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011 Black Long Tongue Monster(1/2)

As the saying goes, it’s not that enemies don’t get together, you will always meet some unhappy people in this unhappy place.

Fang Xian looked at each other with a man and a woman in front of the table two meters away for a long time.

"Fang Xian?! Is it you?" The man swallowed and smeared, asking timidly.

"Yes, it's a coincidence."

“The new hairstyle is good…”

The scene is frozen, and the relationship between characters begins to be explained below—

The woman at the table next to her was what Fang Xian muttered, ruining his ex-girlfriend Zhang Lili who was fantasizing about women. The man opposite her was Fang Xian’s college classmate Li Chao, who was usually familiar. Fang Xian really didn’t know that after breaking up with him, Zhang Lili turned out to be confused with this guy. Li Chao was shorter, fatter, and rubbed him. Fang Xian sighed, when people were walking down, why did Zhang Lili find such a person? Could it be that she also changed her attitude towards men?

Seeing that the scene was awkward, Li Chao called out, "Come here and have a table. Long time no see, let's have two drinks."

And Zhang Lili didn't say a word, just like she didn't know Fang Xian.

This scene is like the complaint in the gotye song - after breaking up with a man and a woman, does a woman have to regard herself as a stranger? Is it true that business is not true?

Fang Xian also felt uncomfortable and refused: "No, you're almost finished eating, so you won't delay you."

Li Chao was about to follow the conversation, but Ling'er spoke.

"Brother Xian, you have to make friends when you walk around the world, so let's go and sit together!"

Fang Xian whispered: "Stop making trouble, the woman at that table is the terrible woman I told you."

"Ah, this is what you've had to rest..." Ling'er looked at Zhang Lili with big watery eyes, like looking at stray cats and dogs, full of sympathy.

Li Chao was stunned for a moment, and gritted the bullet and said, "Then let's sit together..."

Four people gathered at the table, extremely embarrassed.

Li Chao had to find a topic again: "Fang Xian, your girlfriend..."

Ling'er smiled and said, "It's not my girlfriend, he is my husband, I am his wife, we have married."

The three of them suddenly fell to the waterfall, petrochemical, and embarrassing scene...

Fang Xian didn't know how to explain, saying that he was playing games? Stop making trouble. That would hurt Zhao Ling'er's heart, so he had to bite the bullet and smile: "That's right, we are already married."

"So suddenly?" Li Chao was shocked and swallowed his envy and jealousy into his stomach, pretending to be overjoyed, "It's a flash marriage! You don't hold a wedding banquet, come on, let's have a drink!"

On the other side, Zhang Lili lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, just thinking that she was a decoration, but the creaking sound of her teeth exposed her mentality at this moment.

Seeing that she felt sad again, Ling'er pulled Fang Xian's corner of her clothes and whispered: "Brother Xian, don't neglect others so much."

"I didn't neglect you?" Fang Xian put a sip of beer in his mouth, puzzled.

Ling'er raised her head and played with her mobile phone. Zhang Lili was angry and said, "I'm talking about the sister you abandoned."

"flutter……"

"flutter……"

Fang Xian and Li Chao sprayed out two beer almost at the same time.

Ling'er's words are...really domineering... Although Fang Xian was frightened, his face was raised to the peak.

Just imagine, if Fang Xian came alone today, the situation would be-

He was drinking with a bitter penis, but his girlfriend was snatched and turned around.

The adulterer and the adulterer brag about the bull, turned left and jumped into the well.

But the situation changed as soon as Ling'er said this-

Fang Xian divorced his wife and Li Chao picked up his bones.

A chance encounter with Youyou in the tavern, the cat cried and the rat squirted to death.

Li Chao wanted to have an attack on the spot, but when he looked at Zhao Linger's harmless appearance, he couldn't be more ruthless. Dangsi had to give in front of a goddess of this level.

Zhang Lili's face twitched for a moment, pretending she didn't hear it, she continued to lower her head and play with her cell phone, and the sound of grinding her teeth became stronger and stronger.

"Oh..." Zhao Ling'er sighed in a short sigh and said to Zhang Lili leisurely, "Sister, I want to be kind to my husband. If you make Brother Yi unhappy like this, don't blame him if you are retired. But I think you are a little embarrassed now. Although your husband is not as good as a person, he is your husband after all. He will treat him well in the future and never be retired."

There were not many restaurants at night, and Zhao Linger's voice was extremely penetrating. When she heard this, even the owner of the shop shivered - the girl was too cruel and didn't give her any way to live.

