Chapter 0014 Every time you sweep porn, there is you
A mouthful of tea sprayed the table all over.
Elders hurriedly called people to clean up and change the deck of cards to continue.
I looked at the time and it was four o'clock.
Looking at Li Yao's table again, a stack of thick banknotes pressed on the bottom of the cup, he was stunned.
"you……"
Li Yao took the cup and counted it.
As I counted, my expression became more and more strange.
Good guy, this time I played for an entire hour and actually lost only five-star coins!
Planetary mutation?
every dog has his day?
Or is the boss’s wife attracted me, which led to the weakening of the ban on killing her husband?
Elders and the Alders were also stunned.
"You won't really become a boss lady, are you?"
Li Yao didn't comment.
As a generation of sword saints, I have always been unsurprising to be favored and disgraced, and generally I will not be surprised.
I just drink tea calmly and feel a little beautiful.
Elders suddenly fell silent, lowered his head and repeatedly fiddled with seven cards, and then sighed after a long time:
"Even boss Yinyue can find a man, maybe I should fulfill my dream."
After glanced at the seven big and small kings and flower cards, Li Yao understood what he was referring to.
"Your thing is called hatred, not dream."
Seeing that the atmosphere suddenly became low, Huang Yang changed his tone and asked Li Yao:
"This morning I saw the Imperial official ship, the capital Criminal Guard ship, and the small universe editorial department ship gathered by the lake outside the Xingyi Martial Arts Hall... I heard that Boss Li is also nearby, is there any insider information?"
"Can there be any news that Boss Huang doesn't know?"
Li Yao took a sip of tea and added another sentence.
“My message is charged.”
The yellow sheep grinned, raised her legs like a pig's large intestine, and casually sorted out the order of the card.
"First, Yuanhang made a big order, then turned around and caused a big storm in Xingyi Martial Arts Hall. Boss Li has been so proud recently... But after listening to my advice, Ceres is not a peaceful place, so it's best not to provoke him."
There are rumors that Huang Yang is a member of Bai Ye’s secret intelligence team. Li Yao didn’t believe it very much before, but now he feels that it tastes a little bit.
"Is there a nymph there?"
"That's true."
"I think Ceres is quite peaceful."
Seeing that Li Yao was still obsessed with the mother, Elders burst into laughter.
"Haha, it seems that you and the boss lady have not yet reached that point, you are indeed a virgin!"
What's wrong with a virgin? Eat your rice and smash your glass?
Li Yao drank tea with a stern face and said nothing.
Elders put down the cards and slapped the table.
"I'll treat you today and find a real girl to break it up for you."
Isn't this illegal?
"I don't have that kind of worldly desire."
In order to avoid being unable to control one's hands, Li Yao put down the teacup, put away the banknotes, and prepared to run away.
Elders lit a cigar and said:
"I am an imperial refugee who came to the El Star System to take refuge. He is said to be a beautiful young man. He is proficient in playing and singing, has a very artistic talent, and he can recite poems and essays. I have never touched him. If you don't like it, I will come by myself. After all, I want to give the refugees a chance to survive."
pretty?
Chicken?
Artistic talent?
As a sword saint, I care about these vulgar things?
"Where is the person? I will take her to be a good person."
...
Li Yao and Eldes entered the private room respectively.
The private room is a small private room. The room is clean and clean, with a smooth spiritual energy, with a faint fragrance of scented herbs. The furniture is not luxurious, but it has an artistic atmosphere.
A young woman sat on the head of the mahogany bed.
The delicate little girl has a beautiful jasper type, with a delicate and charming look, and her pink and beautiful smile is lost.
Wearing a water-green veil, it is semi-transparent and very seductive.
The curve is not prominent, but it is very symmetrical, especially the small waist that looks like a thin willow. It is very soft and glutinous when you hold it, and it has a floating feeling of being pushed down.
Seeing that Li Yao was coming, the woman stood up immediately, bowed and opened the conversation very quickly.
"Is it Senior Li?
