"So Fengxian, you are stealing wine. Let me tell you, eating alone is not a good habit. Hurry up, hurry up, everyone who sees you will have a share."

"Huh? Why did Zilong come back so early today and no longer care about the front line?"

"Stop talking nonsense and bring the wine quickly."

"This is all I have, and I managed to steal it from a certain 'big devil'. How could I give it to you?"

"Stolen? Huh huh~ That's more for those who see it, otherwise, you know, don't say it's unforeseen~"

"Hey, hey, hey, Zilong, you must be in trouble. You must be in trouble."

"Stop talking nonsense and bring the wine quickly."

"No, absolutely not. Besides, you are 'Saint Zhao Yun'. How could you possibly do something that violates military discipline? Be careful of your camp being deflected."

"Hey, hey, what is that 'Saint Zhao Yun'? When did I get such a weird thing on my body?"

"It's not just from the book. It says you have noble conduct or something. Anyway, it seems to be a good title."

"Although it is indeed very satisfying to receive such praise from my lord, I always feel that there is a lot of malice behind this title. Is it my misunderstanding?"

"It's probably an illusion. It's not like a posthumous title or a temple title. Of course, you definitely don't have a chance with the latter."

"If there is a chance, Fengxian, do you think it is possible for me to stand here?"

"That's true. But I really want a title. Even if I'm not as good as you, Zilong, I'm still better than 'Xiaoqiang'."

"Pfft...ah no, I just think you are a little drunk, Fengxian."

"I'm not drunk, how could I be drunk? You know, I've been thinking about it for so many days, and today I finally had an idea..."

"How's it going?" Zilongjiang asked in a cooperative tone.

"I have decided that from now on I will be the 'Devil Lu Bu'!"

"Just adding such a word will make the whole person different."

"Of course."

"This is the first time I've heard of it."

"Tsk tsk tsk. Zilong, you don't know. It's obviously just one word difference, but 'Zhao Yun' and 'Shen Zhao Yun' are completely two kinds of creatures on two planets. One of them lives under our feet, and the other

One is one thousand four hundred light years away."

"Speaking of which, what the hell is that 'God Zhao Yun'!"

"You'd better ask my lord about this Zilong, but although there is a big difference between 'Lu Bu' and 'God Lu Bu', it turns out that even 'God Lu Bu' can't reflect my brave figure. Although that 'Nothing'

Conspiracy or something is too much."

"(Quietly) No, I think your lord's idea is just right..."

"Zilong, what did you just say?"

"No, not at all, you must have heard wrong."

"Ah~ It's really delicious. Oh, Zilong, if you want to ask me for a drink, here I give it to you."

"You. Give. Me. Go. Die!!! An empty wine bottle is like sending me away. Come, come, come. See you at the martial arts training ground!"

"Hey, hey, hey. Although I don't mind someone relaxing my muscles and bones, but you should be on duty today, Zilong, right? Aren't you afraid of being caught when you sneak back from the front line so early? Or..."

"Yeah, that's it. Apart from having a date with you, today is just as boring."

After saying that, he and Xiaoqiang, who felt sad, let out a long sigh together. Their eyes staring at each other were filled with the helplessness of "we are both the same people in the world". So, in the next moment...

vomit……

The two said that they are super straight men and would never cross that red line of fear of speaking.

But even straight men can put their arms around each other in the next moment and walk forward facing the big sun above their heads.

In other words, even if Li Shushi has brought many things that transcend time and space to this era, he is not a rotten girl after all. Even if "Zilong Jiang" is almost ruined, he will not preach about certain things. So everyone

Still very pure.

Even a certain behavior was not only legal in the Han Dynasty, but also very elegant to a certain extent.

Yes, we are talking about the super big plug Liu Yezhu, the leader of this trend.

As we walked along, we could see slightly lazy soldiers passing by from time to time, but the two generals of the Bingzhou Army ignored them. Not to mention scolding them as usual. After all, even the two of them were stealing wine.

Drink, are you retiring from your post early?

"General!"

Just as the two people with arms around their backs were about to enter the school grounds, Zhao Yun's personal guards stood in front of them.

Seeing the serious expressions on the guards' faces, both Zhao Yun and Lu Bu immediately lost their original lazy look and stood upright almost instantly, with a blazing light shining in their eyes, even brighter than the sun above their heads.

bright.

