Chapter 124 Remote, save me [June 6th! 】
Chapter 124 Yao, save me... [June monthly tickets are updated six times!]
Early the next morning, the sky was filled with red clouds.
Although Li Yao didn't catch fish, he realized his life and welcomed the new day with a hundredfold spirit.
Yinyue and Shui Xin, Feifei had already finished breakfast, washed clothes, and prepared the new day's grain wine and side dishes.
Li Yao didn't understand, Yinyue, a professor of biology, was quite concerned about this broken tavern.
Do you want to make more money to buy experimental equipment?
Perhaps some people are born serious and do everything seriously.
Perhaps, this is the quality of successful people.
Li Yao felt that he was just a dead otaku, and he was invincible only after cheating. He was not considered a successful person, so he naturally didn't need to work so hard.
Take some pork rib soup made by Yinyue, order pumpkin porridge and side dishes, and then wash your face and brush your teeth.
After eating and drinking, he was like an ignorant playboy. He made a tour from the villa to the tavern and made sure that each wife had his own duties, and then turned to the street to take a look.
It was only nine o'clock in the morning, and the road ten meters wide on Lakeside Street was almost out of reach.
Looking around, the dense crowds of people are like ants.
Spaceships of all sizes dragged out gorgeous tail flames in the air, gathered from outside the atmosphere, and slowly landed in Xingfu Square or water dock.
Shops along the street pull banners, light and shadow special effects, and music play music, bringing news of various promotional discounts.
The laughter and light metal aura punk sounds of electronic singers came from high-end taverns and electronic brothels.
The vendors along the street even presented various traditional foods and handicrafts related to fishmen...
I didn’t see Lakeside Street as lively during the Chinese New Year.
The tourists were holding their cell phones and taking pictures from all over the place.
Most of them are filming mermaids in Silver Heart Lake.
Secondly, there are many people shooting Gemini Taverns.
There are even many cool-dressed female internet celebrities who come to take photos with the tavern entrance.
On the door, the five big words "Star World House" are particularly eye-catching.
Li Yao thought to himself, I am here, why don’t you take photos with others?
Of course, today's protagonist is still the mermaid.
A huge mermaid-shaped balloon floated above Yinxin Lake.
The big screen on the balloon plays the theme music of Misney and the opening and reward advertisements of Mermaid Water Park.
Occasionally, I will insert a newest sea mud skin care product advertisement.
It was the one shot by Li Yao and Princess Chenyu on Winged Starfish four days ago.
The editing, special effects and dubbing were done in four days, and it is worthy of being a professional team!
Looking closely, this is a pre-production advertisement specially played on Lakeside Star. The male actor's name is specially marked in the picture.
The father of the fishman, Li Yao.
Li Yao didn't know whether this advertisement should be made by Misny looking for Feng Zhiyu to ask for money, or Feng Zhiyu looking for money.
Anyway, the children are calling out that the princess is a mermaid, and the mermaid is a princess.
In addition to the hotel, open-air court and cinema, Lake Center Island has been transformed into a Misney theme amusement park.
The children wore swimsuits and life jackets, and played by the water with dozens of mermaids, like dumplings.
There are also adults who row boats and enjoy the fun on Silver Heart Island.
Li Yao originally wanted to go to the lake island to have fun, but the kiss with the princess in the advertisement was so eye-catching.
Especially the kiss underwater and Shui Xin, she was replaced by a princess with a head that turned into a Shenyu. The kiss was so affectionate, shy and romantic...
If Li Yao runs over at this time, he will be looked at by the child's father, fascinated by the child's mother, and will be asked for autographs by the child.
Too troublesome, forget it.
Li Yao was walking around casually and saw Captain Meng wearing a police uniform, riding on a flying motorcycle, and patrolling several subordinates.
After all, today is the first day of the opening of the Misney Mermaid Water Park. Many high-ranking officials and nobles came to visit, and the Criminal Guards were under great pressure.
