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018 Three less

There are three main types of black Miao people who are invading.

One is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a blue student sportswear similar to the 1990s; the other is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a Soviet snow hat similar to the 1990s.

The third is the Miao people's head, a middle-aged man with a frighteningly bloated body.

For hair, all the middle-aged people are all the beards! For hair, all the fat guys are!!!

Here I will add a few words of personal irresponsibility Plato's psychological analysis, and by the way, I will give you the respect of the Immortal Sword series to please the copyright owner of the original work to avoid being banned - the book.

The Legend of Sword and Fairy series is produced by Daewoo Information (softstar) located on Baodao, and the producer of Sword and Fairy is Yao Zhuangxian, the founder of modern Chinese computer games.

The Legend of Sword and Fairy started to be produced in the early 1990s. At that time, most people born in the 1980s were still playing pinball, and most people born in the 1990s were still in the mysterious space. At this time, Yao Dada was just like us, in his 20s and had just entered the society to work.

What are the biggest characteristics of men at this age?

High spirits?

Boss, are you very excited?

A proud spring breeze?

Are you very proud, a slutty person?

So I shamelessly thought of ourselves to guess the psychological state of ours at this time.

This world...This world...This world is the world of middle-aged and elderly people! When we have not yet become middle-aged people, we can only be ravaged.

Therefore, any young man will subconsciously have an indescribable resentment towards middle-aged people. They will fuck a horse who is ten years younger than themselves, that is, our classmates, so we can only fuck a horse who is ten years younger than ourselves.

They drive cars, we ride bicycles; they live in hotel apartments, we live in pigeon cages; they are leaders, we are younger brothers...

Faced with such a powerful middle-aged boss team, we can only choose to endure, turn grief into motivation, aim at the younger sisters who are ten years younger than us, and work hard while waiting for them to turn 16 years old.

When they were 16 years old, we were bosses, middle-aged bosses.

What? The young man under his command? You must let Y understand what life is.

This hatred will last forever.

This is why the villains from the beginning to the end of the Immortal Sword 1 Middle School were all middle-aged bearded men. Perhaps that was the embodiment of the leader Yao Dada back then.

Of course, maybe that's not the case. In other words, Xianyi's script was written by Yao Dada just after he broke up. The public version of the lovemaking is because he is busy with work.

As for the folk version... Okay, I'll shut up.

In short, through Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Van Gogh, Cézanne's psychological analysis, I fully explain why all the enemies are middle-aged bearded men.

According to incomplete statistics, among the human-shaped enemies in "Legend of Sword and Fairy 1", middle-aged bearded men account for 80%, while the rest are middle-aged fat men, middle-aged thin men and middle-aged bearded men.

Of course, we have to thank the middle-aged bearded man for not being resentful to them, so he could not write such a sad script. We also have to thank the beauty who left Dada. Without her, we would not be able to play such a classic game. At the same time, I wish Dada a happy marriage and a happy family.

Having said so much, it is nothing more than just a way to make everyone happy and gain knowledge by the way. Don’t laugh, this is also knowledge.

OK, no nonsense, but fortunately this is the public version. I am lucky to have no water injected like this after entering the V, so I can rest assured.

(Of course, if you like this type of water injection, you can ask it in the book review area. My stomach is full of water.)

Returning to the book, I just described the second type of the three forms of black Miao people. The following is a description of the head-

The Miao people's head is a black-faced man who hides his body in his clothes.

Nonsense, no one hides their bodies in their clothes.

But what I want to say is that the word "hidden" is very useful, and no one knows how fat this guy is. In short, he is taller than ordinary people, two ends and two circles taller than ordinary people, but his head size is no different from that of ordinary people, and he feels like a fat version of a small-headed father.

He sharpened his knife and rushed to the island with dozens of brothers, thinking that he could easily rob Zhao Linger'er...

But the scene in front of me is very strange.

A seemingly powerful guy stopped the exit of the maze, put the mountain-sliding axe behind his head, breathing well and calmly, leaving only a dark back under the moonlight.

"Boss, didn't you say there were only women on the island?" The bearded man in sportswear leaned over and asked.

"Don't panic." Hei Mengzi waved his sword and pointed at Fang Xian and asked loudly, "Who is coming!"

Soon, the voice of the mysterious man came back and forth—

"Little devil, you have to tell who is here and who is the master."

Hei Meng was stunned for a moment and waved his knife again.

"Who is the master?" After saying that, the Hei Miao people felt that they were at a disadvantage, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong.

The mysterious man's voice came again-

"Haha, I'm just a visitor."

"Pu..." Unknown substance spurted out from Miao Ren's mouth.

"Boss, what's wrong with you?" the middle-aged man in the snow hat asked.

"Not hindrance... I just remembered some past events in the school. You know I hate cultural courses the most." The Hei Miao people did not dare to underestimate the mysterious man. They held up an axe in the middle of the night, as if they had already expected everything. It was really weird. But no matter how strange it was, they would have to go to the island to rob Zhao Ling'er, otherwise they would be ruined for the rest of their lives. The Hei Miao people had to bite the bullet and continue talking nonsense, "No matter who you are or what you mean, we are going to the island tonight. You know how to quarrel with words. I ask you to get out of here now, otherwise, it is my knife to let you go out of the way."

The mysterious man answered him with three long laughs.

"Hahaha--"

Then, the black shadow floated away, leaving behind a bunch of dumb middle-aged people.

Sportswear: "Boss, what do you say?"

Hei Miao people held their cheeks and pondered: "Don't be impatient for a moment, let me think about it."

Snowhat: "Boss, IQ seems to be not our strength."

The Hei Miao people agreed with it and waved the knife with great momentum for the nth time: "I just think it's wrong! I'm thinking too much, I just think too much, just hold the knife and kill in. This is the style of our brother!"

On the other side of the Peach Garden is Fang Xian, who is in a semi-collapse state. He knows that the mysterious man pretending to be a fool can't deceive these guys, just like Zhuge Liang's empty city plan was not Xu Chu.

"Damn it, why haven't my own people arrived yet?" Fang Xian panted and ran towards the inner bridge of Shuiyue Palace. The plan was that Bai Miao people, grandma, Uncle Ding, Ling'er and others fought against the Hei Miao people at the entrance of the maze, but why did Ling'er not come after so long? He was not going to leave or stay, so he had to drag it for a while. Now he had no choice but to retreat to the second line of defense.

Fortunately, I finally saw the team of Miss Bai Miao at the bridgehead of Shuiyue Palace.

"Each group is in place!" Fang Xian roared, transformed into a mysterious man again, blocked the bridge with an axe, ready to fight against the middle-aged team, "Are you all there?"

Shuiyue looked around and said, "Three people are missing."

"Not bad, no one is missing." Fang Xian groaned. It seems that the management here is not easy to do. There are disobedient children everywhere. "Tell me their names and I will hit them on the butt after killing the enemy."

Shuiyue was frightened for a moment, and then the names of the three people were reported-

"Grandma, Ding Daxia, Zhao Ling'er."

"flutter……"
Chapter completed!
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