"When I broke out and defeated the hateful orc Bullhead King, I watched my lover, Fairy Zixia, be swallowed up in the sea of ​​fire, I burst into tears, and then suddenly woke up from my dream... I realized that it turned out that all this was just a dream..."

Heinx was almost vomiting blood. When he heard this, he shouted in vain: "What? A dream?! Pavilion, you have been talking about it for a long time, and it turns out... it's just a dream?"

"Yes." Chen Daolin had an innocent expression on his face: "It's just a dream."

Heinx held back a mouthful of old blood that had already hit his throat and had a dark face: "I wonder, what does this... this dream, dream... have to do with the goddess' will?"

Chen Daolin touched his chin, thought for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Ah! It doesn't seem to matter, well, I remembered it wrong. Well, this is just a dream."

Heinx asked himself that his temper was already very good, and his cultivation and scheming had already reached a certain level. After hearing this, he almost wanted to jump up and slap the "God Envoy" in front of him with a palm to death.

Chen Daolin coughed with a stern expression and said in a deep voice: "What I'm talking about next is the key point!"

When Heinx heard this, he quickly listened.

"...One day, I was holding an axe, yes, it was an axe. I was the leader of the Axe Gang, nicknamed Supreme Treasure! I said in the previous paragraph. Well, I went out to work with the axe. When I walked to a river, the axe accidentally fell into the river. I was so anxious! I decided to take off my clothes and jump out of the river to catch my axe. Just as I was untied, a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in the river with a magical light..."

Heinx immediately felt shocked: Could it be that the goddess appeared?!

"This woman with light all over her body appeared on the river and asked me what I was going to do. I said my axe fell into the river. The mysterious woman shook her hand and a sterling silver axe appeared in her hand. She smiled and asked me: "Is this the axe you dropped?" Pope, I am the most honest! I never tell a lie in my life! Oh, by the way, in addition to the nickname "Supreme Treasure", I also have a nickname called "Is the iron-toothed gold not to be replaced, honest and reliable little husband"! It can be seen that I usually have so many people.

So honest! I immediately said, 'This is not my axe!', the woman was very happy, and then took out a pure gold axe and asked me: 'Is this yours?', Alas, His Majesty, I said, I am the most honest person, not my thing, I never take it! So I still shook my head. Finally, the beautiful sister took out another axe. When I saw that it was made of broken iron, it was my hand! I told her that this is mine!

This beautiful sister was very happy and said: You are an honest and reliable child. As a reward, I will give you all three axes!"

Heinx frowned: "This matter..."

"Later, the beautiful sister told me that she had something to ask me to help her, but before that, I had to take the postgraduate entrance examination first."

Heinx was moved: "Goddess? Is it the goddess you see?! My God! Lord Darling, have you ever seen the goddess with your own eyes?! The goddess has even spoken to you in person?"

"Oh! Your Majesty, don't worry! Listen to me!" Chen Daolin sighed: "I was very unhappy at that time! A person like me has the best character! He has firm moral integrity and correct values. Such words are specifically used to describe people like me!! What else does it take to test people like me? This is simply an insult! But the beautiful sister said that it is not enough to test me once, and it will take another test..."

"Another...again test?" The muscles in the corners of the pope's eyes began to tremble.

"Well... by the way, I just mentioned how old I was? Oh, yes, 18. This is the first test I encountered. A year later, I was nineteen. According to the traditional customs of our place, I left my hometown to study. I wore a student's robe and a bag. I left my hometown. I walked and walked, walked and walked. Many days later, I came to a very beautiful lake. The lake is called West Lake. There is a bridge on this West Lake, and the bridge is called Broken Bridge. That day happened to be three.

In the month, I walked on the broken bridge on West Lake to see the scenery. As the saying goes, "The beautiful scenery of West Lake, March...". As I walked, I suddenly saw a beautiful woman wearing a white skirt walking towards me. She was wearing white clothes and floating in front of me like white clouds. This beautiful woman suddenly stopped me and said to me, she and I have a marriage in my previous life... Well, you don't understand what marriage in my previous life is? Well, simply put, she owed me a favor in her previous life and wanted to repay me in this life.

Well, I remember that the beauty in white pulled my sleeve and pointed to a quick hotel by the West Lake. Well, it was a small hotel. She said to me, "Boss, no, brother, it's not right! Let me think about it, right, that's what she said, she said, "Young Master, I have a marriage with you in the past! As long as you give me 500 gold coins, let's go to the quick hotel by the lake and end the marriage!"

