Chapter 302: Alien Catastrophe Theory
Marcos coughed twice awkwardly......
"You can't be a member of the British Secret Intelligence Agency?" Marcos was about to speak, but was interrupted by Baosi.
The two of them really have a good relationship. She and Fatty Li thought of going together. How can ordinary people enter Area 51? You can even think that this zombie crisis was caused by aliens? If you say that Marcos is just an ordinary model, you won’t believe it even if you kill Baosi.
Marcos obviously knows what's inside!
After hearing Baosi's words, Marcos became more hesitant.
"Brother, do you mean it!" Seeing that Marcos looked like he was eager to speak but stopped, Fatty Li couldn't help but start urging him.
"We promise not to tell anyone that God knows, the earth knows, you know, I know! We are all rotten in our stomachs! Is that OK?" Baosi immediately raised his hand and said.
"Okay." Seeing Fatty Li and Baosi breaking the bastard and asking the truth, Marcos finally decided to tell the truth.
"Didn't you just say that if aliens want to destroy the earth's civilization, it would be a very simple thing, and there is no need to be so complicated. Is it right?"
Fatty Li nodded. He did say this just now. And this is also an obvious thing. If the other party could really do this, the earth would have been destroyed long ago.
"Yes, what Fatty Li said makes sense." Baosi rarely said something to Fatty Li.
"Your problem is very good. The reason why we are still alive is because they don't want to destroy the earth's civilization at all." Marcos sighed and said very plainly.
"They don't want to destroy the earth? Then what do they want to do? Play with us and have fun?" Fatty Li asked subconsciously.
Even Fatty Li didn't notice it. He now believed and agreed to Marcos's alien disaster.
"Since they don't want to destroy us, they just want to get it!" Baosi was already intoxicated and couldn't extricate himself.
"Turn! You are right. Although alien civilizations are much more advanced than us, we also have some things that they do not have. Since they have discovered us, they naturally have no reason to let us go."
Marcos paused and continued.
"But our earth's population is too large, far exceeding the expectations of aliens. They want to take away our civilization, but they don't want to be obtained by other alien civilizations, so they have such a good show."
"The survival of the fittest! They are eliminating and choosing!" Baosi said excitedly, "They want to take away the best people!"
"You answered correctly again! So, this is the real inside story in the shadow of this disaster!" Marcos said excitedly.
"I said, Lao Ma. You're so traitful. What's your basis?" Fatty Li is pretty good. Compared to Baosi, he still remains sober. "Didn't you just say that you have been to District 51? What is your identity? What did you see? Tell us, I'm more interested in this."
"Yes! Yes! Handsome guy, talk about it!" Baosi was completely fascinated by Marcos now.
"Okay, I saw it in District 51." Marcos said and paused again, making Fatty Li and Baosi feel itchy.
"haha, i-got-temptation! Haha, just kidding, you guys take it seriously! Hahahaha." Marcos suddenly changed his style and said with a big laugh.
"What a thing?" Fatty Li almost didn't react. Baosi was also stunned on the spot.
If you want to blame, Marcos' style of painting turned too fast. The previous second he was still very entangled and serious, but the next second he actually laughed out loud.
"Because you're quite dull all the way, I guess you have something to worry about, right? That's why I'm just a joke to make you happy and change your mood." Marcos scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I'm just a little model. How could I have been to District 51? How could I know any aliens?"
Well, Baosi and Fatty Li are really speechless about this Marcos now. Fortunately, they are relatively nie and resistant to tearing each other. So they didn't beat this Marcos up.
"Don't belittle yourself. You are not a little model." Fatty Li took off the cigarette from his ear and lit it directly.
"Just relying on your acting skills, let alone Nevada and Las Vegas. You should go to Hollywood in Los Angeles, and you will definitely become a wrist." Fatty Li said while spitting out the smoke ring. Before Baosi could recover from the joke just now, he had no time to stop Fat Li who was smoking.
"So, what alien disasters you just said are all false?" Baosi asked unwillingly.
"Well, of course it's fake. Even if there are really aliens, this disaster cannot have anything to do with them, right?" Marcos replied with a smile.
Marcos's words caused Baosi to feel dissatisfied and kept calling for being fooled. Fatty Li sighed helplessly, thinking that he had picked up a treasure from the side of the road, but he didn't expect that what he picked up was a big liar.
