When talking about memories of youth, probably everyone has memories of past events. Some memories make people smile when they recall them, some are so young that they make people sigh, and some are so red that they feel red when they recall them, and they wish they can drink them all.

And for someone, today is a special day.

He didn't know what he had to do today, once he recalled it, he would be embarrassed to use his head to pound the super dark history on the table, or the beginning of unforgettable sweet memories.

"I like you, please be my girlfriend."

On the rooftop where there were only two people left, under the snooping of friends hiding in the corner, when the young man with red faces shouted out his feelings to the girl, the spring breeze blew the willow leaves, and the whole world was filled with the smell of youth.

"Okay, I've actually liked you for a long time."

If the girl sweetly agreed to the boy's confession and the situation was so developed, I'm afraid everyone would know that this was a sweet and greasy youth comedy.

Unfortunately, most of the time, memories of youth are always mixed with sweet and sour, and 90% of the development will not be so smooth.

"...I'm sorry, actually, I already have someone I like."

This is probably the development of the realism, although the plot is tortuous after all.

But as long as our male protagonist continues to work hard, there will always be a turning point.

But sometimes...

"Baby, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much do you have assets? How much does it cost per year? What kind of college is enough to go to? What kind of work is expected to do? Let me know first, if you have less than one million in annual income, get rid of it."

Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also a pain in the hearts of countless adult men, but it is not too miserable.

At least, there is still a chance to struggle, and no one of the following makes people desperate.

"Sorry, I like girls."

This...it's too difficult. If this girl is not planning to reject you with this excuse, it's better to give up directly.

"Haha, actually, I am your mom/dad/sister/brother."

This is even more confusing. If this guy is not a Star Wars system that has been watched too much or is a Korean drama deeply poisoned, if what she said is true... before going for blood ties, would it be better to take him to see the psychiatric department first?

"Sorry, I only like the 2D. I have no interest in the 3D orangutan with leg hair and chest hair!"

This is more desperate. Of course, for a small number of compatriots with special living habits, such otakus is becoming more and more anticipated... But in fact, if otakus is based on the two-dimensional standard, the requirements for appearance are actually very high, and otakus are even more tragic.

But sometimes, the only difference between reality and novels is that the story requires logic, but reality is completely unnecessary!

"I like you, please be my girlfriend."

"Sorry, I am a vampire. My family says I can't interact with humans. Although you are only semi-human, you are also from the third dimension. I only like the second dimension and have no interest in the third dimension orangutan with leg hair and chest hair! I like the cute second dimension girls the most! And, I already have someone I like!"

Sorry, I really don't know how to deal with this scene at this time. It's better to start complaining about too much...

"Smile, just smile... Is this different from the tragedies above?! Just bring all the tragedies together? How far must a person fail to make all the tragedies together? And what does vampires mean? Is this really a real-world high school? Return me the scientific worldview of ordinary people!"

In the classroom, even though the extremely failed confession had passed, Rorschach's serial complaints still echoed in the classroom.

This roar of anger made him meet this young man again after two weeks of new friends.

Rorschach, L. Heloise, has a strange name, and looks younger than his actual age.

He only celebrated his sixteenth birthday not long ago and now says that people believe him at the age of ten. People often say that his blonde face is very cute, well, he is born with a baby face.

He weighs less than 50 KG and is about 1.5 meters tall. Considering that one-quarter of the mixed-race child is Mu Ling, this height is already worthy of pride.

Mu Ling is a minority race from the Ashe world. This strange race is somewhat similar to the elves in fairy tales. Even adult individuals are as tender as young children.

As a mixed-race child, Rorschach did not gain any other advantages from the source of his bloodline. Instead, because of his overly young appearance, he once had a dark history that could not be looked back on. In fact, this confession is not the darkest...

"I will feel pressured when I am with you. I can tolerate being treated as a sibling and being treated as a mother and son... Last month, Asha was called an aunt when she just bought something with you. I really can't accept it."

My peers look as old as my mother... What can I do? I am also desperate.

"I checked Mu Ling's lifespan and growth cycle. I can tolerate my lover being younger than me, but if I become an old woman, you have not entered puberty yet, married old virgins or something, it's terrible."

This is probably the most serious and what Roxham doesn't know how to answer... Could he take off his pants in the street and shout that you can see my super hairy elephant? I'm afraid the police will educate this little gangster and teach him what public order and good customs are.

Although he encountered many walls, considering that the foreseeable fierce competition within the clan has been deterred by the fact that Rorschach decided to work hard for life's events, but...

"Sorry, although your confession based on marriage touched me very much, I have always regarded you as a younger brother/little cute/pet/little sucker..."

Cuteness cannot be used as a meal, and the choice of a lifelong companion cannot only be based on appearance. Most girls’ answers are so sad.

Wait, is there something strange infiltrated? What the hell is Xiaoshou? Is there something wrong with that "pet"? The sister is smiling so dangerously. Is it better to call the police directly?

Although Rorschach's appearance is a little special, his inner self is actually no different from other teenagers on earth. He likes exercise but hates excessive sweating, likes games and hates study and exams... He also has a history without a girlfriend equals age.

If you insist on finding something extraordinary, it is your natural hybrid talent, which makes Roxa's motor nerves very good, and you can become the main force in the sports meet without much exercise.

"Ah, I really want to go home."

Rorschach also wanted to ask himself why he, an ordinary earthling (inner), came to other planets, entered this great era of universe full of fantasy creatures, and became an alien studying in the Ashe Star Domain.

Ashe, like the Earth, is a franchise of the Watch Agreement. Both sides are considered to have trade ally relationships, but they are not fundamentally taking the same path.

"As a middle school student who believes in materialism, it is impossible to understand magic or something."

Yes, Ashe, is a magical world.

No, to be precise, it should be a world based on magical civilization.

Ordinary Earthlings will also encounter a long adaptation period of high magic. Rorschach's alien bloodlines that he complained countless times in the past made him feel like a fish in water and his health got better and better.

However, as an alien and a native, the values ​​of total disagreement are all different, and it has caused many jokes.

"Really, my life plan was completely disrupted."

Originally, Rorschach had already planned his life track.

Go to school, study hard, find a bad university to learn a craft that can make money, find a job that is easy and has no future, continue your hobbies while working, and wait until the nagging of relatives and friends, and then find a wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly to marry.

Then when I was middle-aged, I pushed my affairs to the young young man who entered the industry, wandered around as a salary thief until the year of retirement, and then passed away in the complaints of his children saying "How come I'm not alive yet?". If I could cheat the tears of the death to the point, it would be even more perfect. As for the divine things in the family business...

"Isn't it all over to my sister who likes these things? Compared to my mediocre eldest son, I have adapted to that crazy and incomprehensible magical world in all aspects."

But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and all his expectations and life goals were broken.

"Dear brother.

If you see this letter, I'm afraid I'm dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, please go to Ashe's First Star Knights Academy and pursue the girl named Isabel. By the way, little Iba is a 2D dead house, remember to give it to his preferences.

Luo Li.h. Heloise.

Yes, on Rorschach's 16th birthday, the birthday gift he received was not something that made people happy, but the news of his twin sister's death and suicide note.
Chapter completed!