Chapter 2: The Puff (Five)

Irritability, disgust, and even hatred, in an instant, all kinds of dark emotions swelled up from Ning Xiaofei's chest, making him wish he could jump down from the tree immediately and slash the head of the flying goatee.

As for why these dark emotions arose, he was also very surprised. He opened his mouth and bite a leaf slowly and vigorously chewed it for a while before he could barely suppress the impulse from his heart. He avoided being discovered by people under the tree and chopped into meat paste by random knives.

"What's wrong with me today?" When the bitterness irritated his tongue, his mindset completely returned to peace. He bent his back, which was already covered in sweat, and asked himself. "Why do I hate these people so much? What does it have to do with me?"

As a result, many questions came, but he could not find any answer. Whether he was a bandit in the White Horse Temple in Wagang Mountain or a Taoist priest in Yunfeng Temple, he had never had any conflicts with local tyrants. As for the second prince Shi Yanbao, if he was indeed the second prince of the previous dynasty, it would be even more impossible to have contact with these people.

The royal family has its own royal etiquette. Even if they ride out for a horse, there will be a brigade of guards around the prince. No ordinary people, whether they are local geniuses or officials who are honored, are allowed to approach, so as not to disturb the prince's elegant pleasures!

Just when he was puzzled, a series of noisy horse hooves suddenly sounded on the official road. Then, four tall horses arrived together. On the back, two pairs of generals wearing heavy armor shouted loudly, "Who is gathering here to make trouble? Are there no king's law in your eyes? Those who know the image will disperse quickly to avoid rushing to the lord of the governor, and you will be allowed to do it with the military law!"

After saying that, four thick palms pressed the handle of the knife, raised their chests and pulled their backs, and were powerful without anger.

Unfortunately, this trick can scare ordinary people, but it will not have any effect on the goatee and other knowledgeable heroes and local geniuses. Boss Liu frowned slightly, and immediately two generals wearing bright light armor rushed out of the line with guns. In a blink of an eye, they rushed to the front of the heavy armored generals half a foot, and suddenly took a horse head and shouted loudly: "Fuck, don't be foolish! My master Liu just led the villagers to pass by outside the city, so why did it become a gathering? Go back and find someone who speaks people. If you talk a little longer, don't blame the master for being rude to you!"

"This, this..." The figures of the four heavily armored generals suddenly fell halfway. Qiqi Aiai muttered for a long time before one of them squeezed out a complete sentence from his teeth, "Don't, stop making trouble. Mr. Zhu, Mr. Wei, you two talk to Master Liu to give him some face. Now that the new military governor takes office, my governor is also burned in a difficult situation. Otherwise, you can disperse the team a little first and hide the long weapons. When my governor and the regiment trainee arrive, both sides will have a headache!"

"Bad, I said Zhang Dutou, you won't forget which well water you grew up with, right?" The general called Zhu, curled his lips and spitted stars everywhere. "My owner gave face to the governor, did the governor give face to the governor? You guys patted your breasts and thought about it. When did the villages in Sulunan cause trouble for your governor? Why can't your governor look at me being gentle, just use me as a soft persimmon!"

"What can that be? How can it be? Isn't this special? My governor also knows that the villagers are very righteous. Yes, the court has just changed its emperor, so we have to deal with some new atmosphere." The general surnamed Zhang hunched his back and kept bowing like a pug with a broken back. "Two, two brothers, please tell Mr. Liu a message, just say, "My adults will have a supplementary report in the future!" (Note 1)

"Two brothers, please tell me a message. It's not easy for us!" The other three generals also shook their tails and begged for mercy. Although they were only a few feet away from the goatee, they couldn't muster up the courage to negotiate directly with the other party. They just begged the two generals to report on their behalf.

It’s not a pity that they are embarrassed. In the entire Luzhou, from the governor, the regiment commander, to the military, commander, and the head of the army. Who has not received any benefits from the local gentry and the local gentry? After careful calculation, they receive more than three times the actual salary of the imperial court. Most of the generals and schoolmen at all levels in the regiment training team are from surrounding villages and fortresses. If they accidentally offend Liu, the leader of the local genius, the "regard" provided by the season will be immediately cut off. They themselves and their families will be in danger of their lives.

However, no matter how they surrendered to the little ones, Zhu and Wei were reluctant to let go. The four of them begged and asked again and again, and they had no choice but to turn their mounts and go back to report to their boss. A moment later, there was another messy sound of horse hooves, but the four joiners and the highest officers of the local army, Luzhou regiment training envoy Fang Zheng, came over in person. From a distance, he bowed to the goatee, "Oh, I thought it was a god passing by. It turned out to be Master Liu, Master Yin, Master Xue... Oh, there is Master Xu Si. Why did you, the old birthday star, have been alarmed in the past few days, and I have been thinking about coming to pay my birthday to you. Oh, I killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you!

"I dare not be a ritual for you, Fang Datuan. I am afraid I can't bear it!" A few low responses quickly sounded on a four-person slide rod not far behind the goatee. He was hoarse and powerless, just like a zombie who had been dead for many years suddenly returned to his soul.

