Chapter Fourteen Are You Bai Suzhen?
"Hello, I am a dumb guy and can't speak. If I offend you, I'd like to forgive me!" Sun Ling apologized.
Although the white snake just wanted to bite him to death, he didn't bite him after all. And at this moment he turned into a pink and tender girl. Although he knew it was transformed by a white snake, he also felt a pity. At least, Sun Ling, a college student who was in his twenties, was still very resistant to such a cute little girl. Of course, although Sun Ling was so cute that he was not good, the golden bow and arrow in the air still locked the white snake tightly.
Meng Meng, but Sun Ling won’t be careless about life and death.
"Hmph! This stupid bear actually destroyed the cave where I practiced and almost crushed me to death. What do you think should I calculate?" the little girl said angrily.
Sun Ling was speechless. This stupid bear really causes trouble. The moment he passed on his divine thoughts, he understood the whole story. When Sun Ling went to the Lion Camel Kingdom, the black bear was not idle either. He took out a honeycomb and ate honey beautifully. After that, he was a little tired and wanted to find a place to sleep. He happened to see a snake hole. The snake hole was very cool. On this hot day, the black bear thought about driving the snake inside and crawled in to cool down. Who would have thought that after opening the snake hole, a white snake several feet long and bucket would come out, and it opened its mouth and bit it. If it weren't for the rare black bear's reaction that once, it might have fallen into the snake's belly and turned into a white snake's food.
When Sun Ling heard this, he almost cooked the bear monster directly. Tell me, aren't you asking for a burp? If you hadn't had these two golden hairs, both of you would have to be here today. Thinking of this, Sun Ling glared at the bear monster fiercely. The bear monster knew that it was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to retaliate. He sat aside and stopped saying a word.
"Little girl..." Sun Ling smiled.
"Hey, who is the little girl? I have been practicing for 79 years this year. You are the little girl!" Bai Snake was angry.
Sun Ling was shocked when he heard this. This little girl is so powerful. She has transformed into shape after just 79 years of cultivation. This is so powerful. The black bear next to her was speechless. The two big bears covered their paws and dared not see anyone. It has been practicing for more than 150 years, but it has not transformed into shape yet. She has transformed into shape in just 79 years.
"Hehe, little girl, although you have transformed, my little brother Heifeng has been practicing for more than 150 years. What do you think you are not a little girl?" Sun Ling smiled and pointed at the bear monster with the rabbit claw.
The white snake frowned, glared with aura, and finally had no choice but to accept the fact that she was a little girl. Although she had transformed, she was indeed incomparable to this bear monster in terms of age. And this rabbit is its elder brother, so she naturally became older.
Humph! The white snake groaned.
Sun Ling smiled. Although this white snake is powerful, it is really not very smart and easy to cheat.
"By the way, little girl, how dare you ask about your name?" Sun Ling bowed slightly with his two rabbit claws.
"My name is Bai Suzhen! What about you? Old rabbit, what are your name?" The white snake was obviously still jealous of his cave being demolished by this bear monster, and Sun Ling was suppressed in his seniority, so he was resentful in his words.
When Sun Ling heard this, she fainted! Bai Suzhen! She is Bai Suzhen! That White Snake? Bai Suzhen, who has been practicing for thousands of years and has been suppressed by Leifeng Tower in order to repay his kindness? At this moment, Sun Ling was in chaos. What kind of world is this world? Isn’t this the world of Journey to the West? How could he meet Bai Suzhen?
Brain crashed!
It took a while for Sun Ling to come back to his senses. However, after careful calculation, it was really the case. Bai Suzhen is a thousand-year-old snake spirit. According to the calculations of Xu Xian during the Southern Song Dynasty, Bai Suzhen should have been born in 659 BC. After calculations, this year is not exactly 79 years! In this way, this white snake is really the Bai Suzhen he knew. As for Bai Suzhen, it should have met Xu Xian in Zhanzhou in the southern part of the country, but this is Xiniu Hezhou, which is very geographically different. Sun Ling didn't care about this. He has practiced for more than a thousand years, but could he succeed in practicing hard in one place? It was normal to go to Zhanzhou in the southern part of the country later.
Thinking of this, Sun Ling was moved. Of course, it was not a erotic heart. Although Bai Suzhen was beautiful, it was all for the future. She was still a little girl now. Such a little loli, Sun Ling was not that beastly. The reason why Sun Ling was moved was that Bai Suzhen was powerful. After practicing for a thousand years, she dared to go to the heaven to make trouble. Although she was suppressed by the Queen Mother, her magic power was still very strong. If Fahai had not been protected by the golden bowl, she would not be a match for Bai Suzhen.
Sun Ling would naturally not let go of such a powerful White Snake. If you stop being a stupid bear as a little brother, and if you stop taking over the White Snake, it would be perfect.
