860 Not as good as beasts?
The next day, it was around 4 a.m.
When it was just dawn, Ling Han heard the sound of someone talking outside the car in a daze. Then he opened his eyes and saw that the traffic police team had arrived.
"...The chassis is exposed?" The external employee of the traffic police team's road rescue was looked at the chassis of the car and said to Lin Jun.
"Well, it's in the ditch, and the engine oil is leaking." Lin Jun nodded and said in a thin sweater.
"...Why did you get into the ditch?" the man in work clothes asked in confusion.
"The road is slippery!" Lin Jun did not explain much.
The staff glanced at Ling Han who came out of the car with a single dog's eyes, nodded and said with a smile: "It's rich in experience!"
"Haha!" Lin Jun asked with a smile, "What's wrong with it?"
"Drag it back!"
"How much does it cost?" Lin Jun opened his wallet and asked.
"Let's talk about it when you go back, it's calculated by kilometers!"
"Good!" Lin Jun nodded and responded.
"Brush!" Ling Han put Lin Jun's clothes on his body again on Lin Jun's shoulders, and then asked, "Are you not sleeping?"
"The fire is extinguished, I won't freeze you to death!" Lin Jun yawned, stretched out his hand and twisted the clear snot that flowed out, and then swung his hand vulgarly.
Ling Han blinked and handed Lin Jun a pack of tissues with a smile on his lips.
...
Twenty minutes later.
The Honda Crv was pulled onto the trailer board, while Lin Jun and Ling Han were sitting in the Crv car and looked at each other.
"Hey, buddy, do you think we have experienced life and death hardships?" Ling Han occasionally felt something and asked emotionally.
"You have to eat everything, and you have three coats covered with you. Someone specially cooked the fire for you. You are lying on the back seat of the car... No, tell me, what life and death hardships have I experienced with you?" Lin Jun asked speechlessly.
"...Fuck! Without me, you will be desperate! That little paper man alone can scare you."
"Yeah, I must thank you. I let me stay by the side of the road during the Chinese New Year!"
"You're welcome!"
"...Fuck!" Lin Jun was sweating wildly in smoke.
The two of them were bickering and following the car and then returned to the county, a repair shop.
"...It is easy to get dangerous when driving in winter! Yesterday, thanks to your phone signal, you still had mobile phone signals, otherwise you would not be in the village or the shop behind you, and you would be stunned if something happened." The staff member said to Lin Jun.
"Sorry, I'm causing trouble. I'll make you trouble during the Chinese New Year!" Lin Jun said apologetically.
"Oh, it's work!" The tow driver smiled, opened his mouth and held the receipt and said, "I'll pay the fee and we'll leave!"
"How much?!"
"One thousand two!" The trailer driver calculated the number of kilometers he had returned, opened his mouth and continued, "There is no way, the location is inaccurate, we have looked for you and took some detour!"
"Okay, it's okay!" Lin Jun took out the cash from his wallet, then ordered a thousand two and handed it to the tow truck driver.
Five minutes later, the road rescuer issued a receipt for Lin Jun and drove away.
"I'm hungry..." Ling Han said carelessly to Lin Jun: "They are repairing the car, please treat me to a meal!"
“…I just feel like I owe you.”
"Don't bb, do you care about money when you flirt with girls?!" Ling Han rolled his eyes.
"The problem is that I don't want to flirt with you!"
"...Get out, hurry up, sister wants to eat dumplings!"
After chatting, the two left their car at the repair shop, then took a taxi, and found a restaurant to have a belated dumpling.
...
After eating and drinking, Ling Han knew that Dasha Jun was exhausted, so he suggested that he rest in this place temporarily. After a long time of taxi, the two of them found a guesthouse in a hotel that was not very good. Because the county town is small and the two of them are very tired, they were not picky, and it would be fine if they had land to live in.
The guesthouse where the two went was divided into two areas, with two floors next to the roadside, but there were no guest rooms and it was a hotel. The three-story building behind the second floor was the guest room area.
