Chapter 3 Peach Club
The aura of calamity permeates the sky, and the heavens are in chaos. No matter how clever the fortune tellers are, they cannot deduce the future. Destiny is shrouded in mist, and major events happen suddenly, making it seem as if the heaven will step down tomorrow.
And many things, I don’t care, implicated all the Daluo. It was clear that Daluo Tianzun was not involved in cause and effect, but he was inexplicably involved. He didn’t eat the mutton, made a mess, and the unlucky ones directly became the gods of all heavens and worlds.
laughing stock.
With the urinary nature of Zixiao Palace Daluo, he will laugh for at least three Pangu eras.
Everyone was talking quietly in private, and countless versions were derived, such as "The Untold Secret of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West", "The Threesome of the Emperor of Heaven and the Golden Mother of Wood", "The Magical Flat Peach from Kunlun Mountain", "The Indescribable Yaochi"
"Secret"......
There are two most reliable guesses, one is the experiment theory and the other is the lucky audience theory
Those who can attend the Peach Fair are either Da Luo, the ancient god, or the chosen one, the protagonist of the era. The Queen Mother of the West takes over the guests of the Peach Party, including gods, many children of luck, and hone their own methods of calamity. Every Peach Banquet is the Golden Mother's
An experiment.
Another theory is that the flat peach does not have the effect of exterminating disasters, prolonging life, and eliminating calamities. Instead, it collects the calamity qi from the feasting gods, and the calamity qi from the heavens converge into one, and the more they gather, the more they gather.
In the end, a lucky spectator is selected at the Peach Fair, and he is made to bear the tribulation energy of the heavens, be contaminated with the supreme cause and effect, and cause immeasurable catastrophes.
The calamity aura is both a tribulation and a blessing. Those who survive the great calamity will be relaxed, the cause and effect will disappear, and they can hope to be honored as a great Luo; if they are trapped in the calamity aura and cannot extricate themselves, the light person will be disgraced and have a lot of bad luck, and the serious person will be separated from his wife and children.
Disappear, die, and re-enter reincarnation.
In any case, the flat peach meeting is synonymous with disaster. There is a famous saying among Daluo people that once the flat peach meeting begins, nothing good will happen.
"However, Yun Zhongjun, how did you know about the news about the Pantao Club?" Shao Siming discovered a blind spot.
This kind of thing should be a secret. Only the Jade Emperor and the Kunlun Golden Mother know about it. At most, Da Luo, who is close to him, gets wind of it.
Since the departure of Taiyi God, the Nine Songs Divine Department has rarely participated in major events in the ancient times, and they are not very familiar with the Emperor of Heaven and the gods of Kunlun.
Yun Zhongjun chuckled: "Is this necessary? Did they deliberately cover up the secret?"
"Perhaps I just want the gods to see it and arouse our curiosity so that we can go to the Peach Fair together."
With a flick of Bai Su's robe, the clouds of the past dissipated, destiny manifested, and the nodes of past time and space were exposed in front of the three gods.
Da Luo people are infinite in time and space and are eternally free. They are entrenched at both ends of time and space, overlooking countless worlds and infinite time branches. For them, there are no secrets in the heavens that can be hidden.
Unless it is a Da Luo of the same level who wants to cover up the truth, temporarily confuse the eyes of other Da Luo, and delay time.
But this time, perhaps as Yun Zhongjun said, the Jade Emperor wanted to make big news, and he was honest and did not cover up what happened in the past.
In the Zixiao Palace, Hongjun, the Taoist ancestor transformed from the Emperor Hong clan, was playing chess with Luo Feng, Emperor Yin of Shuiguandong. A game of backgammon was going on, and they were going back and forth in a hearty manner.
It can be said that when you meet your opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent.
While Taozu was thinking about what to do next, the boy outside the door came to report: "Taozu, the Jade Emperor pays you a visit."
Daozu's mind moved, and he clenched the white flawless chess piece in his hand, but his eyes were directed at Shuiguandong Yin Emperor Luofeng.
