Three idiots(1/2)
The next second, a scream exploded in Ye Wuque's ears.
"Spit!"
There were sounds of flapping wings in the air, and the red eyes were getting closer and closer to Ye Wuque. The thing was getting closer to Ye Wuque, but Ye Wuque had no idea what it was!
Why don’t that black cat come out when it’s here?
Grandma's legs!
"ah!"
Screams came one after another in Ye Wuque's ear, like a scream, or like a ghost cry that broke out from a person's throat.
Your grandma's legs are so good that she can turn on the lights to let Ye Wuque see clearly what it is.
Ye Wuque turned over and shrank his injured hind leg, ready to run away, but then he suddenly remembered that he was running around on the table and just fell into a mess!
Ye Wuque couldn't see clearly at all now, and didn't know what was around him.
Fortunately, when the pill went down, at least the broken leg of Ye Wuque stopped hurting.
“Cruff!”
A slight sound came from afar, and Ye Wuque was stunned, the fire light!
It is indeed the only ray of light in the dark world, it is simply heaven!
But as soon as the fire came, Ye Wuque immediately saw clearly what was flying in the sky, because Ye Wuque turned his head and saw the black thing pounced towards Ye Wuque's face!
"call out!"
At that moment, Ye Wuque almost called out.
Bat! Bats with car wheels as big as bats! Bats with red eyes, grandma’s legs!
Just when Ye Wuque felt that Ye Wuque was about to burp, the light suddenly came out and dragged something out. As soon as he opened his mouth, a scarlet tongue flew out immediately. The tongue was at least two or three meters long, like an arrow feather, and it slammed the bat that flew in front of him and then drooped down and pulled Ye Wuque's neck!
Damn, roller coaster!
As soon as the tongue shrank, Ye Wuque was pulled away!
While in the air, Ye Wuque finally saw it clearly.
It was just now that it opened a very small door, like a dog hole, with candlelight flashing inside, very faint.
However, when he was pulled by the tongue and was about to fly to the door, Ye Wuque suddenly realized a problem.
That hole is too small! Ye Wuque can't get in!
"puff!"
Ye Wuque fell to the ground, then
Ye Wuque went in.
But it was just the head, the hole was too small, just enough for Ye Wuque's head to be stuffed in, and then Ye Wuque's body was stuck outside.
Ye Wuque turned his head and saw what was pulling Ye Wuque into. It was a toad, so fat that it sank on the ground like a pile of soft mud.
To add, it is a golden toad, a bit like a statue that attracts wealth, but Ye Wuque looks like he is stupid.
Honey~
The toad opened its mouth and wrapped around Ye Wuque's tongue and immediately took it back and returned to its mouth.
"Hello, I'm Erpang."
The toad opened his mouth, tilted his head, and looked at Ye Wuque and said without any expression.
However, Ye Wuque guessed that there was too much flesh on his face, and Ye Wuque could not tell even if he had an expression.
"Hello, I'm Dameng!"
Then Ye Wuque felt something patting Ye Wuque's head. No, he patted Ye Wuque's ear. Ye Wuque felt Ye Wuque's ears bounced a few times, and Ye Wuque immediately turned his head angrily. Who dared to tease Ye Wuque's ears! Stand out, Ye Wuque will definitely not beat you to death!
As soon as he turned his head, a rabbit-like thing appeared in Ye Wuque's sight. It was silver-gray and chubby, not as fat as the toad named Erpang. Its chubby looked very cute.
"Wow, your ears are more fun than Ye Wuque's ears. Ye Wuque has always despised Ye Wuque's ears are too small!"
The rabbit-like thing immediately looked heartbroken, and his short claws kept wiping his face.
Ye Wuque raised his eyes and glanced at the thing's ears. They were as thin as cicada's wings, a little transparent and oval. Although they were a little smaller than rabbits, they didn't seem to be particularly small!
It's a chinchilla!
Ye Wuque suddenly remembered that such cute creatures, with short arms and short legs, were the chinchillas that thousands of girls liked!
"Hello!"
Another sound came from Ye Wuque's left. When Ye Wuque turned his head, he immediately saw a yellow squirrel holding a black chestnut and looking at Ye Wuque with a stupid look on his face.
"I'm the three fools."
The squirrel glanced at the chinchilla called Dameng, and seemed a little shy. He didn't know how to say hello to Ye Wuque. Suddenly, he looked down at the chestnut in his own hand, and immediately raised the chestnut and smashed it at Ye Wuque's head.