But who is my brother Daling? My nickname is Supreme Treasure! My nickname is Iron-Tooth Gold, I am honest and reliable! I have another nickname that I didn’t tell you, it’s the incarnation of righteousness and justice! How can I do this?! I refuted her verbally! As a good woman, how can I do such a thing! What is the conscience? Where is the shame!! I pointed to a church by the lake, well, that church is called "Jinshan Temple". I told the woman to hurry up and reflect on this Jinshan Temple, wake up well, and avenge her sins! Let Pastor Fahai in Jinshan Temple wash her sins well!

Finally, this beautiful woman in white was moved by me, and she was extremely ashamed! At this moment, she suddenly turned into a flying place and flew into the air. When I saw it, hey! Isn’t this the beautiful sister who gave me three axes a year ago? She said, ‘Very good, this is my second test for you. You are very satisfied with me, but this is not enough. We will continue to test you next!’”

Hearing this, the expression on Heinx's face almost burst into tears: "And, it's going to be a test?"

"That's natural! The more tests you have, the more sincere your heart!" Chen Daolin was righteous: "How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? The more tests you have, the more important my task is!"

After a pause, Chen Daolin continued: "The third test was when I was rushing to go. One night, I stayed in a deserted church. The church was called 'Lanruo Temple'. Oh, by the way, I also met a warrior with great martial arts skills, named... Chixia? Yan! When I stayed that night, I suddenly saw a beautiful woman in white clothes appearing in Lanruo Temple. She said to me, "I have a marriage with me in my past life... Uh, right? I remembered it wrong. That was the previous paragraph! Well, let me think about it... Oh, right! I remembered it, that beautiful woman said to me, her name is Xiaoqian..."

In the next half hour, His Majesty Heinx, the Pope of the Temple of Light, listened to the alien version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" mentioned by Chen Daolin. Chen Daolin said it so much that he flew. At the end, His Majesty, the Pope, had already looked like a human face...

"Finally, it was dawn, and I buried the poor Xiaoqian. Just as I was about to leave, in the air, the beautiful sister who gave me an axe suddenly appeared again. She said, "Very good, you passed my test again!"

Before Chen Daolin finished speaking, Heinx was already crazy. He roared angrily: "Did she say: But such a test is not enough, and you have to continue testing you!"

Chen Daolin had a surprised expression and widened his innocent eyes: "Huh? His Majesty the Pope, how did you know? Did you be there at that time?"

Even though his Majesty Heinx, who is well-educated and patient, almost cursed and sweared: "Darling...how many tests have you experienced? Just tell me!"

Chen Daolin looked serious: "There is a saying in our hometown, the so-called 9981 difficulties! I have experienced 9981 tests in total! Well, listen to me for the fourth time... The fourth time was when I came to a school where I went to study, which only recruited boys, but I found that a male classmate in the same dormitory with me always glared at me... Oh, by the way, this classmate's name is also very strange, called Yingtai? Zhu!..."

Another half an hour later...

"...In the fifth test, I left the academy that made me sad. During my trip, I walked into a mountain called Zhongnan Mountain and met a group of robbers! A group of pagans! They chased me, and I escaped into the back mountain and came to an ancient tomb. There was a kind-hearted beautiful woman in the ancient tomb who liked to wear white clothes and her name was very strange, called the Dragon Girl..."

Bang!!

I heard a crisp sound!

The Pope's eyes were already red and his fingers were like hooks. He broke off a hard rock from the stone platform in front of him!

"Huh? His Majesty the Pope? What's wrong with you? Why are your face red? Huh? Why are you black again? I haven't talked about the sixth test yet... I later joined a martial arts museum to learn martial arts. I have a new nickname in the school, called Xiao Yan! It turned out that I was very good at martial arts, but after a serious illness, my martial arts suddenly declined. As a result, a beautiful female student who was originally accused of me, named Yan'er Nalan. This cruel woman abandoned me. At that time, I swear to her angrily: 30 years, Hexi, thirty years, Hedong, don't bully the young man poor... Huh? His Majesty, why did you vomit blood? Oh! After saying that, why did you spit a mouthful?"

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(I haven't written a spoof for a long time... Try to have my pen strength regressed and I haven't O(∩_∩)O, fortunately, I feel that my skills are still there~)
Chapter completed!