Chapter 61 Isn't it common sense that dogs can talk?
"Two dogs!"
Li Ming frowned. The dog who ran from a distance just now had a bald tail, did not wear big flower shorts, and his hair was shiny. It was confirmed that this was a black dog with him day and night.
So what is a bald black dog on the shelf?
The dragon pattern wooden sign on his waist suddenly shook slightly. Li Ming looked down and saw two conspicuous red numbers "72" popping up.
It turned out to be an unexpected visitor who fell into Yunmeng, indicating that it could stay here for three days.
But why is it a dog?
He would rather be a beautiful female ghost than a dog.
Because there is no shortage of dogs here.
Li Ming looked at the black dog who was struggling on the air and said a little embarrassedly: "I thought you were the stupid dog in my family. I'm so embarrassed. I'll get you down right away."
The bald black dog rolled his eyes.
The black dog behind Li Ming grinned: Are you polite? You are so stupid.
Li Ming was about to get the bald black dog wearing flowery shorts off the barbecue, but the black dog behind him came to Li Ming.
He rubbed Li Ming's elbow, and a special luster flashed in his eyes.
Li Ming looked at it: "What do you mean?"
While rubbing Li Ming's elbow, the black dog signaled the bald black dog on the shelf.
Li Ming said: "You mean stewed this dog."
The black dog nodded.
That's what it means. It has always felt that Li Ming was a little greedy for it recently. It may be because he hasn't eaten meat for a long time, and it also wants to eat meat.
Just use this dog to get meat.
A fellow Taoist who dies will not die.
"It was born with the same roots, why are we too anxious to fight each other?" Li Ming sighed, because the bald black dog is related to his own Qi training reward, and it is still not allowed to eat it.
Put it down quickly and untie its confinement. I was about to ask the dog's origin.
"I'm suffocating to death."
The Black Emperor stared at Li Ming and the black dog he had just wanted to stew his own, "Good guy, you actually dare to make the Emperor's idea, and say, who are you?"
The Black Emperor stood upright, staring at Li Ming and the Black Dog with his waist on his back.
Its eyes were full of contempt and disdain.
The dog's expression was so worthy of beating, which made Li Ming feel like he wanted to hammer it. Suddenly, Li Ming frowned and said:
"Can you still talk?"
"I..." The Black Emperor was stunned, stared at Li Ming, and said, "Dogs can talk, isn't this common sense?"
Li Ming was speechless for a moment. He looked at the black dog with flower pants and his black dog, and said earnestly:
"You see, it's the same dog, why is the gap so big? It can talk, why can't you? I suspect you are not a real dog."
Black dogs have no words to say: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c).
Li Ming withdrew his gaze and stared at the dog wearing flowery shorts: "You are the same species. Please help me see what happened to my dog. It has not spoken for ten thousand years, and it feels like it is a loss of wisdom."
Just brag, you haven't spoken for ten thousand years.
The black dog was full of contempt. Only the emperor could live for about ten thousand years. How could a dog live for so long?
It felt that Li Ming was talking about bragging.
Don’t scare it to not know the Emperor. It was saved by the Emperor Wushi in his childhood. In his later years, the Emperor Wushi sealed it in the divine source of the Ancient Imperial Mountain (Purple Mountain).
Although I don’t know why I came here suddenly, I always feel that it’s not easy.
Or have to find out the situation: "What are you?"
"I, Li Ming, its name..." Li Ming looked at the black dog, his eyes flashed. It seemed that he had not paid attention to the name of the black dog for ten thousand years. It was too much, and he asked:
"May I have your name?"
The black dog poses with an expression: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c).
Li Ming said: "Okay, you can't speak."
The Black Emperor said: "Can you write?"
Li Ming said again: "This dog can't write."
"I can't write words and I can't speak, it's really embarrassing to the dog race." The Black Emperor said with his waist.
"I feel so too." Li Ming said.
"Woom wool wool..."
In the past, Li Ming ran it, but now even a dog ran it. The black dog couldn't help it. Li Ming couldn't beat it, so this dog could always beat it.
So he grinned, rushed out without hesitation, opened his mouth to the dog with a bite.
The Black Emperor reacted quickly and was not afraid at all.
The two black dogs started fighting quickly.
They are both bigger than tigers, as strong as bulls, square heads and big ears, and canine teeth are snow-white.
However, the dog with flower pants is fatter and the food may be particularly good.
Two dogs bite me, I bite you, whistle and yell, and in the end they won't get any benefits.
"Your dog's body is so strong." The Black Emperor said with his body upright, and he couldn't bleed no matter how hard he bites.
"You are also very strong, and you can't even beat the black dog to a hard time. I can't do this shit, but my body is resistant and can't be killed no matter how you beat it. The only pity is that you can't speak, you're stupid, and not very smart."
Li Ming looked at the black dog and saw that it was a little aggrieved, adding: "I don't mean to belittle you. Tell the truth, don't let me down."
Li Ming glanced at it lightly and thought to himself that he still had to give it a name.
It’s a bit too much to live together for ten thousand years.
What name should I give it?
A very impressive dog name suddenly flashed out in Li Ming's mind. He felt it was particularly suitable for the black dog, and he said with a smile:
"How about I give you a name now, will you be called Black Emperor?"
The black dog looked up:???
The Black Emperor opened his eyes wide and quickly said, "My name is Black Emperor, don't share the same name with me."
Li Ming looked at him.
"Are you the Black Emperor?"
"It's my emperor." The Black Emperor stood upright, with his two dog paws behind his back, and stood with his hands behind his back, instantly feeling like a master.
"Are you the Black Emperor under the throne of Wushidi?" Li Ming looked at the big black dog wearing flowery shorts in surprise.
"How do you know?"
The Black Emperor was shocked.
When he was young, he was rescued by the Great Emperor Wushi, and then followed the Great Emperor Wushi.
In his later years, the Emperor sealed it in the divine source of the Ancient Imperial Mountain (Purple Mountain). Logically, no one should know about this. How did the young man in front of him know about it?
"Who are you?"
"Don't be surprised, I know a lot."
Black Emperor, how can you not know?
During the period of obstructing the sky, the seriously injured and dying black dog was rescued and adopted by Emperor Wushi. In his later years, he refined the divine source liquid and sealed it in the ancient imperial mountain.
Tens of thousands of years later, when Ye Fan left the Ancient Emperor Mountain (Purple Mountain), he followed him out and came to Shizhai to find food. He eventually stayed at Zhang Wuye's house and passed on Wang Shu, the so-called "Black Emperor Sutra".
After Ye Fan returned from Taichu's restricted area, he had a conflict with Ye Fan and scolded and beaten up. Ye Fan once jokingly called it "Black Wolf".
Moreover, the most prominent features of this dog are: ill-ethical smoke, killing old people, cheating, and taking favors from others.
"What do you know?" asked the Black Emperor.
Li Ming smiled faintly: "I know everything about your past and present."
The Black Emperor felt that Li Ming had the potential to be a charlatan and smiled and said, "Young man, you have a great future. Let's do this. From now on, if you are my favorite, how about you get along with me?"
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Chapter completed!