Chapter 867 Help Me Help Me Help Me(1/2)
Chapter 867 Save me, save me, save me
Great Wilderness: The Realm of the South.
"I'm telling you, bald boy."
"Come on! Don't be cowardly, just one word, reckless!"
Hu Di, who had become slimmer, was holding a bunch of food and munching. There was a big circle of people, or inhuman things, clattering around him. There was a table in front of him, and Yuan Jue was sitting on one side.
He stretched out his right hand and competed with a tall man with a ferocious face like a tiger.
"Damn it...Damn it..."
The race that has the blood of the great ferocious divine beast has tried its best.
The monk remained motionless.
Finally, the former roared, and his body became huge, because he actually lost to this bald man in a pure strength competition. He actually lost to the human race. The most important thing is that he even paid for his underwear. He lost.
I was afraid that I would be beaten by my mother-in-law when I returned home. In this desperate situation, my eyes were faintly tinged with scarlet.
"Hey, hey, hey! You lost, and your guy actually activated the magic power?!"
Hu Di shouted.
The tall man's body suddenly expanded, becoming huge and terrifying, and he raised his head and roared.
The evil spirit was so rampant that everyone watching the excitement retreated.
"Run, run, run. This guy has the blood of an ancient demon. Once he gets angry and his evil spirit reaches its peak, he only knows how to destroy and kill. He won't calm down until he goes berserk for two or three hours!"
Some passers-by shouted reminders.
"Thank you, donor."
"But it doesn't matter. The poor monk is a disciple of Buddhism and is best at dispelling inner demons and making people pure."
"Amitabha……"
The monk raised one hand in front of his chest, chanted the Buddha's name, and then grabbed the man who had turned into a huge man, almost completely turning into a standing man. Without changing his expression, he directly picked it up with one hand and smashed it to the ground.
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Sakyamuni's Elephant Throwing Skill!
The murderer was knocked down before he could get angry.
It hit the ground extremely heavily.
The surrounding rocks cracked, and large pieces of masonry were turned into powder, leaving the furious man's eyes blank and confused.
The next moment, an iron Zen staff was pressed directly against his forehead, and the monk said gently:
"Donor, have you calmed down?"
The murderer: "………………"
……………………
"Hahahaha, Buddhist disciples, this quiet and comfortable trick is really effective."
The thin old man laughed and collected all the money he won. Yuanjue shook his head and returned most of it to the original owner, and distributed some to the poor. Only a part of it was left for himself, which was enough to buy food.
thing.
He also had opinions about Emperor Hu.
To be honest, being with this bald guy and having fun is enough.
The old man kept stuffing food into his mouth, Yuanjue said in a gentle tone: "It is not good to overeat."
"Old man, you just lost weight not long ago."
"If you do this, you will gain weight again soon."
"Hahahaha, what are you talking about?"
Hu Di just laughed and waved his hands: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Old man, my body shape was only due to the backlash of this [Refining the Fake to the Real] power before. Now that I have lost weight, it is impossible to gain weight again. Hahaha, I didn't dare to eat more delicacies in the past, but now I have to
Eat to your heart’s content, it’s really relaxing.”
"When you find Su Su, you must make fun of him!"
"Old man, I finally came back from the backlash of this concept, hahahaha..."
Emperor Hu was in a very happy mood.
Picking up a snack and putting it in his mouth, Yuan Jue suddenly saw that the old man's face suddenly swollen, and his face was stunned. He stretched out his hand to rub his eyes, but found that it was just his illusion, but the next second, the old man's belly
The crash became louder all of a sudden, and the clothes were bursting out.
The old man stepped out.
Feel refreshed!
The aura of domination overflowed, and in an instant, a suit of well-fitting clothes turned into butterflies, flying in the air.
The naked body of pork ribs was exposed.
Emperor Hu: “…………”
Yuanjue: “…………”
The next second, the pork ribs turned into a ball with a clatter. People around him jumped on their backs, and threw rotten eggs, rotten vegetables and leaves directly at the old man who was scandalous in public. Yuan Jue reacted quickly and directly smashed the gray outside.
The monk's robe was pulled up and wrapped around the old man.
The monk looked at the old man who had gained weight again and was confused:
"Is this snack so effective?"
The old man's mouth twitched.
"What the hell..."
"Wei Yuan!!!!!"
"Fox Cub!!!"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. do you, Nuwa, did you do something again?!!”
With a crash, the old man's right arm swelled like a giant. Yuanjue's forehead twitched, he stepped out and shouted loudly. He performed the Sakyamuni Elephant Throwing Technique and the Buddha's eight-foot-long golden body at the same time. He carried it directly without getting fat.
The old man, who couldn't bear it on his own, stepped forward.
Buddhist Qinggong·Eight Steps to Catch Cicadas!
The body technique has long been extraordinary. The theory of this technique is reaction force. The greater the force, the greater the reaction force and the faster the speed. It is a simple and crude monk style. Yuan feels a throbbing pain in his forehead. He only feels that the old man behind him has not passed.
One breath is heavier in one moment than I know how much.
Finally, he finally broke out of the city.
When they rushed to the mountain forest, Emperor Hu behind him had turned into a giant as big as a small mountain.
Then it was obvious that it was getting bigger. The monk carried the mountain and ran forward. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore. He swayed and, holding back his strength, he slowly put the old man down. When he turned around, he suddenly felt a big pain in his heart.
A feeling of joy.
If this happened in that city, I'm afraid the city lord's palace would collapse with just one drop.
Just by stretching, about a third of the entire city can be destroyed.
Even the formation is useless.
"Old man, why did you mention the head of the guard hall?"
Hu Di was at a loss for words. In order to prevent embarrassment, he had quietly communicated with Wei Yuan before and did not let the monk know about it. Just now, the old man was extremely angry and shouted out instinctively. At this moment, Hu Di, who was completely embarrassed, understood again.
Okay, why is Lao Buzhou unwilling to let his apprentice follow him?
But, is it him?
How big of a deal must this have happened to cause such a big problem?!
At this moment, both Hu Di and Yuan Jue were slightly startled, and suddenly they heard a plain voice that rang directly from the bottom of their hearts. It was far away, boundless, deep and mysterious.
"The poor Taoist was born in the beginning, but now he has attained the Tao."
"We will preach to the common people at the Yuxu Palace in Buzhou Mountain for seven days. Anyone who is destined can come."
!!!
Yuanjue looked heavy.
This reminded him of the Romance of the Gods in the human world and the plot of Hongjun's preaching.
Mr. Hu Di was stunned: "Wait... this is..."
"The top ten peaks, the realm of transcendence?!"
"Holy shit, it's not boy Yuan?! Wait... this Yuxu Palace?"
To be continued...