Without waiting for Li Yao to reply, he immediately said:
"My name is Feifei. I heard that the senior had just saved the Three Hundred Beast Girls in Pangu Xingyun and was about to go to Ceres to liberate the beast slaves."
Dogs and yellow sheep! Talking about this kind of thing casually?
Wait, how did I become a slave liberator?
Isn’t this moral kidnapping?
The universe is so big, there are injustice everywhere. Do you still want me to save the entire universe?
Can you have a good tea?
Li Yao suddenly frowned.
No, this woman's voice...
So nice!
But it's too neutral, a bit like Stefanie Sun.
His spiritual sense penetrated into the woman's clothes, and he always felt something was wrong.
"Who are you……"
The woman named Feifei generously admitted:
"I used to be a man, but I had surgery when I was a very young man and became a girl."
Li Yao took a closer look.
This woman is thin, about 1.7 meters tall. As a man, she is short, but as a woman, she is tall.
He only has light makeup on his face, and his facial features are completely a woman, but he is not the kind of female appearance that is deliberately applied, but the purity and softness that naturally develops between his eyebrows.
In the interstellar era, transgender surgery is common and has a very high level, and can almost achieve complete transgender surgery.
But Li Yao still had a grudge and asked curiously:
"In this era, men can not only grow taller at will, but also grow bigger and thicker, and improve hormones. Why do they want to become women?"
Feifei pulled up the curtains and poured Li Yao a cup of tea.
"A long time ago, a respected female professor at the Imperial Star Cross Academy conducted an experiment called [Hamster Universe]."
"It is said that four male rats and four female rats are placed on a mini planet with an area of only a dozen acres. There is endless food, water and aura here, the temperature is appropriate, and it is ensured that they are away from all diseases and external injuries."
"This is a perfect hamster utopia, which can theoretically accommodate one million hamsters. The only disadvantage is that the space is limited and the precise area is only sixteen acres."
As Feifei said, he blew the hot tea water warmed up before handing it to Li Yao.
"What does senior think it will be the ending?"
Good guy! I'm here to listen to your popular science?
However, Li Yao still took the tea, thought carefully, and said:
"If water and food spiritual energy can be supplied unlimitedly, it should maintain a scale of less than one million, keep the environment comfortable, and then it will last forever."
“It’s a pity.”
Feifei shook his head.
"This experiment has been repeated many times, and the number of hamsters has never exceeded 100,000, and in all the experiments, all hamsters have become extinct without exception."
This is too scary!
Li Yao was drinking tea but couldn't feel the fragrance.
"Why?"
Non-non explanation:
"Because hamsters are social animals, when the total number of hamsters reaches a certain number, they will have class solidification and incollecting due to limited space."
"Involved?"
"The younger generation of male rats became decadent, eating and waiting to die, refusing to socialize, spending a long time on dressing up, while the female rats became more and more violent for various reasons... These rats have completely changed."
Li Yao frowned.
Is this the reason why men become women and women love boxing?
"So, what do you want to express?"
Feifei came to Li Yao and tucked his clothes with his slender hands.
"The world is hopeless."
"Are people the same as hamsters?"
Li Yao was completely trapped in.
Feifei smiled and said:
"There are many interesting phenomena in this experiment. If you are interested, we can talk slowly."
Li Yao felt that the tea was not right just now, so he raised his eyes and said that Feifei was already doing something he couldn't do well.
"Can you chat, can you put on your clothes first? I don't want to hand it over to a man for the first time."
Feifei is already as white as the holy light.
"It's a coincidence that Feifei is the first time. My senior is so obsessed with gender. Maybe even if the world is destroyed, he will still be a virgin."
You have to care!
Li Yao was about to run away when the door was kicked open with a slam.
A team of police officers in black rushed in.
"Police crack down on pornography!"
"Everyone is holding their heads and squatting on the ground!"
Fei Fei put on green veil and did it honestly.
The leading police officer with a large loli face handcuffed Li Yao with a serious face and recognized his identity at a glance.
Chapter completed!