Chapter 43 The Basic Cultivation of a Scumbag
Of course, Ding Shuo's words are nonsense. A high-quality human male with nine ex-girlfriends has become a physiological instinct for running a train.
The actual words are, "I seem to have a knife falling on you. The length of the knife is very suitable for your thickness. The knife is my mother's relic. Please keep it for me. Once I find that Meow Meow breaks my body, I will go back to ask you for a knife and practice your skills on you at the same time."
Ding Shuo heard the scent of threat, so he adapted it a little.
This is also to ease the relationship between the two sisters. When Lin Miaomiao heard that Guan Shiyin made such a great sacrifice for her, she was so moved that she burst into tears.
However, it did not.
Lin Miaomiao tilted her head and guessed, "She wanted to sleep with you, so I'm sorry to say it clearly, so she used me as a shield. Humph, I won't let her go, I'll go with you tonight!"
I can still understand this way!
"How can you miss your sister so much? She is not the kind of person who has a low-level and interesting mind!"
Ding Shuo explained to Guan Shiyin, then said, "But your decision to go with me must be correct. I'll eat it, let's go."
Lin Miaomiao looked at Ding Shuo worriedly, "So you are the one with a low-level and interesting mind, right?"
Ding Shuo: "..."
"But it doesn't matter. I'll follow you anyway. Don't want to mess with Guan Shiyin tonight." Lin Miaomiao said resolutely.
Her generous look made Ding Shuo feel that if she didn't do anything low-level and interesting, she would be a little sorry for Lin Miaomiao's courage.
However, when Lin Miaomiao walked out of school, he became a little scared, "Ding Shuo, you, you didn't take me to check in a room, right?"
Ding Shuo: "So have you brought your ID card?"
"I didn't bring you!" Lin Miaomiao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Ding Shuo said, "You don't need an ID card to go to my house."
Lin Miaomiao: “…”
She thought Ding Shuo was really going to take her to her house, but she took her into the cinema.
Just when Lin Miaomiao was about to breathe a sigh of relief for the second time, she found that this "cinema" was different from what she thought.
This is called a private cinema. When you open the door of a room, the lights are dim, there is a big TV and a soft bed, and you can say that it is an elongated sofa.
Ding Shuo closed the door and said, "Sit down, ex-girlfriend."
Lin Miaomiao silently said in his heart, "He is just a scumbag, not a pervert." Then he sat down carefully.
Ding Shuo said again, "I haven't watched the movie version of "Luo Xiaohei's War" yet, please watch it with me."
"ah?"
"Ah what?"
Lin Miaomiao scratched her head, "So you want to watch that movie with me?"
"Otherwise, I'll see something, can I watch ***?"
Lin Miaomiao: "What is ***?"
Ding Shuo smiled and said, "Ask your sister~"
"That's definitely not a serious movie," Lin Miaomiao snorted and asked again, "when is it now, my phone is off."
Ding Shuo threw his cell phone directly to her, and Lin Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, "I still have time to go back to school."
Ding Shuo leaned on the bed, "Don't worry, I'll send you back after watching it."
Lin Miaomiao was sitting, but now she is also leaning against the head of the bed by Ding Shuo. The two of them are lying side by side, feeling that they are only one quilt away.
She also took Ding Shuo's cell phone and touched him, "Hey, what is the password for the mobile phone~"
Ding Shuo: "I don't even know my left hand, you still want to know~"
He can still tell the difference between being close and distant, and the other eight ex-girlfriends > left hand > Lin Miaomiao.
"But I told you my phone password, it's unfair!"
"You said this," Ding Shuo took out her Sanxing phone. "You can't log in to WeChat, and you can't see our previous chat records at all. Just use this to fool people."
Lin Miaomiao put her waist on her waist, "Then have you not read the photo album?"
"Photo album?" Ding Shuo opened it and saw that he was very good. The album was full of screenshots and date numbers.
In two months, in less than 60 days, Lin Miaomiao took more than 1,700 chat screenshots.
This was what she started after she learned about the "Ding Shuo's death". She was worried that Ding Shuo could not open her WeChat and could not see the chat history, so she specially hand-screened the picture.
I casually clicked on one picture. The dialogue inside made Ding Shuo feel like he had returned to that summer. He felt warm in his heart, "You are quite considerate, thank you~"
"No need to thank you~" Lin Miaomiao pointed Ding Shuo's phone at his face, and then turned on the phone.
Lin Miaomiao got out of bed and was proud.
Ding Shuo didn't go to grab it, and there was nothing shameful about his phone.
Lin Miaomiao opened Ding Shuo’s WeChat and wanted to see what Guan Shiyin wrote about that message, but she ended up having nothing.
Ding Shuo: "It has been deleted, just pretend it doesn't exist."
Lin Miaomiao said in amazement, "Ding Shuo, I'm convinced!"
Ding Shuo: This is just the basic cultivation of a scumbag.
However, at this time the phone rang, and there was new news! Ding Shuo's ears immediately stood up.
Lin Miaomiao said in surprise, "Boss Xuan has sent you a message!"
Ding Shuo straightened up, "What did she say?"
Lin Miaomiao, "She asked: Are you there?"
Ding Shuo: "I heard it was a scumbag girl's speech, so I don't have to pay attention to her."
Lin Miaomiao, "I don't want to reply to her."
Ding Shuo: "It's okay, come back and let her know that we will come out to watch the movie together, and she should wish us happiness."
"You agree," Lin Miaomiao smiled wickedly and immediately replied, "Oh, he's going to take a shower, what are you asking for her~"
Ding Shuo's hair suddenly appeared. He looked left and right and confirmed that there were only two of them in the room.
But the sound that Lin Miaomiao made just now is sure it was her voice?!
It was obviously a voice that was even more majestic than Xia Ran, and it was full of charm. At first glance, there was a sense of laziness afterwards.
Oh my God, Lin Miaomiao has such talent, and underestimates this ouzu girl!
Lin Miaomiao looked at Ding Shuo's expression, "Hey, why aren't you angry?"
Ding Shuo said calmly, "I said, I don't want to get back with my ex-girlfriend. Today I'm going to have an apology to see you on a movie. I hope we will abandon our past grudges, get to know each other again, and make friends, so it doesn't matter what kind of image I have in Xuanhe's heart."
After hearing Ding Shuo's answer, Lin Miaomiao felt bored and wanted to return the phone to Ding Shuo, but Xuan He also replied at this time.
~
Xuan He mustered up the courage to send Ding Shuo a "Is it here?" and wanted to test whether he was taking a hot spring alone.
As a result, a strange and charming voice came from the phone, which made Xuan He very angry. You Ding Shuo, you can hook up with women if you go to a hot spring, and it sounds so sexy!
Xuan He was not polite and started talking about work expressionlessly.
"That's right. I want to make your story into a talk show joke, mainly this part of pretending to die and cheating my ex-girlfriend, so I want to ask for your consent, after all, you are the party involved."
Lin Miaomiao said to Ding Shuo, "What do you say?"
Ding Shuo hesitated for a moment, "Do you ask her if my real name will appear?"
Lin Miaomiao asked by typing, and Xuanhe quickly replied, "Of course not, we will protect your privacy."
Ding Shuo: "Tell her, then I don't agree. Why don't I use my real name? I have such a creative farewell party and can't even reveal my real name. Then I'm in vain! I must use my real name!"
Chapter completed!