858 Another New Year's Thirty
"What? What! What?!......" Ling Han was in the passenger seat, although his delicate body was shaken violently, he still did not forget to cover his eyes with his hands and asked constantly like a machine gun.
"Gudong!"
Lin Jun looked at the "woman" in front of him and swallowed.
"What the hell is it? Is he here? You're leaving!" Ling Han shouted with a crying voice, covering his eyes.
"Don't fucking arguing, I didn't scare him to death, I'm almost scaring you to death!" Lin Jun replied irritably, then gritted the bullet and picked up his cell phone, pushed open the car door, and walked towards the woman.
"You're back! Are you sick? Why are you getting out of the car?" Ling Han heard the sound of opening the door, and immediately took down his little hand covering his eyes and shouted at Lin Jun's back.
"…!" Lin Jun ignored her, but walked forward a few steps, then took a photo of the woman with the light of her phone, and felt a cool breeze coming from behind.
Just then, a sound of chanting scriptures came from the car!
Lin Jun was startled again when he heard the sound, and then looked at Ling Han speechlessly!
I saw her using her mobile phone to hold the Great Compassion Mantra, closed her eyes and shouted with her mouth broken: "Amitabha, Amitabha..."
"Stop talking... A new grave has not been burned out!" Lin Jun wiped his forehead and sweated coldly, and shouted in the car with his eyes squinted.
"Really?" Ling Han asked with his big eyes blinking.
"If it were fake, he would have come over to chat with you!" Lin Jun replied softly, then he felt his ass look down from the car, and frowned and said, "Fuck, this is something!"
"What's wrong?" Ling Han asked while stepping on the tilted passenger seat and stretching his neck.
"The chassis is broken and the engine oil is flowing out!" Lin Jun replied a little angry.
"...Then drive it out, hurry up and repair it!" Ling Han continued unhappily: "Why are you staying here?"
"You have some common sense?! If the engine oil is exposed, can it still be turned on? If the first-class is gone, the engine will definitely be tiled!" Lin Jun replied in a collapse.
"What kind of driving skills are you?" Ling Han immediately accused and scolded.
"Stop talking about it. If it weren't for you, a god, would I have fallen into the ditch?!"
“…What should I do?!”
"There must be still oil now. I will lift the car up and straighten it! Then call for road rescue!" Lin Jun stood up straight and stepped into the car.
"You can go farther and let's not disturb others' rest..." Ling Han still looked at the grave circle around him in a creepy manner.
"That's no trick! If we really don't drive far, we can only play mahjong with them for a night's worth!" Lin Jun tried to start the car, then set up the reverse gear, stepped on the accelerator and picked up the car out.
"……Amitabha!"
"You've kept that slap in your mind. If you don't listen, I'm fine. When you hear it, you'll get a cunning!" Lin Jun's head hurts when he hears the Great Compassion Curse on the phone.
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Twenty minutes later, Lin Jun slowly drove the car out of the grave circle area and parked on the edge of a big field. At this time, he got out of the car and glanced at the chassis again. He saw that the engine oil was almost gone, but this was not a good thing, because the engine oil must have flowed out and could not be driven.
Once the engine oil is gone, the car will stop the engine and stop the engine from running, and then the air conditioner will be gone, so the car temperature will drop rapidly.
"...It's too cold. When will the road rescue come?" Ling Han asked Lin Jun.
"Today's New Year, Oh, this matter is a bit troublesome!" Lin Jun looked at the phone and shook his head in anger. Then he called the Honda 4S store first, but the other party told Lin Jun that the company had been on holiday and that the road rescue could not be sent out. There was no driver and the car was in Curry.
It was already late at night, and the temperature in the car was getting lower and lower. Lin Jun rubbed his palms and called the police directly with the phone. Then he could only wait for rescue.
"How long will it take to come?" Ling Han asked when he saw him hung up the phone.
"It should be very fast, but it's not accurate during the Chinese New Year!" Lin Jun looked at Ling Han and sighed: "Wait!"
"What should we do if we don't come overnight?" Ling Han asked curled up in the co-pilot.
"That's a trick. No, I can only sleep with you all night, the two of them are warm!"
"Get out of here, I would rather die than obey..." Ling Han replied immediately.
"Okay, then you'd rather die than obey here!" Lin Jun nodded and pushed the door and got out of the car.
"What are you doing?! I won't take you like this! I will leave if I don't succeed..." Ling Han shouted with his neck pulling.
"Stop shouting, I'll think of some way for you!" Lin Jun responded, then stepped over the snow pit on the side of the road.
Ling Han didn't dare to stay in the car any longer, so he followed him down!
"Don't follow me, snow comes into my shoes, I will freeze your feet in a while!" Lin Jun waved his hand, then walked in the snow with big steps.
In the cold winter of the twelfth lunar month, the wind blew on his face like a knife. Lin Jun shrank his neck and walked forty or fifty meters away, and then he started to rush in the wilderness.
Ling Han stood by the roadside and could see Lin Jun's blurry back all the time, and felt very at ease.
After more than twenty minutes, Lin Jun walked back in his coat, wrapped a lot of flammable items such as wood roots, corn roots, tree branches, etc.
"Crash!"
Lin Jun threw the things he picked up on the road, wearing only a thin velvet coat on his upper body!
"Are you stupid?! Are you not cold?" Ling Han frowned and cursed.
"I'm fine all night, but aren't you afraid that you will freeze to death? I'm really careless, how can I go with you all the way!" Lin Jun said regretfully.
Ling Han blinked and looked at Lin Jun, pursed his lips, and said nothing!
Lin Jun moved frankly, his body got into the car, removed all four fabric seat covers, and then connected them with five yogurt straws, inserted them into the fuel tank and sucked up three bottles of gasoline!
The car seat cushions were piled on the ground, and although the picked-up tree branches, wood roots and other items were frozen and there were snowflakes and ice chips on the surface, Lin Jun still put them on the seat cushions.
"Crazy!"
Lin Jun poured a bottle of gasoline on the debris, then stopped the lighter and threw it in.
"boom!"
The bottom cushion was dipped in the fire, and it started to bake debris that were also dipped in gasoline. After another five minutes, the debris melted and flames began to rise.
"Where did you learn it?" Ling Han asked in surprise.
"... Do you still need to learn this?! Do you understand common sense?! You are losing your education!" Lin Jun smiled and sarcastic, then said, "You can bake for a while, you will feel at ease when you see the light!"
Ling Han did not refute this time, but squatted on the ground and got into the bonfire.
Lin Jun filled a can with cans of mineral water, then put it on the branches, and roasted it on the fire for seven or eight minutes. After the water became hot, he handed it to Ling Han and said, "The can is too thin and not too hot. You can make do with it and warm your body!"
“…!”
Ling Han calmed down at this moment. He held his chin and looked at Lin Jun with his eyes obsessed with his eyes. He suddenly felt that he was in the snow and ice, with no village in front and no shop in the back. It seemed that the experience of not being as bad as he imagined, because from the beginning to the end, Lin Jun slowly got everything done!
This is a special feeling, an alternative sense of security!
It will make women who have always been emotional feel at ease!
"Dingling!"
At this moment, the phone in Lin Jun’s hand rang.
"Hello?!"
"What are you doing?" A woman's voice rang.
"Haha, I'll tell you, you won't believe it!" Lin Jun smiled immediately when he heard the other party's voice.
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Chapter completed!