plan is a little bit higher. Let's find a second target of invasion and waste a few days a little, and there is nothing we can do about it."
"Very good, then just take it away quietly."
Li Yao said, "Before the spider chariot was sent to Chu Zhixiao."
"etc."
The voice of the blood-colored inner demon suddenly became a hundred times more strange than before, "I discovered another new video."
“So what?”
Li Yao said, "I have watched enough of such videos. I would rather die than surrender!"
"No, look at this."
The Blood-colored Inner Demon read the video materials recently taken by the Spider Chariot and unfolded a new picture in Li Yao's soul.
In the picture, the man wearing a tool poncho smiled at Chu Zhixiao and the spider chariot.
"My name is Li Yao, 'Vulture Li Yao'."
Chapter completed!