Chapter 35 Mission Completed!
Ren Wu went back to read the group news. After more than ten seconds, she rubbed her fluffy hair into a mess and felt complicated.
"It's really Su Cheng."
Unbelievable, Ren Wu had not yet recovered from her shock at this moment, and she could never have imagined that a seemingly joking word would become a reality.
"Is he crazy? How could he give me so much money? Does he... like me?"
Before he knew it, Ren Wu threw the problem to this point.
After calming down, he ignored the wailing and envy of the guys in the group. Ren Wu quickly sent a message to Su Cheng: "Rogue, did you really reward that Golden Alliance?"
When Su Cheng saw this, he rolled his eyes: "It's not me, is it Chen Xuan's little face?"
Ren Wu: "Why do you think of giving me so much money? It's actually unnecessary."
Su Cheng: "Why is there no need? Didn't you talk about one alliance and one joke? The current Golden Alliance is enough for you to write a hundred jokes. Hurry up, I'll want it tonight."
Ren Wu thought Su Cheng was hiding it, and for a moment, a look of laughter and crying appeared on her pretty face.
She thought for a while and replied: "Su Cheng, I don't plan to talk to friends in high school, so..."
What's the meaning?
Su Cheng smiled heartlessly. The narcissistic loli girl Ren Wu thought she gave her tens of millions of yuan to catch her and chase her?
Girl, some routines are too deep and you can't understand them, so don't think too much about it.
"Squad leader, I'm not laughing at you. You are small and short, with no breasts or butts. If I like you, I might as well like Youlily. Really, I didn't belittle you, just tell the truth."
Don’t this girl Ren Wu like to go against him? Su Cheng was scolded by her a lot last week. Now she has found a chance to fight back. If she doesn’t make a shot, Su Cheng feels that she has degenerated into a primitive man.
This message made Ren Wu's heart, which was originally beating, stop for a while, and the smile on her eyebrows completely disappeared.
While gritting her teeth, she replied angrily: "Su Cheng, you are dead, you are dead!"
But Su Cheng didn't care and was angry, that's fine, "I'll say whether I'm dead or not. I quickly wrote those hundred jokes, original, remember, they must be original."
"I don't write about it when you think beautifully. Also, I have no breasts or butts, explain it to me clearly." Ren Wu said angrily.
The figure is not short, it is petite.
Don’t have breasts? Is it still developing well?
No butt? No, I touched it, it was obviously very elastic.
"You want to bet on the debt? That's not OK. If you don't count the words you said before, just wait and kneel on the keyboard in front of all the teachers and students in the school." Su Cheng laughed.
H jokes, H jokes, H girls, Ren Wu pouted and angrily patted the desktop.
However, after looking at the backstage, she felt a little relieved when she saw the reward of 100,000 yuan.
Although her family is endless, she is not very rich and powerful. The pocket money her parents give her every month is similar to that of other classmates.
Writing novels is purely a hobby. With full attendance every month, she can get less than 2,000 yuan.
After deducting the 100,000 yuan reward from Su Cheng, she can get 45,000 yuan after deducting the share and taxes.
Forty-five thousand is equivalent to her income for two years of writing books.
To be honest, putting aside Su Cheng's teasing, he is actually quite good. Ren Wu thought of this in her heart.
"You want H jokes, right? As expected, I'll send them to you right away." After thinking about it, Ren Wu said.
"Oh, there is still inventory? I can't tell, you are a female driver, squad leader." Su Cheng said.
After a while, Ren Wu sent a few jokes.
Su Cheng immediately took a look:
【A certain MM got off the taxi, and the driver suddenly stuck his head out the window and shouted at the MM: "Miss, you look like a chicken!"
The MM turned her head and cursed, "You are like a duck!" Then the taxi left...
Then the MM chased the car and shouted: "Master, my camera~~I look like a chicken~~]
[A gentleman was walking naked in the morning and met a lady. The woman asked: Are you afraid of affecting the appearance of the city? The man said: Don’t be afraid, the air is good in the morning, so walk the birds.
The woman immediately took off her clothes, and the man asked: Why? The woman said: Hang the bird cage and catch a bird to play with]
【A beautiful girl accidentally hangs a torn swimsuit when she ran into the swimming pool, and the boys stared at her when they saw this...