Almost all of them went out to guard the island in the middle of the lake and the lakeside street, fearing that any emergencies would affect the reputation of the lakeside star.
Captain Meng Meng accidentally saw Li Yao, and immediately stopped the car and asked him if he had seen Maomao.
Li Yao could guess where this naughty child was without thinking.
The spiritual consciousness was revealed... Sure enough!
"Maomao is playing with the mermaid in the middle of the lake. He is nine years old, so it's not suitable..."
Li Yao said with some concern.
Meng Meng breathed a sigh of relief and patted her tight chest.
"That's all right... He can swim, he won't drown."
Li Yao was not afraid of this boy drowning, but was afraid of his milk drowning.
In a blink of an eye, I looked at the cute captain wearing a police uniform, tight and swollen, agile and healthy, which is the type Li Yao likes.
"Xing Weisi has had a good meal recently. You seem to have gained weight again."
Meng Meng didn't care so much about her figure.
"You need to have the strength to catch bad people, right?"
Li Yao smiled and said:
"I've been reformed recently and I'm a good person."
Meng Meng looked at the mermaid balloon in the distance, and the scene where Li Yao kissed the mermaid princess was placed on the big screen.
"I didn't expect you to become the father of the fishman, but also a star."
Li Yao sighed.
"I don't want to be the father of the fishman, nor do I want to be a star. It's not easy to make a living."
Meng Meng shrugged.
In fact, she was not surprised that Li Yao was famous, but she always felt strange before - why did a man with an outrageous strength and such a handsome appearance live in the small lakeside star?
"It's really not easy to be a star. There was a case just now. A male star who came to the Lakeside Star to travel under the spaceship, and a female fan put a tracker on it. You should be careful."
Li Yao spread his hands and smiled.
"I'm not a young man, what's there to follow?"
Meng Meng looked around, and the cute loli's face suddenly became serious, as if she said with some advice:
"Princess Saint Xiu just arrived at the Lakeside Star this morning and is preparing to severely crack down on close contact between humans and fishmen. You must be careful."
Just finished speaking—
Li Yao's phone rang.
It was Aldes.
Li Yao frowned slightly, thinking to himself that I was sleeping at Alders? Didn’t he have nightlife last night? Elita was out of power?
After answering the phone, Elders was exhausted and crying without tears.
"Yao, save me..."
remote?
Li Yao thought he had listened less.
Captain Meng Meng vaguely heard the word "Save Me" and suddenly became nervous. He picked up the walkie-talkie and wanted to contact the Criminal Guard.
Li Yao waved his hand and signaled her to wait first, and asked Alders slowly:
"What's wrong with you?"
Elders cried.
"I was caught again at Doll House!"
again?
Li Yao instinctively looked up at the Mengmenghunting Headmaster.
"Stop coming, Captain Meng Meng will be by my side now!"
Elders cried and suddenly said in a low voice:
"It's not Captain Meng Meng, but a group of apostles attacked the brothel. It's the trunk of Princess Holy Xiu!"
Princess Saint Cultivation of the Sex Mad Demon?
Li Yao suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem.
"Where are you now?"
Elders whispered:
"I am still in the basement of the Doll House, and these apostles said they would brainwash me, let me recite the scriptures, and to join the apostles to clear their sins."
Li Yao didn't understand now. Why was everything in the electronic brothel legal?
"So what did you do?"
Elders suddenly raised his voice and said righteously:
"I got on the doll of the Mermaid...COS."
“…”
Li Yao was speechless, can you say that this guy deserves it?
"Are you sick? You run to the brothel to play with dolls in the morning? Can't you buy one to play at home?"
Elders:
"I was caught in bed from last night until the morning when I was caught in bed by these apostles."
“… deserve it.”
...
Having said that, Elders is the master of one star after all, and this matter will affect business if exposed.
Li Yao still went to Doll House immediately.
