Sitting in a small restaurant, Shi Lei asked for ten kilograms of crayfish in anger. In fact, the best season for eating crayfish is now over. The crayfish meat is not so full. However, every time Shi Lei eats one, it feels like a scepter of revenge, and the soup is flowing.
In a blink of an eye, a pile of lobster shells appeared in front of him. Shi Lei finally felt a little pleasure of revenge, or, in fact, he had finally returned his soul until now and was no longer surrounded by the fear brought by unnatural mysterious forces.
Seeing that there were still a lot of lobsters left, Shi Lei finally woke up and realized a very serious problem.
I ordered so many lobsters and drank two bottles of beer, but no matter how hard I tried, I was afraid I would not be able to finish the remaining crayfish alone. With so much left, that damn scepter would not regard this part of the wasted crayfish as non-number expenses, right? If that is...
Shi Lei quickly calculated how much the remaining crayfish is worth. It seems that there are still six or seven kilograms. He ordered high-quality crayfish, 68 per kilogram, which can cost at least four hundred yuan. Compared to the 20,000 yuan quota, it is only 2% but even one ten thousandth is not enough. If it is erased at that time, it happens to be a key part...
No, Shi Lei hasn't tasted a woman's taste, so he must never become a... a person without the following, commonly known as a eunuch.
Even without caring about his greasy hands, Shi Lei called his buddy in the same dormitory.
It was about one o'clock in the evening. The three guys went home on the weekend and even called two, but no one answered. There was no doubt that these two people were turned off and Jingyin could not hear it.
Only the last one is left.
Zhang Wei, you must answer the phone. If you don’t answer, your brother will be dead.
The phone rang three times, and Zhang Wei answered impatiently: "I have something to say and fart, I'm going to copy it!"
Thankfully, this guy is not sleeping yet. His home is not far from the school. He is a guy who is very enthusiastic about eating. Not to mention the copy, Shi Lei simply suspects that even if this guy is lying on a girl, he will hear crayfish eating, and a large amount of crayfish. Unlimited crayfish will definitely "get out" immediately and come quickly.
"I'm eating crayfish, do you want to have some?" Shi Lei said slowly.
Zhang Wei became more impatient: "You are willing to eat crayfish too? Crayfish is not cheap now. You don't have a few claws left to make me cough, right? You are too lazy to tell you more, I'm dead... Master, Master, you're so fucking me back soon..."
Shi Lei was anxious, afraid that the other party would hang up the phone, so he shouted at his cell phone: "Now there are countless crayfish piled up in front of me, and I can't control the beer. At the Moonlight Restaurant at the school gate, if you can't see your person within fifteen minutes, I'll throw the crayfish into the garbage dump!"
"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei hesitated obviously.
Shi Lei hung up the phone without saying a word.
Before Zhang thought for a long time, a roar came from the side: "Damn, that warrior, you should hurry up and use your ultimate move to push me up. I'm so quick! Mage, add blood!"
The mouse in his hand was slapped on the table, and Zhang Wei cursed angrily: "Xiao Shitou, if you lied to me, if you don't let me eat enough crayfish tonight, I will make you turn into crayfish tomorrow!" After that, the veteran foodie resolutely left the Internet cafe and headed straight to the Moonlight Restaurant at the entrance of the school.
It didn't take fifteen minutes at all. Just eight minutes later, Zhang Wei's figure appeared in front of Shi Lei.
"My brother is amazing, what does your new hairstyle mean?"
Zhang Wei's thunderous voice rang in Shi Lei's ears. Shi Lei had already gotten used to it. He pretended to be cool and touched his bald head and said, "Cheer!"
"Look cool, your sister, how many months have passed? I think you are heartburnful? Damn, you ordered so many crayfish, don't you plan to pass after being stimulated? You also shaved your head and stone. Tell me, are you suffering from some terminal illness and are you chemotherapy?"
Shi Lei picked up a crayfish and slammed it directly on Zhang Wei's face. Of course, Zhang Wei would not really think he was terminally ill. Shi Lei pointed to the stool opposite and said lightly: "Sit." Looking at Zhang Wei sitting down, Shi Lei said again: "Eat."
"You kid aren't sick, are you? Why are you jumping out word by word?"
Shi Lei raised his wine glass and said, "Drink!"
Zhang Wei's nose was twitching, smelling the scent of crayfish, and he could no longer care about why Shi Lei was so strange. He picked up a bottle of beer, tilted his neck and drank half a bottle, then rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards the lobster. Looking at his eating behavior, he wanted to bury himself in the lobster pile.
With Zhang Wei, the big eater, the remaining lobsters were no problem at all. Shi Lei was considerate and ordered two more pounds. Zhang Wei's eyes were so excited that he even called Shi Lei very much.
"Damn it, I haven't eaten it so much for a long time!" Zhang Wei finished the last lobster, sucked his fingers reluctantly, picked up the bottle, and drank the remaining beer.
"You guys honestly, have you won the lottery?"
Shi Lei's nostrils were facing the sky and said disdainfully: "I told you a long time ago that I am a low-key rich second generation, but you don't believe it!"
"Oh, my brother is so amazing, you are the rich second generation with virtue? Then isn't I Obama's illegitimate son in China?"
Shi Lei shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible!"
Zhang Wei asked stupidly: "Why?"
"Because Obama is a black man!"
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then cursed: "Damn!" and replied to Shi Lei's middle finger.
It was so late, so it was naturally inconvenient for them to go home, so they went back to the dormitory with their arms around each other.
When they arrived at the door of the dormitory, Zhang didn't think about it. The two of them had a meal of crayfish and a box of beer. They ate Shi Lei for nearly 1,000 yuan. This was obviously abnormal. Who wouldn't know that Shi Lei's monthly living expenses were only 1,000 yuan? Even if they had a tutoring job occasionally, it would only cost a few hundred yuan a month, and it was impossible to treat him so boldly.
The dormitory door opened, Zhang Wei hesitated and turned around and looked at Shi Lei seriously, which scared Shi Lei.
"What are you going to do? Although I invited you a crayfish, you don't have to agree with me. My brother likes women! A beautiful woman with long legs, thin waist and big breasts!"
Zhang Wei ignored Shi Lei's stinky poverty and asked hesitantly: "Shitou, aren't you really a rich second generation, right?"
Shi Lei's nostrils were facing the sky, he snorted, and walked into the dormitory arrogantly.
When Zhang Wei saw his virtue, he shook his head and cursed: "Male Gobi, how could this kid be a rich second generation? I'm also blind." After that, he rushed to his bed, too lazy to take off his clothes, so he covered himself with a quilt and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.
Shi Lei sat by the bed. He didn't really digest everything he had encountered this week. He just forgot these for a while, but now, there was no other sound in the dormitory except Zhang Wei's snoring, and everything was revealed in his mind.
Momoly downloaded an APP for accounting books on his mobile phone, and Shi Lei honestly recorded the amount of payment he had just eaten crayfish.
In any case, from now on, try to distinguish as much as possible which money can be included in the quota and which money cannot be included in the quota. Although this is not that reliable, it is better than doing nothing at all.
It cost more than 800 yuan, but there are still more than 19,100 yuan left. I will buy clothes tomorrow.
Oh, no, go buy a fashion magazine first and find out which brands of clothes are more expensive!
Chapter completed!