At this time, the beautiful girl walked along the edge of the pond and found something strange. She grabbed a sign to cover the key parts...
The boys laughed! The beautiful MM found it strange, but later found that the sign said "For men" and changed it quickly.
But when she changed her face, the men laughed louder. It turned out... the sign said "Two meters deep here"!]
"It's interesting." Su Cheng laughed after reading it. It was dirty enough, but after looking at the task status, he frowned, "It's not finished yet? Could it be that she wrote it herself?"
As soon as he thought of this, Su Cheng curled his lips. Ren Wu used online jokes to deceive him and should have spanked him.
"Squad leader, what I want is original, not online, don't be perfunctory, can you please?" Su Cheng sent a message with an angry expression.
Ren Wu looked at it, her face turned slightly red, and said, "If I write it now, how could I write a hundred paragraphs for you in one night?"
Su Cheng said: "How about this, forget about one hundred paragraphs. Just write one paragraph. You must be original, otherwise you can just wait and kneel on the keyboard."
"A part? That's about the same."
Ren Wu muttered, and then replied: "Okay, then wait for me for half an hour."
Time began to pass, and half an hour later, Ren Wu sent a message.
After seeing it, Su Cheng looked strange.
"666, the squad leader can't tell it. He is usually pure and pure, and he is even better than an old driver. He kneels down!" Su Cheng teased.
[Congratulations to the host for completing the task and obtaining 5 task points. Currently, there are 10 tasks in total. Please continue to work hard]
I don’t know if Ren Wu saw Su Cheng’s words or if he really didn’t see them.
Since she didn't reply, Su Cheng turned off the computer and covered her head to sleep after teasing her for a few words.
When he arrived at school the next day, Su Cheng became the focus of Class 3 and 4 of high school.
"I am Xiao Yancheng" was the news of Su Cheng that spread like wildfire, making Su Cheng become a famous celebrity in the class for a while.
After all, there are so many remarks about the local tyrants on the Internet. They are spending millions of dollars on Huajiao, and they are specializing in spoofing female anchors. Such a local tyrant with bad taste is very eye-catching.
"Su Cheng, you won the lottery, is it so rich?" Liu Zixiang asked Su Cheng curiously.
Zhao Lin interrupted: "He won't buy lottery tickets at all. I honestly tell you, Chengzi, you won't steal it, what, the money at home, right?"
Su Cheng glared and gave Zhao Lin a fierce finger. The latter was in pain and screamed. Su Cheng said speechlessly: "You two are out of stock, why don't you say that I was kept by a rich woman?"
Yang Kai ran over and smiled: "Su Cheng, I think what you said is 80% of what is the rich woman? Are she beautiful? Is she good to live?"
Su Cheng thrust his face and waved his hand and said, "You're asking for a beating, right? You're itchy and want to find a thrust?"
"I'm just kidding, stingy." Yang Kai said with a smile on his face.
They are all acquaintances and have studied Teacher Cang together. Su Cheng naturally doesn't care about their words, but then again, he suddenly became a figure in the class, and Su Cheng was still a little uncomfortable.
Li Hui, the little cow sitting in the front row of Su Cheng, turned her head and asked strangely: "Su Cheng, did you really give Ren Wu 100,000 yuan last night? So rich?"
Before Su Cheng could speak, Yang Kai took the lead and said: "It's second best to have money. Didn't Su Cheng ask the squad leader to write H jokes last night? Su Cheng, did you write it in the end?"
"Rogue!" Li Hui looked ashamed, spat, turned her head and said nothing.
Zhao Lin also became interested and urged: "Yes, did you write it last night? What did you write?"
Su Cheng smiled, "Want to know?"
"Think about it, say it quickly."
"No problem, I'll tell you about the money if you want to know one thousand yuan. "Su Cheng spread his hands and asked for money.
"It's boring."
"Damn it, Makoto, you are too unrighteous, are you?"
"That's it, I'll treat you as a brother in vain."
Su Cheng smiled and said, "Get out of here, don't play the emotional card for me. My brothers have to settle the score clearly, either get the money or get out of here."
Zhao Lin and others looked at Su Cheng with contempt, "Let's go, this guy is not righteous."
"Can you still have fun together?"
"It's boring!"
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Chapter completed!