Chapter 994: White Tiger Escort
"I'll know that you're in pain now..."
Looking at Chen Guangda who was suffering, Jiang Shilin patted him sympathetically. She was the only one here who had no right to ask Chen Guangda to raise her, but Chen Guangda suddenly said in surprise: "By the way! Sanitary napkins are valuable now. Give me all your sanitary napkins, and let each person have two pieces of them!"
"Get out! If you dare to make a fool of us, I will really turn against you..."
Xia Fei immediately glared at her viciously. Yan Qing and other women were all fierce, but Chen Guangda was immediately stunned. The most valuable thing they were just two pieces of soap and a few packs of cigarettes. As for their gold and silver jewelry, they were even worse than soap, and gold had long lost its former value.
"Don't think about selling my cigarettes. I can eat people if I don't have cigarettes..."
Chen Quan walked up and took away a few packs of cigarettes. Lao Wu hurriedly took his cigarette back, but Chen Guangda was even more troubled now. He grabbed his head and said in pain: "Can't be sold, weapons can't be sold, your sanitary napkins can't be sold. You can't really let me sell my butt!"
"It's good to sell your butt! I don't object..."
Li Damei nodded very seriously, but Yan Qing touched his face directly and said with a lewd smile: "If you have a butt, sell your butt, find him a rich woman. Anyway, he attracts bees and butterflies all day long. Instead of being cheaper for those little guys, it is better to let him be a duck. His appearance will definitely make a lot of money!"
"I agree! He is not wasted as a duck with such a great body. If he could pick up ten guests a day, we might be able to make a fortune..."
Xia Fei also walked up and pinched Chen Guangda's butt, and kept commenting on him like a female client. She didn't care about Chen Guangda's increasingly ugly face at all. Li Tingyu said in surprise: "He must be the top card when he is a duck. Let's find a brand to hang it around his neck, and it says... Wild men are five times a day, no limit on men and women!"
"You are still not human, I am your men, you actually asked me to be a duck..."
Chen Guangda pointed at a group of women tremblingly, ashamed and angry, and could not even say clearly, but Li Damei said indifferently: "It's not a good thing if you don't force you. If you don't want to be a duck, then try to find a way to make money. We don't require you to have a house and a car, and now you can eat and have a place to live!"
"I'll think about it before talking about it..."
Chen Guangda waved his hand irritably, and subconsciously led everyone to the street. At this time, the people who got up early had already come out, and it was very lively. Chen Guangda soon found out that there was a material exchange office. After asking, he found out that there was actually his own circulating currency here, all of which were food stamps printed with plastic sheets.
"It seems that the evil man Mo has a lot of contact with the outside world, otherwise the food coupon would not have a machine print..."
Chen Guangda took the 35 kilograms of grain coupons he exchanged and kept looking back and forth, but Xia Fei punched him directly. Only then did he realize that the most important thing at the moment was to make money. Nothing was done to say without money. He died here before he saw the King of the Living Corpse.
"I'll go! What a hell is this food coupon, it's not equivalent..."
Chen Guangda was stunned as soon as he walked into a noodle restaurant. A bowl of plain noodles actually cost two kilograms of grain coupons. After he had 35 kilograms of grain coupons, he gave nine of them two meals and disappeared. However, the owner of the noodle restaurant smiled and said, "You guys are from other places. Few people use food coupons. These food coupons are worth half of the denomination!"
"Mom! It's such a scam..."
Chen Guangda sighed depressedly, so he had to buy nine bowls of knife-cut noodles at a high price. After sitting down, Yan Qing said, "Old Chen! You don't have any skills. Apart from being able to drive excavators, you are just doing idle things. You will ask if there is a coffin shop later, or do your old job. Let's also ask if there is any work we can do!"
"I said you are the King of the Southern Barbarians, so you have to have some special skills. You can't start by cheating and cheating..."
Jiang Shilin looked at Chen Guangda very strangely, but Chen Guangda rolled her eyes and said, "You really think that I can't afford to support you. I was empty-handed when I first started. I'll find a house for you to live in later. You don't have to worry about making money. Just be a concubine at home!"
"Peasy! If you love a pure man like you, then we will wait for your good news..."
Li Damei blinked sweetly, and Xia Fei simply gave a sweet kiss. The ** soup kept pouring it into Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda felt miserable. The poor place was almost gone, and the population was only 10,000 or 20,000 people. Even if there was a coffin shop, I wouldn't be able to recruit a friend. To put it bluntly, this ghost place could not afford to die.
After eating the noodles, Chen Guang defecated and asked someone to find out where to rent a house, but after asking, he found out that the houses here were all private property of the "professor". If you want to rent a house, you have to go to the street office. Chen Guangda had to take everyone to the street office again.
"Hey! Look, you guys, hey, hey, hey..."
Xia Fei suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda in surprise and looked at the front of a courtyard in front of him. Not only were there several carriages parked for cargoes, but there were also a large wooden board with the words "Recruitment of Escorts" at the door. When everyone looked up, there was indeed a golden sign hanging on the porch of the courtyard with four big words "White Tiger Escort Agency" written on it.