"Dong!"
There was a loud noise in Ye Wuque's mind, and the huge vibration almost fainted. If Ye Wuque hadn't been outside, Ye Wuque would have slapped the bastard away with one claw!
Grandma's legs, that chestnut is actually iron!
I don’t know why that squirrel has so much strength, but it almost smashed Ye Wuque into a concussion!
Then Ye Wuque realized a problem, it turned out that this squirrel was really stupid
"Three fools, what are you doing!"
When the chinchilla named Da Meng saw that the squirrel called Sansha actually hit Ye Wuque with iron chestnuts, she suddenly became anxious. She stretched out her short claws and touched Ye Wuque's head, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Sansha was hit on the head by a truck of chestnuts when she went to steal chestnuts. But it likes to eat chestnuts so much that Ye Wuque and others made him an iron chestnut and let it hold it every day."
Ye Wuque
Ye Wuque was speechless after hearing this sentence.
"You are here to take refuge too, are you? Ye Wuque and the other three are permanent residents here, and I'm very happy to know you."
Dameng seems to be the spokesperson for the three of them, probably because the remaining two are not enough brain capacity.
"Yeah, yeah, hello."
Ye Wuque responded awkwardly, and at this moment, Ye Wuque felt a pain behind Ye Wuque's back, and only then did Ye Wuque remember that the bat outside was still there!
But that kind of pain was not because Ye Wuque was injured. It seemed that the bats tried to catch Ye Wuque and pull Ye Wuque out. As a result, Ye Wuque was fatter. Well, Ye Wuque was unwilling to admit this fact. However, their claws were too small, so they couldn't hold Ye Wuque, so they could only pull off a cube of Ye Wuque's hair.
"Well, you don't mind joining Ye Wuque and others, do you? Ye Wuque and others have three people here, big cute and fat and three stupid. If you join Ye Wuque and others, you will be the fourth one, so Ye Wuque and others will also give you a name."
After saying that, Dameng turned his head and glanced at the so-called toad and the squirrel who only cared about the chestnuts in his arms, and asked, "What do you think is the name of it?"
Ye Wuque suddenly had a premonition that the names of Da Meng, the two fat and the three fools were all chosen by Da Meng alone.
Because it seems that the toad and squirrel will not be able to name the name at all!
"Well, since you are like this, then you'll decide."
Da Meng turned her head and looked at Ye Wuque: "You are called Si Damn."
Ye Wuque was stunned and frowned immediately. Do you want such an ugly name?
But Ye Wuque had no time to think about this question next, because Ye Wuque felt the bats biting Ye Wuque's tail!
"That, Da Meng, can we discuss something? They are biting my tail."
"No, you have to promise me first and use the name Four Stupid."
Da Meng looked at Ye Wuque with a serious look and said very seriously.
Ye Wuque spent about half an hour arguing with Dameng about the ownership of the name Sisha, and finally accepted the name helplessly.
Because Ye Wuque felt that the hair on Ye Wuque's tail was all pulled bald.
As expected by Ye Wuque, when Dameng pushed Ye Wuque out, Ye Wuque could no longer find a hair on his tail.
However, as soon as those three guys came out, the bats dared not act rashly.
That's it, Ye Wuque barely read it, it was a weird night.
The next morning, Ye Wuque left the nightmare-like place without looking back.
Now Ye Wuque also understood why this place is safe. It will definitely take a minute to put ordinary people here.
What's more, Zhao Dameng's meaning is that there are many guards here, but Ye Wuque doesn't know.
Anyway, Ye Wuque never wants to come again in this refuge.
After leaving this place, Ye Wuque ran directly to Xingyuan Road and went to the massage parlor to find Li Mei.
After one night, I don’t know how Li Mei was doing. I’m afraid Li Mei will be more difficult to spend this night than Ye Wuque.
Ye Wuque dared not enter the store, so Ye Wuque looked in a window and glanced at it for a few times, but didn't see Li Mei. After waiting for a long time, he heard from the mouths of several hair salon girls that Li Mei had not come to the store today.
Thinking about it, Li Mei became like that yesterday, so she definitely couldn't come today and didn't dare to come.
So Ye Wuque left immediately and ran all the way to where Li Mei lived. When Ye Wuque left, Ye Wuque was shocked.
The door of the house was open, and Ye Wuque rushed in quickly and found that the things inside were all messy and there were many daily necessities, but Li Mei just disappeared!
To be continued...