"Little girl, you see that your cave has been destroyed and there is no place to go. Why not follow us to Zhanzhou in the south? There are outstanding people and rich spiritual energy there, which is the benefit of cultivation." Sun Ling began to fool him.
But obviously, although Bai Suzhen is young now, she is not that easy to fool.
"Why do you have to follow you? I'm good at practicing myself! This stupid bear looks so stupid. I will become stupid with you." Bai Suzhen snorted coldly.
Sun Ling was speechless, and the bear monster found a big tree to hide. Isn't it? He transformed into shape in 1979, but he only transformed into pills for more than 150 years. The gap is too big!
"Little girl, this is a bad word. This stupid bear is naturally stupid, but I am smart. Otherwise, how could I, a rabbit, subdue this stupid bear? Moreover, Xiniu Hezhou is now full of demonic energy and constant disputes. There are too many monsters. If you stay here, you will inevitably fall into a fight. At that time, those Buddhas and bald donkeys will come down to subdue demons and eliminate demons and cause you to suffer unintentional disasters. In Zhanzhou, after Jiang Ziya was appointed as the gods, the monsters were almost extinct. There are mountain gods and river gods in the rivers, and the world is peaceful. This is a good place for cultivation. We are going to Zhanzhou in the south." Sun Ling encouraged his rabbit's immoral tongue and lobbyed Bai Suzhen.
Bai Suzhen wrinkled her nose, tilted her head, thought for a long time, and finally nodded. Her cave was demolished, and it was simple to build another one, but maybe she met a fool like Benxiong again in the future. Xiniu Hezhou has indeed been in constant disputes over the years and monsters are rampant, which is indeed not conducive to cultivation. Bai Suzhen occasionally heard about the title of the gods in Zhanzhou in the southern part of the country. However, the journey was long and she had not been practicing for a long time, so she did not dare to go. At this moment, Sun Ling, a strange rabbit, as a guide, and Benxiong, the bodyguard, should not be a big problem for her trip.
"Okay, I'll go with you!" Bai Suzhen nodded and agreed.
Sun Ling was delighted. Now, he had bewitched another super thug. It seems that life will be getting better and better in the future. Of course, it is 580 BC and Sun Wukong has not been born yet. How to avenge this revenge, how to avenge him, who has turned into a monster, and how to live in this world in the future, he must plan carefully.
"Uh, stupid bear, you are too cruel, you can't eat it like this. And Suzhen, you can't swallow it directly. You can transform into shape, how can you still do this!" Sun Ling was planning a future plan, but saw that the bear monster had brought a pig from somewhere, pulled a pig's leg and chewed it bloodily, and the rest was turned into a huge white snake by Bai Suzhen, and he had to swallow it in one bite. Sun Ling felt disgusted. If he lived like this in the future, it would be too cruel.
"How to eat then?" Bai Suzhen and Xiong Monster looked at Sun Ling with confusion. They have been eating like this for many years. If they don't eat like this, how can they eat it?
"Idiot, of course I have to bake it and eat it!" Sun Ling scolded, "Since it can transform, we have to learn how humans eat it. Otherwise, it would be ugly if it was swallowed raw like this all day."
"But we won't!" Bai Suzhen said helplessly.
Sun Ling was speechless.
"Boy Bear, find me two pieces of wood." Commander Sun Ling said.
The bear monster looked around and there was no wood. He waved his bear's paw twice. A big tree was beaten into two pieces and two woods were found.
Sun Ling was fucked a little.
"Silly Bear, drill wood to make fire for me! Do you know what drill wood to make fire? That is to use two pieces of wood to make fire!" Sun Ling Education said, "Also, you use a branch to penetrate the pig from your butt and come out of your mouth."
However, after playing with the bear monster for a long time, there was no fire, but instead it was shaking the earth and the mountains. In particular, no one of them missed the attack and killed Sun Ling.
"Suzhen, it's better for you to drill wood to make fire. This, bear monster, you can wear the boar!" Sun Ling was speechless. This stupid bear was really stupid. But it was very easy to wear the boar.
"By the way, why do you need to drill wood to make fire? Isn't it okay to use spells to make fire directly?" Bai Suzhen pointed her fingers all the time, and the two pieces of wood were lit.
Sun Ling was silent. Why did he forget that Bai Suzhen had transformed into shape? He should have known simple spells. But it seems that this fire control technique would not realize it. The power of the flame is very small. Otherwise, he would have used fire to burn himself and wait for others just now.
"Okay, stupid bear, put the pig on the barbecue. Remember, don't bake it!" Sun Ling ordered.
The black wind bear monster drooled all over the ground, and the boar was finally baked.
"Come on, try it, this is what humans eat." Sun Ling pointed to the roasted mountain pig.
Then, before Sun Ling could taste it, Xiong Monster and Bai Suzhen shared the mountain pig as big as a calf and ate it. The two were burping and lying on the ground, showing a look of satisfaction invisibly. It was the first time they had eaten such delicious food after practicing for so long.
Chapter completed!