Since it was the New Year, there were basically no tourists in the guesthouse, so Lin Jun did not find a bloody excuse for the two to live in a room together, so he could only pay for two rooms.
After returning to the house, Lin Jun didn't sleep all night last night and had his coat covered Ling Han, so he felt very cold and kept sneezing!
"Crash!"
Walking into the bathroom, Lin Jun tried the water temperature with his hand, then took off his clothes and charged the phone while charging it, and then stood under the spray head and took a hot shower.
After washing up, Lin Jun felt much more comfortable. He wore shorts and a bath towel, and went back to the room and lay on the bed.
"Dingling!"
As soon as the person sat down, the phone rang. Lin Jun glanced at the caller ID, answered it and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"
"What are you doing?" Xinyu's voice was inexplicably filled with a smell of slutty.
"...It's in the guesthouse, I'm about to go to bed!" Lin Jun replied in a blink of an eye.
"Who are you?" Xinyu asked again.
"...Original!" Lin Jun thought for a while and simply replied.
"Are you really yourself?" Xinyu asked again with a smile.
"And Huang Xiaotong! Why, come here, let's have fun together!" Lin Jun replied irritably.
"I always thought you were a serious person, but I didn't expect you to be so sexy! I got things done quietly." Xin Yu said swearingly.
"... Are you okay?" Lin Jun continued to ask with a little disgusted face.
"I tell you, don't take a walk with others, and finally you're not as good as a beast! Brother, you have to go to the table!" Xinyu instructed.
"...I'm just in the guesthouse myself, who am I going to?" Lin Jun replied speechlessly, then hung up the phone directly.
...
The other end is Phuket.
Xinyu stretched his neck and said, "I won't tell the truth about this, they must have gone together!"
"...What does it have to do with you?" Huang Xiaotong lying on the lounge chair and replied speechlessly.
"Cough cough!" Xinyu coughed, then took out a small square packaging bag from his pocket, stretched his neck and asked softly: "Hey, Tongtong, I bought breakfast this morning, and took a box of condoms when I was making changes. Please help me see, is this color good-looking?"
"...Isn't you wearing this size big?!" Huang Xiaotong asked after holding it in for a long time.
"You are awesome! Remember Huang Xiaotong, if I don't kill you within a year, Li Yingji will be fucked if she gives birth to a baby!" Xinyu said viciously.
"...get out!" Huang Xiaotong waved her hand and cursed.
...
After Lin Jun finished calling with Xinyu, he wanted to lie on the bed and sleep, but after the phone was turned on, the ringtone almost never stopped. Erbin, Zhong Zhenbei, Rongfu employees, forest farm employees, and other friends and relationships began to call one by one to greet New Year. Lin Jun could only grit his teeth and keep answering. Because in the Northeast, it was all about New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year. It was polite to make a call and say a few greetings.
Moreover, as the end of the year, some relationships cannot be solved by just a few greetings on the phone. Therefore, Lin Jun ordered the senior management of Rongfu in Yanshi to start buying gifts from the company to approve money, and visit relative important friends' homes and walk around.
After such a toss and troubles, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon. The sky outside began to dark again, and the sound of firecrackers almost rang out.
After dealing with the matter at hand, Lin Jun sat on the bed and sent two red envelopes from the WeChat group, and accidentally saw Ling Han posting a picture on his Moments!
This picture is a photo of the pretense used by women in the circle of friends. It takes two overlapping long legs and is accompanied by a set of text.
"On the way home, I met a fool who walked with me... Halfway through, the car broke down and the legs were swollen... I really wanted to be a horse and kill a chicken!"
Lin Jun took a look at the photo and muttered: "Sexuality is dark, seduced! No more running away..."
A minute later, the old monk Lin Jun urgently wore flat-legged shorts, pushed open the door with sweat on his forehead, then took a step forward and headed straight for Ling Han's room.
...
Chapter completed!