Luo Feng, Emperor Yin of Shuiguandong, spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "Look what I do, the Jade Emperor is also Taiyi Daluo, the Emperor of the Divine Way."
"How can I know all his traces?"
Daozu sneered. There were never a few truths in this guy's mouth. He always seemed true but not true, and seemed false but not false. When he was in heaven, he hooked up with Huoyundong and secretly followed his fellow Taoists. Later, when he met his own family, He also sincerely assisted the Jade Emperor and went to pay a visit to Zhen Yuanzi.
Looking at the innocent-looking Luo Feng, Daozu felt disgusted and wanted to pick up the Good Fortune Jade Butterfly and give him a violent hammer.
But the Jade Emperor’s face cannot be refuted.
He is the Taoist ancestor, the Taoist ancestor raised by all the heavens, and executes the way of heaven on behalf of Pangu. The Jade Emperor is the emperor of heaven appointed by heaven and man, and the heaven is the only orthodox official organization in the diverse history.
Daozu is the president of Tiandao, the first in command of the prehistoric era; the Emperor of Heaven is the prime minister of Shanhe, the second in command of the prehistoric era.
After a moment of silence, Daozu said calmly: "Tong'er, go and invite the Jade Emperor in."
Today he wanted to see what big show the two foxes, old and one young, were going to perform.
Moments later, a Heavenly Emperor wearing a bright emperor's robe and a nine-cloud merit wheel stepped in. With an angry face, he hurriedly shouted: "Taozu, you have to give me an explanation today."
In an instant, Emperor Yin of Shuiguandong looked confused. What kind of regulations was this?
Daozu saw that Shuiguan's expression did not look like he was acting, and he couldn't help being surprised. Something big had happened and the Jade Emperor was angry.
He quickly fetched a futon, asked the Heavenly Emperor to sit down and said, "Fellow Taoist Jade Emperor, why are you so angry?"
The Jade Emperor, the Heavenly Emperor, sneered: "Daozu, please don't pretend to be ignorant. You ordered your men to blow up the heaven of my Jade Emperor, the Immortal Emperor. How can this be false?"
When Taozu heard this, he suddenly realized and chuckled: "This is a matter of his and my projection, how can it involve me."
"Time and space are infinite, and there are many branches. There is a world where the three pure beings are false gods, there is a world where the emperor of heaven orders the old man to make elixirs, there is a world where the indigenous protagonists kill all the gods in the sky, there is a world where the time traveler punches the three pure gods, kicks the two saints, and slaps Hong Jun..."
"There are so many things, countless. If we were to count them all, how long would we be busy?"
"Why are fellow Daoist Jade Emperors so angry over such a trivial matter?"
It is common for Da Luo to be Wan, who projects all the heavens, and is accidentally destroyed by the local protagonist. Therefore, Daozu laughed at the Jade Emperor for being petty.
Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor sneered twice: "Normally, disasters are caused by local creatures, and one world is different; if illegal travelers destroy the heaven, the gods of heaven will find the illegal travelers to settle accounts; qualified registration and rebirth In the past, Zhulong was responsible for time travel, but now Zhulong has been sentenced, and one crime cannot be punished twice."
"Of course I can't settle accounts with Zhulong who has already been sentenced."
"Now you, Hongjun, are in charge. It is your Dao Ancestor who controls the system, and it is your Dao Ancestor who is behind Ma Yiyuan."
There are some things that native creatures can do but Daluo cannot.
If the local creatures win, it will be a victory over the heavens, and the emperor of heaven will appreciate the local generals.
If Da Luo intervened, it would be a shame on the Emperor of Heaven and a naked provocation to the majesty of Heaven.
It's just that in the past, when Da Luo intervened, even if he was discovered, it was just a matter of apology.
Today the Emperor of Heaven came to Zixiao Palace angrily and pressed Taozu about the collapse of the Heavenly Palace in the southern realm, which was quite a bit of extortion.
Daozu gave a bitter smile and was about to explain, but he forgot that there was a shameless Dongyin Emperor beside him today.
Chapter completed!