Chapter 1 I'm a little drill wind
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, patrol the south and north. The king asked me to patrol the mountains, carefully lifting Sun Wukong. The king asked me to patrol the mountains, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah ~~~" A little demon, carrying a "ling" flag, hung a bell around his waist, and knocking a chuck in his hand, walked from north to south, humming and sang as he walked.
After singing several times, the little demon suddenly sighed, threw the flag on his shoulder aside, threw the clapper in his hand to the side, leaning on the tree next to him weakly, sighing endlessly. He still muttered: There is no computer, no Internet, no beauty, and he has become a monster, I'll go, your mother...
Not far away, a fly buzzed and kept flying. Looking at the little demon who was sighing, his eyes turned. Seeing that the little demon couldn't get up for a long time, the fly suddenly flew into the grass. He turned around and suddenly turned into a monster similar to the little demon. He also carried the flag, hung a bell around his waist, and held a buzz in his hand, and walked towards the little demon.
When he saw the little demon, the changed little demon shouted loudly. "Hey, you lazy guy, the king asked you to patrol the mountain, but you are lazy and sloppy here. Be careful that I will report the king and punish you for your sins." The changed little demon shouted. The little demon leaning on the tree was suddenly startled and stood up instinctively. But when he saw the little demon who looked similar to himself, he was stunned at first, then seemed a little ecstatic, but also a little panicked. His expression changed, like the weather in June, with uncertain clouds and sunshine.
"Hey, I'm telling you to speak, why don't you answer, you lazy guy?" The changed little demon pointed at the original little demon and scolded him. At the same time, his eyes kept turning.
"I...I..." The little demon couldn't answer. However, he didn't answer in his mouth, but his heart seemed transparent. The little demon who looked similar to him in front of him should be the Monkey King Sun Wukong.
God, I really traveled to "Journey to the West". The little demon screamed in his heart.
Who is this little demon? He is a college student from a 211 university in the 21st century. He has just entered the university he has dreamed of. He originally thought that the university would be a beautiful place, with beautiful women and picturesque scenery, and a sacred place for romance and love. Here, you can pursue the purest love.
The result is bullshit! The luxury cars coming and going from school every day picked up one goddess after another. Sun Ling, who is poor and has no background, can only turn his tenderness into unyielding fighting spirit and squander in online games. The game that Sun Ling usually plays the most often is not 'DOTA'. "LOLI", but a domestic 2D game "Fantasy Westward Journey".
Why did you choose to play this? First, there are many beauties in this game, second, the picture is easy, and the computer configuration is not high. Third, with the help of his lot of free time, Sun Ling can still earn some living expenses through this game.
Of course, in addition to games, Sun Ling also likes to read Chinese mythological novels. Especially since he played "Fantasy Westward Journey", he is also particularly passionate about "Journey to the West". He keeps watching "Journey to the West" while playing games. Although he can't say he memorizes it, he basically knows all the big and small things that Sun Wukong has encountered.
As a result, on a night of thunder and rain, suddenly a strong wind blew open the window frame that had been ruined, and the rain rushed in like beans. Sun Ling just leaned against the window, and then all the bean-like raindrops hit him, and the second-hand laptop that he bought for 1,300 yuan. At this moment, the laptop was out of power and was plugged in with the power supply and charged.
Then, Sun Ling felt a numbness all over and lost consciousness. When he woke up again, the school was no longer a school, and he was no longer him. He actually traveled to "Journey to the West" and turned into a mountain patrol demon in "Liucao Ridge", named Xiao Zunfeng.
The little demon of patrolling the mountain in the "Liucao Ridge" was almost crying after learning about his new identity. If it weren't for the fact that there were monsters around him, he would have to cry. You said that if you were to travel through such a good thing, it would be a blessing for you to encounter it. Especially when you traveled to "Journey to the West", the Monkey King Sun Wukong was his idol. However, he traveled through time and became a little demon, and he was the most insignificant mountain in the "Liucao Ridge".
You know, there are 48,000 little monsters in this "Liucao Ridge", which is just the most insignificant among them. Looking at so many monsters and monsters every day, Sun Ling will be frightened every time he wakes up in the morning. There is no way, these monsters are too terrifying and really unbearable. After Sun Ling finally got used to the world where the monsters are like monsters and monsters that opened their eyes, but he was worried again.
Why are you worried? It’s very simple. This ‘Liucam Ridge’ is the only way for Tang Monk and his disciples to get the West. According to the novel, here, Sun Wukong fought with the three monsters of the ‘Liucam Ridge’, and 48,000 little monsters were killed or injured. Especially his mountain patrol demon, if he meets Sun Wukong, he will be beaten to death by a stick of the impatient monkey.
Thinking of the possibility that Sun Ling would not be anxious when he thought that he might be beaten to death by Sun Wukong. You said, after all, our surname is Sun. Maybe it was a family five hundred years ago. If we traveled to "Journey to the West", we would eventually be beaten to death by Sun Wukong. Is that wrong?
So, Sun Ling was worried all day long, what should he do if he met Sun Wukong? As a result, today, I really met someone.
Looking at the eyes of Sun Wukong who had changed even after the change, he could still see the thunder duke's mouth and the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, Sun Ling wanted to cry. If he was beaten to death, it would be unfair.
"Ha, you little demon, don't you answer or not? If you don't answer, I will report to the king!" The little demon that changed, Sun Wukong, was also anxious there.