The generals of Zhuang Ding's family, riding on the horse, immediately separated a road and slowly carried the slide rod to the entire team. Until now, Ning Xiaofei, who was hiding on the tree canopy, suddenly discovered that there was such an old fox hidden behind Boss Liu and others.

I saw this man trembling and trembling. He raised an arm and gestured at the Luzhou Tuan Zheng with his fingers. It seemed that he might die at any time, but he just refused to return to the west. "I said, "I'm a mistress, you are the old people in our families who grew up with their own eyes. Although they have become officials of the court, they can't help some bastards to force the villagers to death! These clay figures must be of rustic nature. If the villagers are forced into trouble and cause some trouble, can you, a big group of coaches, be able to get promoted?"

"That's! That's! The Fourth Master, you are right. I understand these principles!" Fang Zheng, the group trainer, lowered his head like a grandson, raised his dry palm and kept wiping his sweat. "I will turn around and go to your place, carry the thorns and apologize for the crime. Please always do a favor and let everyone spread the team apart. Then, the spear and crossbow bow will be cleaned up. This, since the Tang Dynasty, it has been banned from being long and short, and the crossbow can't help banning. Although, although there are not so many things to pay attention to now, but after all, the rules are still there, and it is easy to be picked out by people!"

"Pick it up casually, no matter how bones there are in the eggs, if there is one, his hands will still be covered with blood!" Mr. Xu Si, a white-bearded, stretched his neck, seven were dissatisfied with eight. "There are so many bandits in the four places, and you don't dare to take care of them. You are so embarrassed to let us not use long weapons and crossbows? You ask him to come and tell me in person, see if I will spit on him in the face!"

"Of course, you have been a prefect. Of course you are qualified to teach the younger generation a lesson. Yes, but isn't this giving each other a face? You are proud of yourself, just treat me as a kind of help, and please do me a kind of help. In the future, during festivals, I will definitely visit you and never dare to miss it in a false way!" The group training agent Fang Zheng was so scared that he hid back and continued to raise his hands and ask for help.

Seeing that his attitude was quite filial, Mr. Xu Si curled his neck and thought for a moment, and agreed with a sneer, "Okay, I'll give you some face. We will only give you this one time, so I won't be the case. Liu, let the children put their spears at their feet first. The crossbows were also hidden behind them. As for the team, the road was facing the sky, so how could people not leave? Whoever thought we were annoying, who came to tell me personally!"

"Yes!" The goatee bowed and turned to send someone to convey the order. Soon, there was a swearing sound in the team. The generals and Zhuang Dings, while putting down their weapons, were swearing, as if they had just suffered some great humiliation.

After hearing this, Fang Zheng, the group training envoy, had more oil and sweat on his forehead. However, he did not dare to make other "excessive" requests. He gritted his teeth and exchanged a few more greetings with Master Xu Si, instigating his mount to go back to find the governor Wang to angrily repel his orders.

After he and the four generals went back and forth, time was wasted quickly, and the distance between the large troops of both sides was quickly shortened when they were not noticed. After almost half a moment, the local regiment training army finally arrived. With more than 300 steps, they suppressed their positions and began to sort out their formations in a mess, one by one, like flies that lost their heads.

As a senior official, the governor Wang Nu certainly had to be somewhat flirtatious and could not come forward to greet the local geniuses in person. However, he did not dare to put on the presumptuous manners. After tidying up his appearance, he immediately sent his chief Liu Yuan over and pretended to ask everyone why they gathered together and blocked the official road.

The Fourth Master Zhu, Boss Liu, Boss Yin, and others were determined to give Chang Si a warning. Therefore, no matter how Liu Yuanzhi asked, he said that he had passed by outside Luzhou City and had no malice towards the place. He also said very generously that they would send people to compensate the crops that were broken along the way after they returned, and they would definitely not let the landlord lose all their harvest.

The governor of Luzhou, Wang Nu, had actually been in contact with Zhu Siye and others for a long time, and knew that they would make some noises to demonstrate to the governor Chang Si in the near future. But they didn't expect that the noises caused by the other party would be so great. Seeing that the road was already done, they simply gave up their plan to be a peacemaker and shrank their hands into the sleeves of the official robe, waiting to see Chang Siru calm the anger of the local sages.

Anyway, as the governor, he needs qualifications and connections. Even if he can't continue working in Luzhou, he can change to a wealthier place and continue to guard the gangsters for the emperor. He always thinks that if he cannot comfort the surging "people's sentiment" in time, he may be the end of the journey. It won't take long to roll the bed and return to his hometown!

It didn't take him long. Just when Liu Yuan directly repeated the pre-prepared opera lyrics for the third time, the governor of Zelu, Chang Si, finally arrived with five hundred confidants. After he arrived, he was not polite and directly sent Han Chongyun and Yang Guangyi to the front of the team.

"What's going on?!" Chang Si was stooling, and the mount under her crotch was fat and her ears were full. Each person and horse stood in the middle of the official road panting, like two meat balls stacked up and down.