"Qinzai! Put on the contact lenses quickly..."
Chen Guangda gently poked Chen Quan's arm. What Chen Quan hated the most was wearing contact lenses. He was so uncomfortable that he was still masturbating. But now he could only take off his sunglasses and put on contact lenses. Otherwise, if he found out that he was a mutant, he would definitely cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
After Chen Quan put on the contact lenses, Chen Guang walked over happily. The escort agency had almost disappeared for hundreds of years. Unexpectedly, it began to become popular again in this evil desert. However, after they walked in, they found that it was full of applicants, carrying various types of swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks. At first glance, he thought he had arrived at the opera troupe.
"Listen! We are recruiting mates, mates, not recruiting monkey-showing..."
The table was suddenly slapped heavily, and the recruiting station saw a young lady standing up angrily. She was wearing a black arrow sleeved outfit and was like a woman holding on to it. But someone immediately said unconvinced: "Isn't the escort just a killer? If you have the ability, let your escort come out to practice with us to see who is the monkey-playing person!"
"I want to practice, right? You two go together..."
A magnificent man suddenly stood up from behind the table, nearly two meters tall, with a terrifying sense of oppression. The guy who was just shouting was startled first, but immediately raised his brass knife and shouted: "Isn't he just a stupid guy? Fuck him!"
"Dong~"
The strong man suddenly grabbed a brass broad sword. It was not as heavy as hundreds of pounds, but he waved forward like a feather and even slashed the swords in the hands of the two guys. Taking advantage of the two guys' horror, he swung his big slap like lightning and directly threw the two people to the ground.
"Hmph~ Look, you can do it. I think you can cut people with a broken knife, right? You don't deserve to carry my shoes..."
The strong men kicked each other hard on the butts, and they immediately ran away in shame. This man should be the gold medal stadium here. He was also wearing a black arrow sleeved outfit, and a golden "tiger" embroidered on his chest, exactly the same as the little girl who just slapped the table, while the others were either green or silver.
"If anyone of you can beat me, I will let you admit you..."
The strong man majestic and pierced his sword to the ground. The bluestone slab on the ground actually cracked open. The applicants immediately widened their eyes in shock. No one dared to go up and find a beating again, but Chen Quan walked up and said, "You can become a stadiumer if you win, right? How much does an stadiumer cost per month?"
"Haha~ If you can beat me, the conditions will be up to you..."
The strong man raised his head and laughed. Chen Quan looked really weak. The medium-sized man was a little thin. Even Chen Guangda's appearance was better than him. Several escorts next to him immediately laughed and said, "Don't overestimate themselves, that's our escort leader. You'll beat you ten..."
"Dong~"
Before the few people finished speaking, Chen Quan suddenly moved. They heard a muffled sound, and the majestic head flew backwards, smashing the door behind the room with a bang. Chen Quan slowly pulled up his broad knife inserted on the ground and said lightly: "I should be the head of the head now, right?"
"you……"
Everyone looked at him in amazement. Chen Quan not only kicked the strong man away, but also picked up a brass broad sword weighing hundreds of pounds in one hand. However, after the female umbrella head came back to her senses, he said, "No! Even if you beat him, he is just a first-class umbrella. The umbrella head is the old man in our umbrella agency. We must designate our umbrella head!"
"Damn it! How dare you attack me, come again..."
The strong man who was kicked off jumped up in anger and rushed towards Chen Quan roared, but Chen Quan suddenly threw the knife at him. Just as the strong man subconsciously reached out to take it, Chen Quan kicked him violently and kicked him back again.
"Hmph~ I have brute force and have the face to be a maid..."
Chen Quan stood there with disdain, until then everyone realized that he had not moved at all. Unexpectedly, the strong man jumped up in anger and picked up the brass broad sword and wanted to fight Chen Quan's desperate situation. However, the female dart head hurriedly hugged him and shouted: "Lao Shao! We are recruiting, not urging, please calm down first!"
"You boy wait for me..."
The strong man shouted angrily, then rushed into the room in anger, while the young female doll head stayed for a while before stuttering: "Please... please come and register first, and explain your experience to us clearly. If there is no problem, you will be our first-class doll!"
"I'll talk about how much it costs a month first. I won't do it if the money is low..."
Chen Quan looked at her very arrogantly, with no expression on his face, and the female dart head hurriedly said, "Don't worry! We are very generous. Even if we don't have a job, we will have a basic salary of 50 kilograms of rice and flour. If we have work, we will get a commission based on the value of the goods, and basically it will not be less than 300 kilograms per month!"
"I want to register too. Hurry up and call your escort again. I'll beat him up first and let you see..."
Chen Guangda immediately ran over with a grimace. The female dart head immediately looked at him dumbfoundedly. Unexpectedly, even the fifth brother walked over with an expressionless face and looked at her and said, "Are you more powerful? Call me out and give me a beating and double my basic salary!"
"Do you guys recruit female bodyguards? I can beat that stupid guy up too..."
"Hmph~ You guys are deliberately trying to find fault, right? Call me out the deputy chief escort..."
Chapter completed!