Chapter 1219, no one can laugh at me(1/2)
Tiandao Academy Camp.
The girls looked at the hair all over their bodies, and their hearts were extremely broken!
This ghost look is worse than hairless.
"Look, this hair is growing again."
Lin Que coughed twice: "This is a normal phenomenon. It's a bug. You have to pay some price!"
"Be patient, half an hour won't last long!"
Half an hour?
When all the girls heard this, they almost fainted and thought they were going to die immediately!
However, in order not to go bald, we beautiful girls worked hard!
For Maomao!
Awesome!
Li Xingyun looked at the antenna above Lin Que's head, stepped forward, and was about to pull it out.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Que was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped to the side and said warily.
At this moment, Li Xingyun also turned into a bald head, but he was full of a tough guy atmosphere.
"Old Lin, you are such a big man, why are you still cosplaying Teletubbies!"
"Are you ashamed?"
Lin Que stared anxiously: "You're the only one who cosplays Teletubbies!"
"This is a treasure. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!"
"Brother's happiness, you will never experience it."
For example, the bathroom just now...ahem!
The Teletubbies radar has been used for two hours and it is time to unplug it.
After thinking this, Lin Que reached out his hand and pulled out the Teletubbies radar.
As a result, an accident happened.
Can't pull it off!
Lin Que was startled in his heart, and immediately thought of the side effects mentioned by the system.
Is this a side effect?
But it's okay, it just can't be pulled out, it's still within the acceptable range, don't panic.
However, what happened next would be the most embarrassing moment in Lin Que's life.
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly, Bai Xiaohao's satellite bracelet rang. He took it out and looked at it, and his expression changed on the spot.
"problem occurs!"
Everyone's eyes instantly focused on Bai Xiaohao.
Bai Xiaohao looked serious: "According to the information from the team members who were collecting intelligence outside just now, two major events just happened in the riot capital!"
"The stronghold of the Ninja Territory was uprooted by a mysterious man, and the three ninjas among them were beaten until hemorrhoids bled!"
"What's even more shocking is that half of a building owned by the local giant, the TI organization, was blown up."
"TI leader Matthew was also beaten until hemorrhoids bled!"
"I have sent the pictures to your satellite bracelets."
Everyone quickly checked the information on the satellite bracelet.
"Fuck!"
Qin Feng looked at the miserable state of the victim and let out an exclamation.
"How come this silky feeling has the same goal as my Overlord Spear?"
Yang Dingfeng agreed with his face: "Where the hell is hemorrhoids bleeding? It's clearly an anus? It's lost!"
"It's Qin Feng's internal flavor!"
Qin Feng:???
What the hell is that internal smell?
My operation is obviously a hundred times smoother than this, okay?
If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense.
Bai Xiaohao continued: "According to some rumors on the road, these things are caused by the mutation of Tianxi!"
"The current addiction can not only turn people into killing machines, but also make hemorrhoids bleed!"
"Commonly known as, hemorrhoid-making machine!"
"So scary!"
"Don't go out for a walk if you have nothing to do recently. It doesn't feel right to drink super power water!"
"Compared to bleeding hemorrhoids, a bald head is nothing!"
Everyone nodded in unison.
That's the truth.
Lin Que, who was on the side, turned dark as he listened to this series of analyses.
(??へ??╬).
Who the hell did this analysis?
I really want to greet his eighteenth generation ancestors.
Dare you say that I am a hemorrhoid-making machine!
How can it be repaired!
Lu Yan stepped forward and said, "Master, don't go out either. I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid-making machine will target you!"
Lin Que glanced sideways at his great disciple.
What a filial piety!
As everyone knows, the hemorrhoid-causing machine is you, the teacher.
Am I afraid?
However, in order to maintain a perfect image in the minds of everyone, I could only pretend to be frightened.
"It's so scary, I'll pay attention, Dixi!"
Lu Yan nodded subconsciously, but soon realized something was wrong and asked with a strange look on his face.
"Master, what did you just say?"
Lin Que looked confused: "I didn't say anything? Ding Ding..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Que regretted it and quickly covered his mouth, looking confused.
What's wrong with you?
etc!
Could this be a real side effect of Teletubbies radar?
Everyone: (?д?;).
"Damn it, Lin Que, you have mastered the essence of Teletubbies through cosplay!"
“It’s so lifelike!”
"Ha ha!"
"Awesome, if anyone messes with me in the future, I will call Teletubbies' Ding Ding and ask him to carry the funeral halberd."
"Awesome!"
When the boys saw this, they all laughed so hard that they fell on the ground with their feet in the air and burst into tears.
Lin Que's face was covered with black lines.
Worri!
What exactly is going on?
"Ding!"
System prompt: "Brother, this is the side effect of Teletubbies radar!"
To be continued...