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Chapter 22 Come on, cheating!

Ding Shuo originally thought that when Bai Xiaobai finished speaking, he would jump up and scare her.

Since she is so bold and arrogant, she is not polite.

So Ding Shuo moved, attacked the invaders head-on, and transferred the battlefield to the enemy camp.

Finally I tasted the familiar taste. I have been single for half a year and kept my body as jade for half a year. It’s so hard to bear!

However, Bai Xiaobai was not afraid. After luring the enemy into the deep, he took a bite.

"ah!"

Ding Shuo was in pain and howled, but because Bai Xiaobai was blocking his mouth, the people outside didn't hear it.

Bai Xiaobai didn't let go of him until he shook his head and struggled.

Xiaobai wiped the blood from his mouth and pushed, "You pretend, why don't you continue to pretend! The great god jumped in front of the King of Hell, pretending to be a ghost with me!"

Ding Shuo covered his mouth, "Damn, when did you know?"

Bai Xiaobai, "Since Brother Moyu called me."

Ding Shuo: "It's so bad, I just say that this guy's acting skills are not good, so he's far from me!"

The tongue was broken, and Ding Shuo spoke a little awkwardly, "Okay, I apologize to you. I'm wrong with this matter. Please help me and I'll go out and apologize to you."

Bai Xiaobai blinked, "Is it enough to support one handful? Do you want to support a few more?"

Ding Shuo saw that her mobile phone was still on, and he said with a black look, "Can you be careful when you speak? What if a child learns bad things after seeing it?"

"I'm still afraid that the children will take me badly. A while ago, I had a top brother on the list and wanted to ask me to have a candlelight dinner together. As a result, his parents called me and were just a primary school student. I returned my gifts in Chengdu. I even called him a big brother for a week!"

Ding Shuo was angry, "The naughty kids are so bad nowadays. Isn't this just a free sex?"

Bai Xiaobai, "No, no, no, you are worse~"

"Xiaobai, now is not the time to flirt. There is ice underneath. I have been lying for an hour and the rheumatism is about to come out. You can let me out first."

"Okay~"

After saying that, Bai Xiaobai pushed the lid of the coffin upwards, and sealed the person in the coffin while Ding Shuo was not paying attention. Then she sat on the lid and shouted, "Come on, you're cheating!"

The small room was immediately full of people, Cao Airen and Sun Moyu were in the front, obviously guilty.

Behind him were Xuan He, Xia Ran and the others, who asked anxiously, "What's wrong?" "What's the zombie?!"

Lin Miaomiao turned pale with fear, hid behind the calm Guan Shiyin and fell to the back.

Bai Xiaobai said excitedly, "Ding Shuo is cheating on the zombie, listen!"

I could only hear a banging sound in the coffin, and at the same time, I could also hear "Let me out!"

The girls were all shocked and their faces were fading. Lin Miaomiao even pulled Guan Shiyin's sleeve and shivered, "Run, run?"

Guan Shiyin said calmly, "Look at it again."

Mo Xiaoyu glanced at her boyfriend, "Will you suffocate to death?"

Sun Moyu whispered, "It's not that tight, breathable~"

At this time, Guan Shiyin suddenly asked, "Xiaobai, he can speak, but the zombie should not be able to speak, right?"

Xia Ran: "I never believe in any zombie fraud."

Lan Jue: "This reminds me of the movie "Manslaughter". Sometimes people will be in a state of fake death, and maybe they are still alive!"

"Yes, that guy Ding Shuo deliberately lied to us. All of this was designed by him!?" Xuan He would rather believe that they were deceived by Ding Shuo.

Bai Xiaobai yelled and looked at Guan Shiyin, "Sister Guan, you are a professional. Do you think Ding Shuo is a living person or a dead person?"

Guan Shiyin snorted, "It's a bitch."

Looking at Guan Shiyin's expression, Lin Miaomiao said in surprise, "You really pretend to be dead?"

Guan Shiyin nodded, and the girls looked at Sun Moyu and the others angrily. They all lowered their heads embarrassedly, obviously they had agreed.