He changed to find out the situation of the "Liucao Ridge". Taibai Jinxing told him that the monsters here are powerful, so he came to find out in advance. As a result, he met a little demon patrolling the mountain, but the little demon seemed to be stupid. Seeing that he was crying and laughing, Sun Wukong was very upset. If he hadn't thought of what Taibai Jinxing said, he really wanted to kill the little demon with a stick.
Sun Ling was also awakened by Sun Wukong's scolding. He seemed to be awakened suddenly. He was so confused that he was afraid of wolves in front and tigers in the back. What are you doing? When you traveled in and became this little demon of "Liu Camel Ridge". That was a fact and could not be changed.
Since I can't change, I must think carefully about how to survive in this "Journey to the West World" and learn a magic trick, doing things like flying clouds and fog, subduing demons and eliminating demons. Maybe I can marry a fairy as my wife in the future. And if I become an immortal, my life span will last forever. Maybe I may be able to live for thousands of years, and see if I will still have myself, Sun Ling, in the 21st century.
Thinking of this, Sun Ling's mind became active. In this "Journey to the West", the only thing he could rely on was his familiarity with this "Journey to the West". This "Liucao Ridge" is the 61st difficulty, and there are still twenty difficulties behind it. Perhaps he can make a profit by relying on his understanding of this plot.
After all, I am just a little demon and have no magic power. If I want to survive in this world where monsters and monsters are rampant, I have to get one or two self-defense magic weapons on my body.
For example, the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" of the three kings of the "Liu Camel Ridge", is a good treasure. The Yin and Yang Qi Bottle is the guardian treasure of the Great Pluto Golden Wing Bird. It is a treasure of the Yin and Yang Qi Bottle. It contains seven treasures and eight trigrams, twenty-four qi, and thirty-six people. It can only be lifted according to the number of Tiangang. This treasure can be used to pretend to be a person. If people are in it, if they don't speak, the bottle will be extremely cool. Once they speak, fire will burn, and turn into pus and blood for a moment. It is extremely powerful. Even Sun Wukong cannot escape when he enters. If it weren't for the three golden retrievers given by Guanyin, I'm afraid the Great Sage of the Monkey King would eventually turn into a pool of pus and blood.
Thinking of this, Sun Ling felt moved. However, this golden-winged bird is not easy to mess with. This golden-winged bird is the uncle of the Buddha Tathagata. Once the true body of his Dharma image is spread, his wings will probably be tens of thousands of miles long to cover the sky and the sun. Is it so powerful? The little demon, like himself, may be blown to death in one breath. It is difficult to seize the "yin and yang two qi bottle" from his hands.
I think that only Sun Wukong can help him take away the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" from the hands of the Golden-winged Bird. However, the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" is the magic weapon of the Golden-winged Bird. If it does not die, it will be useless even if it gets it. Otherwise, the Golden-winged Bird would not have put the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" in the cave every day, and never fear that people will steal it. It is because it is its protective magic weapon, and no one can take it away unless it dies.
Compared with the strength of the Great Reincarnation Golden-winged Bird, Sun Wukong should be between the same. However, the Great Reincarnation Golden-winged Bird is fast. If Sun Wukong doesn't notice it, he will have to be held by it. But if Sun Wukong attacks, it will be different. The golden cudgel weighs 13,500 kilograms, and Sun Wukong is also very strong. If he sneaks into the forehead and hits it with one stick, he will definitely kill the Great Reincarnation Golden-winged Bird. Then the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" will be obtained.
But this guy is Tathagata's uncle. If the Buddha of Tathagata knew that it was dead, would he cause trouble for himself? After thinking about it, Sun Ling put aside this worry. The person who killed people was Sun Wukong. Even if Tathagata was angry, he would probably not come to cause trouble for himself. After all, he is just a useless little demon. Such a powerful person as Tathagata should not take him seriously. And that is the Buddha, can't this Buddha to accommodate all things in the world?
However, one thing to consider clearly. Judging from the book, Sun Wukong followed Tang Seng for a long time and was influenced by Tang Seng's mother's character, and became a mother. Moreover, most of the monsters he met were monsters with the master behind him, and most of the Sun Wukong did not dare to kill him. If he didn't kill him, that wouldn't work. He had to think of a move, so that Sun Wukong could kill the golden-winged bird with a stick.
Fortunately, this golden-winged bird of the Great Pluto is not a good monster. He stole the Lion Camel Kingdom from Leiyin Temple and snatched the Lion Camel Kingdom from four hundred miles away, and swallowed it up and down. It can be said that it was like killing people, and there were countless unjust souls in his hands. Sun Wukong was jealous of evil and told him about this matter. He then dealt with it. He thought he would have the chance to kill the Golden-winged bird of the Great Pluto with one stick, get the "Yin and Yang Qi Bottle" and start his "Journey to the West".
These thoughts are long, but when they change their minds, Sun Ling is not panicked after having an idea. However, if you want Sun Wukong to kill the golden-winged bird with one stick, you must win the trust of him. How to win the trust of him is a problem.
This Dasheng Sun is jealous of evil, brave and aggressive, rebellious, joking, lively and optimistic, and attaches importance to commitments.
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Sun Ling silently counted Sun Wukong's personality advantages and disadvantages in his heart.
Chapter completed!