Li Chao and Zhang Lili were already frozen in place. In the face of Zhao Linger's understatement of sarcasm, they were already shocked and had no idea how to attack or respond.

Fang Xian felt secretly happy, but he was afraid that the other side would be in a hurry, so the police would take a record again.

"Ling'er! Don't talk nonsense, eat quickly!" Fang Xian pretended to be angry and winked at Zhao Ling'er.

Ling'er nodded foolishly: "Brother Xian won't let me talk!"

After talking, she began to sweep the spicy hot pot on the plate with the wind and winding the remaining clouds. From time to time, she drank a large mouthful of ice beer to relieve the spicy food, and her food was completely different from usual.

"My wife is ignorant, don't mind." Fang Xianbu poured wine for Li Chao.

Li Chao stood up stunned and said, "Fang Xian, let's go out and have a chat."

"Okay." Fang Xian thought to himself that he was going to fight? It's not true, but he still responded, "Ling'er, you're delicious, don't argue with your sister."

Ling'er nodded while sweeping the food.

When the two men left the shop, Li Chao asked in a scattered manner:

"What do you mean?"

Fang Xian asked back: "What do you mean?"

"What do I mean?"

"When did you get along with Zhang Lili? Why don't I know?"

"It's early." Li Chao looked like he was owed to smoke - you hit me, you hit me, you have the ability to hit me.

A strong description of Li Chao's appearance was inserted: it was short and fat, with a buzz cut, and the description was completed.

Fang Xian stared at Li Chao, then patted his shoulder: "Brother, thank you for continuing, you will suffer in the future."

"..." Li Chao was silent for a while, and this actually said in Li Chao's heart. The previous rogue aura was instantly melted, "Oh...woman..."

"It's all experienced people, I understand." Fang Xian shook his head, "You have to spend 20 hours a week with her. If you can't see her, you have to chat on the phone every day. In addition to going to the cinema, you have to shop more. Even so, you still have to bear her thoughts. She will always have reason to bother you."

Li Chao was almost crying by Fang Xian, and he almost lay on Fang Xian's shoulder: "Brother Xian... why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You didn't ask."

“…”

"Don't be sad, this is love, men all over the world are struggling."

"The same to you?"

"I'm struggling with something else."

"What?"

"Imperial Capital Household Registration."

“…”

There is another conversation in the store.

A strong description of Zhang Lili's appearance is strongly inserted: her appearance is good, her figure is good, and her long hair is finished.

When Zhang Lili saw Fang Xian leave, she dared to speak: "When did you know him?"

"Well... I'll do it..." Zhang Ling'er muttered while chewing the big meatball, "Let's do it a few hours ago."

"...You don't know him at all." Zhang Lili snorted, trying to use this to regain some momentum, "How can every girl's family be so reckless?"

"We have worshipped the Heaven and Earth Hall. Brother Xian is a good person and he can even row boats!"

“…”

"That big brother is really good. There are too few men who are willing to marry divorced women. Congratulations!"

“…”

The shop owner shivered again, and only felt that the night was both magical and terrifying.

In the end, nothing happened. Li Chao and Fang Xian said goodbye to tears, but it was a pity that they had sex late. However, the shop owner gave Fang Xian 30% off. It was easy to get tired of working at night. Zhao Linger's ruthless horn appeared a few times more, which made people feel energetic.

After drinking and eating, Fang Xian wanted to find out if there was a small shop selling clothes that could make Zhao Ling'er normal, but Zhao Ling'er was really eye-catching. He felt that if he continued like this, he would sooner or later be killed by envious and jealous eyes, so he gave up this plan and pulled Ling'er back to the hotel quickly.

Unfortunately, on the small road not far from the hotel, I happened to meet two black men who came out to have fun.

Fang Xian's first reaction was to avoid it, and he pulled Ling'er with his hands down and walked away fiercely.

But the black man couldn't let him do what he wanted, and he whistled and stuck out his tongue and whispered.

Everyone knows that black people are black and nights are also black. At night, black people will blend with darkness.

As we all know, black people's tongues are pink and tender.

Therefore, when facing black people sticking out their tongues late at night, you can only see one tongue.

At this time, Zhao Linger's eyes were two wriggling big tongues.

Ling'er suddenly pulled Fang Xianxiang behind him: "Long-tongued monster! Brother Xian is careful."
To be continued...
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