It's a pity that after listening to the report, this concentration and expectation turned into laziness with even less fighting spirit than before.

"Although the feeling of powerlessness before was annoying, the feeling of leisure now is even more maddening!"

Zhao Yun looked very distressed, and Xiaoqiang didn't look much better, but he didn't say anything, he just patted Zhao Yun heavily on the shoulder, and then walked into the school grounds, which was only a few steps away, without looking back.

among.

Zilongjiang was left behind and let out a sad and indignant cry of "Die Xiaoqiang, you are cheating on me".

And a few minutes later, huge shouts and the sound of gold and iron came from the school grounds. The idle and passionate men had to sway their enthusiasm and physical strength on this piece of land. Although all this

For the generals looking around, it is a realm that is completely beyond their reach. It is a height that they have been pursuing all their lives but can only look at it from a distance.

Just like the distance between them and the two people they are fighting now.

"As expected of Zhao Yunzilong, whose 'popularity index' among girls is even higher than that of Dian Boren. It's really a pleasure."

"Let's not talk about the 'popularity index'. When Bo Ren actually became an idol among girls, it feels a little unscientific." Although the so-called "Zhao Yun Zilong" in Xiaoqiang's mouth makes people feel.

Full of malice, Zilong Jiang felt that it was better not to ask, because the answer was absolutely unacceptable to him.

"Although Bo Ren looks very majestic, generally he is not popular. But the current situation is a little special, so it is said that 'security' occupies a large proportion in this ranking."

"Then where does our General Fengxian rank?"

"Ahahaha, Zilong's question is a good one..."

"Okay, I know you are number one, okay."

"Hmm, Zilong, it's good that you know."

"What about me?"

"As expected of Zilong, he is just a little bit worse than me."

"The first one is you, Fengxian. The second one is me, the third one is Bo Ren, the fourth one is Yun Chang, the fifth one is Meng Qi, and the sixth one is probably not Yide who is currently at Xuande's place."

"What the hell is this ranking?"

"It's nothing, it's just a thought that flashed through my mind for some reason."

"It's really baffling."

"I think so too... Then where is my lord?"

"Haha, what you said is true, he, you know it~~~"

"...And what about our mistress? I think she should also be ranked very high."

"..."

So, Xiaoqiang finally fell silent. And our Zilongjiang also instantly understood the meaning of Xiaoqiang's behavior.

Well, just think about the result of girls voting for their future partners, a certain housewife loli won. No matter how much difference there is between the first and second place, such a result is definitely extremely shocking, so Xiaoqiang is selective.

It's normal to forget.

Zilong Jiang felt that at this time, he should not do such strenuous activities as flipping the table!

So the two militant (gay) friends started having a pleasant (depressing) (depressing) conversation again, surrounded by soldiers with adoring faces.

Is it true that I feel more lonely?

If possible, Zhao Yun really wants to ask Li Shushi for an almanac to see if he has a bad luck these days.

Of course, all of this happened in the final analysis because of a certain foodie’s overwhelming resentment.

It is said that a few days ago, the food carefully prepared by a foodie was wantonly destroyed by the puppets who did not understand the customs. After all, the puppets, who have no digestive system and no sense of taste, have a lot of resentment towards the living beings who can taste the delicious food.

When the battle was going on like this, a certain foodie who sneaked out in order to satisfy his appetite naturally violated military law and was pulled out by Gao Shun to make a big pot of fried meat on bamboo boards.

The delicious food was gone, so I had another meal of stir-fried pork on bamboo boards. It would be impossible to say that a big foodie didn't have resentment in his heart, but he finally had self-awareness. Naturally, he didn't dare to think about being a master because of his resentment.

The famous Gao Shun vented his anger. Then naturally the unlucky one could only be Shi Chen, the source of all mistakes, ah no, it was the Bingzhou Army's class enemy Doppler Corps.

At that time, the puppets were extremely rampant, shooting black guns day and night or simply climbing over the wooden wall to enter the camp. Thanks to their heavy bodies, they could make such dexterous movements. It was really shocking. Of course.

If you really can't jump over it, you can just use your own strong body.

Treated as wood, they may not be able to deal with the city gates or walls covered with copper, but the wooden walls made of rough and crude tree trunks are not too difficult to deal with. Then they enter the camp and kill them.
To be continued...