When I entered the door, I saw that the reception hall was full of people.
Unexpectedly, today was the day when Mermaid Water Park opened, and Doll House could be full.
And most of them are still children's fathers.
These foreign tourists all asked at the front desk if there was any legendary mermaid technician.
I don't know where I heard it...
When I learned that Lakeside Star prohibited real people or real beast apricot trading, I asked again: Is there any mermaid puppet COS?
Li Yao shook his head and couldn't help but sigh at Eldes' advanced business vision.
It seems that he was underestimating him before.
Li Yao moved and came to the basement.
It was exactly where Alita was tested internally at that time.
In the center is a circular rest area, surrounded by eighteen fan-shaped doll interaction places.
Living area.
Elders and seven or eight other customers knelt in front of the circular wooden bench, with scriptures placed in front of them.
One by one, one recites some complicated and difficult scriptures, and if you read the wrong words, you will be beaten.
Behind them were several apostles in black cloaks and cloaks, holding divine stubs in their hands.
Li Yao took a look.
These apostles are obviously more professional than the apostles of the Winged Starfish, at least good at physical skills and have great strength.
Although they were fighting against the five scumbags in front of Li Yao, Elders had no strength even five, so he could only be beaten.
Elders cried and told that he was the master of the stars by the lake and should not be tortured.
As a result, he was scolded for taking the lead in fighting against humanity, and was more guilty, and was beaten even harder by the apostle.
Although Li Yao thought the fight was good, he felt that these princesses were too rude and just a princess, doing so harshly...
Li Yao brought a cup of tea and stood behind everyone, seeing that Elders would be beaten up if he was beaten.
After drinking a cup of tea, Elders and others received a temporary rest time to contact their families and confess their true repentance to their wives.
Elders contacted Li Yao during the break just now, and the reason he gave at that time was-
He is gay, has no wife, only a boyfriend, and he calls his boyfriend to confess.
Of course, Li Yao didn't know about this, otherwise Elders might have to be beaten to death.
After drinking a cup of tea, Elders suffered enough. Li Yao showed up and said:
"Okay, Lord Star Lord has already known his mistake. Where do you come from?"
Several apostles turned their heads and saw that they had never heard Li Yao's footsteps before.
"Who are you!"
While talking, he acted as he wanted to capture Li Yao, but was kicked to the ground by Li Yao and his bones were broken.
When Elders saw Li Yao, he immediately loosened himself and followed him up and kicked the apostle in black a few times.
The apostles had their bones broken, and they had to cover their faces with their cloaks and said hard:
"Princess Shengxiu has acquired all brothels on this planet to prevent fishermen from being attacked, even electronic fishermen cannot do it."
"We are educating and transforming these men whose spirits are eroded by lower yellow!"
"Who are you? You dare to interfere in Princess Sheng Xiu's journey to save the world!"
Li Yao clapped his hands and curled his lips:
"You guys are quite a bit of a care. The electronic fishman is just an entertainment, and it won't hurt anyone."
Unexpectedly, these apostles would be eloquent:
"As you said, aren't those child pornography and animations also entertainment? They didn't hurt anyone, but why did the Empire prohibit the spread and viewing? This is called preventing problems before they happen!"
Li Yao is not willing to be outdone, and the Sword Saint cannot lose even if he escapes.
"Don't change the concepts. Are children and orcs the same concept? This happens to be in our pure lakeside star. If the orcs and prostitutes are legal in the territory of the empire, how can you choose fishman to protect them?"
The apostles were speechless for a moment, thinking that aren’t the orcs all a group of animals, how can they compare with mermaids?
At this moment, a towering female voice as majestic as a holy mountain and as serious as an oracle came from behind Li Yao—
"Because the fishman is the holiest orc, it represents God's goodwill to mankind, and he will never allow blasphemy!"
Li Yao turned his head and took a look.
It turned out to be the Holy Cultivation Princess!
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Chapter completed!