Chapter of Insolent Bullshit
【Hello everyone, I am the old man.】
"Why it's you."
【Mushrooms want to make the nonsense of asking for votes more vivid.】
"I didn't feel vivid at all. This is a naked and unconventional conversation flow!"
【o(n_n)o~(*^__^*)└(^o^)┘】
"Okay, let's talk about the serious matter, what should Mushrooms moan?"
[He wants to thank everyone for their encouragement. Recently, the book review area has become popular, and the pie is also good. He is a little shy, afraid of being arrogant, and dare not face book friends.]
"You tell me that you might as well update two more chapters if you have time."
[This is a waste. Many great gods are like dams when they are typing, and they are out of control. They are embarrassed to say hello to others without 20,000 words in an hour. Many great gods are like faucets, and they are not pure men if they don’t make 30,000 words a day.]
"I have heard of this. You are going to complain, saying that it is troublesome to think about mushrooms. How difficult it is to write such a text. Let's understand it, it's almost better and guarantee the quality."
[No, it's more serious than you said. Many great masters write like milking. They can get it out with all their strength. It's not a problem if you want to have 8,000 yuan a day.]
"What is the mushroom code?"
【that.】
“???”
[You know, if you work hard for a long time, you will get a little more after you hold it in for a long time, and if you get it frequently, you will only get a few drops, and the masts and oars will be wiped out.]
"Uncle...you have to consider the emotions of female readers."
[In this world, it doesn’t matter if you read online articles. College students~~The ratio of men and women is three to one, one couple and one pair of base.]
"Wrong, it's a fuji girl watching 3p... I began to understand why this chapter is called the unconventional chapter."
[By the way, Mushroom let me express my gratitude to everyone. The current results are completely beyond imagination. Although they are still far from the big, medium and small gods, they seem to be very content.]
"Men must have a pursuit."
[So he entrusts me to ask for votes.]
“…I want to ask for a vote if I don’t add it?!”
【The masts and oars are gone to ashes.】
"Where is integrity? Where is integrity?"
[Young man, you know, this article is attractive by its characteristics. If you have a mast and oar, it will be difficult for everyone to have a waterfall.]
"That's true."
【Okay, thank you for voting.】
"…This is the most shameless vote-seeking I've ever seen."
[By the way, please click on the membership. The first place in the new book list is too imba. In the end, the boss is so strong. Next week is the last week of the new book period. Sanjiang editor will not appreciate his face. The beautiful editor will take a vacation. I will thank you for the mushrooms.]
"Okay, that's all I can ask for is here. I'll ask a few questions on behalf of my book friends."
【Excuse me.】
"First, how many female protagonists? Take all the things in hand? ****?"
【o_o? I don’t know, I’m not a mushroom.】
"Pay attention to moral integrity."
[Okay, Ling'er and Yueru are here for the time being. I imagine that there may be a foreign girl named Nova or a foreign girl named Kerrigan in the future. Friends who are interested and have a heavy taste can study it. But it seems to be a troublesome to ask foreign girls to accept the same-sergeant husband, and mushrooms are also hesitating.]
"Don't have foreign girls, girls' generation, akb."
【Transfer to you.】
"The second question is, we like to watch the game part. It's so painful to have so many urban plots you interspersed with."
[On the contrary, Mushroom has also heard a lot. Students, let’s take a long-term view...#¥%#¥%...you said right.]
"What a arrogant wording, I'm kneeling!"
[In fact, Mushrooms are already trying to solve this problem, and there will be an ultimate solution in the "Story of the Ranch".]
"I believe you for the time being. The third question is, what about the tail and imprisonment, is the introduction very good?"
[There will be some, I did the game very carefully.]
"Really?"
[Of course, the black mm dares to write when working in the sick building overnight, and the imprisonment is already very high.]
"The last question, do mushrooms have a grudge against blacks and middle-aged people?"
【Mushrooms are middle-aged people with dark skin.】
"囧rz..."
Chapter completed!