Seeing that the image of the governor was so unbearable, the local geniuses became more and more arrogant. Before the governor Wang Nu and the Tuanlian envoy Fang Zheng were on behalf of Chen Qing, they opened their voices and shouted in a mess: "We are going to fight enemies and pass by here! I accidentally disturbed the governor. Please forgive me and forgive me!"

"The Yangjiazhai on the other side of the Fejiling Mountains owed us food and refused to pay it back. I had to go and ask for it. Please forgive me for any offense!"

"Passing by, passing by. Sir, you can rest in the city, don't worry about the matters outside!"

"Go to fight enemies, go to fight enemies! Don't fight enemies, don't have a memory!"

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"Working enemies is an armed fight?" Chang Si was slightly stunned at first, then turned his head to the regiment commander Fang Zheng, with a suspicion on his face, "Then I say, what are you, the regiment commander, who is doing? You don't send troops to suppress the armed fights of tens of thousands of villagers immediately? Do you have to wait until the people die and the bodies are everywhere, and then rush over and help the other side?"

"The general dared not!" Fang Zheng, a team trainer, immediately had a cold war in his heart, and an unknown premonition quickly covered his head. "The general also persuaded him kindly, but the group was excited, and the general could not stop him."

"Can't stop it! Hahahaha, hahahahahahahahahaha-!" As if hearing the funnyest joke in life, the governor Chang Si raised his head and laughed wildly. "Can't stop it, hahahahahaha, you also have the face to say that you are a regiment training envoy? Military officers of the court? Are these people under your command all clay sculptures? Or are the weapons they hold are all made of paper?"

"They, they, they are all locals!" He was clearly facing a fat fat man with a fat heart, but Fang Zheng felt like a mountain was pressing down from the air towards him. He took several steps back and barely stood firm and murmured, "Besides, the villagers did not make any big mistakes! They are all from the villagers, brothers, brothers, and brothers, so I feel embarrassed to do it, and take ruthless actions!"

In the last sentence, he almost gritted his teeth and dared to say it was complete. While closing his mouth, he immediately lowered his head and did not dare to meet Chang Si's gaze. In his ups and downs, he cursed the eighth generation of the governor Wang's anger, "You are a short king who has been missing for eight lifetimes! Three inches of Ding! Why did I offend you? I actually dug such a big pit for me to jump? You said Chang Si is already a toothless tiger. Have you ever seen such a toothless tiger? He doesn't have to touch his mouth at all. He stretches his claws at all, and he will have to slap your muscles and break your bones!"

"Okay, it's all the villagers in the countryside, I'm sorry to do it. I believe this!" The governor Chang Si suddenly put away his smile, thrust his body on the horse's back, and he was so angry that he fell into the mountains. "You can't do it, I can do it. Brothers, raise your weapons!"

"No!" Han Chongyun, Yang Guangyi and others responded in unison with the five hundred brothers behind them. The momentum was not grand, but it swept across the military formation opposite like a strong wind, sweeping the local geniuses, family generals, and village chiefs, all of them stood up.

"Put down your weapons, get off your horse and be bound, otherwise you will die!" The next moment, Chang Si's eyes turned to the goatee-bearded boss Liu. In his fat right hand, there was a caltrop bone that was raised straight up, pointing to the faces of all the generals and Zhuang Dings from afar. "I count three numbers, one--!"

Boss Liu, Master Zhu Si and others did not expect that Chang Si would come over and turn against him without even saying anything to him. He would not expect that Chang Si would take the initiative to provoke nearly ten thousand village heads with only five hundred cavalrymen. Suddenly, all the sharp rhetoric prepared in advance were no longer used. Several sets of pre-conceived combat plans were all left empty. They stared at small eyes one by one, and in a short time, they were at a loss.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Master Jiedu!" The governor Wang Nu, who was worthy of the local parents. Seeing that the local geniuses were about to be caught off guard, he quickly opened his throat and rushed towards Chang Si.

He had to find a way to stop Chang Si, at least, he had to stop the latter for a moment, and give the local geniuses and their minions time to pick up the long weapons again. Otherwise, five hundred cavalrymen rode their horses and rushed towards them, Zhuang Ding, who was facing them, would collapse immediately. When the two armies were fighting, the most feared thing was that this kind of local collapse happened. Once it happened, it would inevitably be like a snowball, rolling bigger and bigger, until it was completely impossible to deal with it!

"Pan!" answered him with a loud slap.

Before he could get close to Chang Si, Han Chongyun had already slapped him and flew the official hat on his head into the air. Immediately afterwards, Yang Guangyi, who was already prepared, also leaned over and rushed down the official road with Han Chongyun, one left and one right, and two horses with the governor, rushing down the official road. The third finger of Chang Si's left hand was bent down and counted. He clamped his mount hard, and like a rolling rock, "rumbling" to crush the opposite side.

"Boom", "Boom", "Boom" Nearly five hundred cavalry followed closely, with spears like forests and swords like snow, without any hesitation.
Chapter completed!