Mo Xiaoyu was the first to apply oil to the soles of her feet and left here temporarily. When the old man was hit critically, she didn't want to be splashed with blood.

When she left, Sun Moyu, Cao Airen and others also left, and they would not get involved in housework.

Liu Guanzhang didn't want to leave, after all, he was his younger brother who was thicker than water!

The other party had a lot of people, and his wife Bei Yufei pulled him in fear, and then Liu Guanzhang took her wife away.

Forget it, the risk is too great, it's just a watch after all.

Now there are no outsiders in the room, only seven ex-girlfriends are left, and Ding Shuo no longer shoots the coffin board.

"Then what, everyone is here. I'm so happy to see you again. I almost couldn't pretend just now~"

No one responded, now they only have resentment and regret. Someone just cried without any image, and their character was completely broken.

"Okay, I admit, I'm not dead. This is my April Fools' Day event, but I'm afraid you won't believe it on April Fools' Day, so I did it in advance. Isn't it a surprise? It's a surprise~"

"You dare to mess with me!" Xia Ran took off her sunglasses and said to Bai Xiaobai, "Just sit there, don't let him come out!"

Ding Shuo: "Actually, I miss you just because I'm afraid you won't want to meet me, so I had to come up with such a bad idea. I was wrong~"

Guan Shiyin: "If the apology is useful, why do you want my dad to do?"

Lin Miaomiao: "If the apology is useful, why do you want my stepfather to do?"

Xia Ran said to Guan Shiyin again, "I haven't told you yet. You've seen it a long time ago, why don't you tell us!"

She made her say a lot of things in her heart. Ding Shuo must be very proud now. He still has him in her heart. Humph, it’s so shameful!

"I remind you," Guan Shiyin looked at Shu Tongwen, "Teacher Shu, have I reminded you, don't be too moved by this scumbag? You all heard it~"

Xia Ran snorted, "That's also called a reminder!"

"I can only say that the hint is not so obvious," Guan Shiyin went east to invade the water. "Where is Bai Xiaobai, she has been watching the show since the beginning, and probably knew it a long time ago."

Bai Xiaobai patted the coffin board, "Although I didn't tell you, I have exposed this guy's crime now and suppressed him. Is it a great contribution~?"

Shu Tongwen couldn't bear it, "I think it's not good for you to sit on him like this~"

She was afraid that Ding Shuo would do anything.

Bai Xiaobai smiled wickedly, "Teacher Shu, haven't you ever sat on him?"

Shu Tongwen was embarrassed and said why did those things be done.

Bai Xiaobai said to Guan Shiyin again, "Sister Guan must have sat there, after all, Guan Yin sat there..."

"Shut up!" Guan Shiyin hurriedly covered Lin Miaomiao's ears, "There are still children here!"

Bai Xiaobai smiled and sucked, "She is two years older than me~"

When the woman outside started arguing, Ding Shuo in the coffin couldn't help laughing and giggled.

It’s really a show for three women. There are so many women, and their own people start to quarrel first.

It's not too easy to disintegrate them internally.

Wait, I laughed!

Ding Shuo suddenly felt full of strength, and the narrow coffin could not trap him at all.

However, he still reminded him, "Xiaobai, get out of here, I'm going to come out."

"What's coming out? You're shameless," Bai Xiaobai joked, "How can you get the words in the quilt to say here~"

Ding Shuo: "..."

Guan Shiyin covered Lin Miaomiao's ears again, but Miaomiao shook her head, she wanted to hear it very much ~

Ding Shuo: "In the end, I count three numbers, three..."

Bai Xiaobai, "Hmph, scare me."

"two!"

Xuan He suddenly thought of something, "Bai Xiaobai, get out of here, he can really lift the coffin board!"

Ding Shuo: "One!"

Bai Xiaobai: "Add to the link...ah!"

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(ps: Thank you for the voice of Jiaping Ershier brothers. Please like it after you see it. It’s a good match~
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