"This joke is not funny at all!" Baosi sat back in the back seat angrily, obviously very disappointed that he did not hear the cosmic gossip.
Marcos had to keep apologizing to Baosi. After coaxing her for a while, Baosi stopped getting angry. Fatty Li didn't take it to heart. After all, Marcos made this joke out of good intentions, but his acting was too realistic.
Moreover, he was a little suspicious of Marcos' words, but now he heard Marcos say it was a joke, Fatty Li was really relieved.
If Marcos really said something amazing, Fatty Li would be a little embarrassed. At that time, will he believe it or not? Who knows whether he really has a background or is just a crazy person?
Now that he has entered the zombies, Fatty Li no longer jokes with them, and is driving the car intently. The road is full of broken vehicles, but the owner is gone.
Judging from the mess, there was probably a lot of chaos before. They could see zombies from the grass beside the road from time to time. They probably might be the owners of these vehicles, or they might be just some residents around them.
After the disaster, people must have begun to flee around without purpose. It is not surprising that there are so many vehicles in the north. Moreover, Marcos mentioned just now that there were news of a military base coming from Manchester, and everyone would definitely choose to escape to the north where Manchester is located.
Moreover, from the perspective of population distribution, the population of northern Scotland is much smaller than that of southern England, so the number of zombies is naturally less than that of southern England. Even if you don’t go to Manchester, I believe a considerable number of people fled to northern Scotland.
In contrast, although London is the capital, due to the terrifying population, most survivors do not choose to escape there.
Fatty Li was driving the car and was distracted unknowingly.
For some reason, after listening to what Marcos said just now, Fatty Li always felt uneasy in his heart. Fatty Li has experienced so much, and his character is very mature and firm.
Although Dr. Baosi is a girl, she has a wide range of knowledge. She is also a graduate student who graduated from Harvard University, and her mind is even more unspeakable.
Even so, when they heard Marcos' joke just now, they were a little intoxicated and couldn't extricate themselves and took it seriously.
Besides, this was just a joke Marcos made casually.
If someone takes advantage of the mentality of people living in the end of the world and eager to find spiritual support and carefully fabricate a lie, wouldn’t it be a scam for other survivors to be deceived?
In particular, the British are basically religious. If someone makes a big fuss about this, the consequences will be a bit unimaginable.
Fortunately, except for some Buddhists, Chinese people basically have no religious beliefs. Besides, compared with the British who go to church for weekly services, how often does Chinese people go to temples?
Therefore, he was not worried that his team members would be brainwashed by some charlatan.
But those foreigners couldn't say for sure. Fatty Li would not be surprised at all when a leader appeared in the British Empire and finally replaced the position of Queen of England.
After all, he had just seen the horror of fooling around from Marcos.
Although such a small episode appeared in the middle, Fatty Li was not disgusted with Marcos. If Marcos was really the kind of charlatan who made a living by fooling others, then there was no need for him to say it out loud just now.
I guess he is just a joker. Apart from being handsome, he is just an ordinary British man.
And after talking about it all the way, Baosi and Fatty Li felt even more at ease with Marcos. Marcos is a very upright person in terms of his words and behaviors, and his performance in all aspects.
After getting familiar with each other, we will talk about whatever we want, and we don’t look like the passers-by we just met.
Fatty Li was a little sleepy at this time, so he took out another cigarette. Fortunately, Marcos gave him this box of camel cigarettes, otherwise he would have been very upset.
Before Fatty Li could light up, a black shadow suddenly flashed in front of the car! With a "bang", the Toyota car knocked the black shadow away!
Fuck! Fuck you uncle! Did you hit a survivor or a zombie just now?
This scared all the three people in the car. The black shadow was hit far away and could not be seen in the car. Worried that he had hit the survivor, Fatty Li immediately untied his seat belt and got out of the car to check.
"Baosi, stay in the car!" Fatty Li did not forget to instruct before getting off the car.
When he ran to the distance, he found that the one he had hit was actually a sheep!
The sheep was hit hard by a car. Although it was not bleeding, it was lying on the ground without moving.
As a result, the Year of the Sheep hits the big fortune, and Fatty drove the car and hit the sheep.
This sheep should have not been bitten by zombies, and it is not a zombie sheep.
Fatty Li was about to squat down to check whether the sheep was dead, but unexpectedly the sheep suddenly stood up and then ran away quickly.
"Fuck!" Fat Li was a little shocked. Why are there actors everywhere today?
Fatty Li originally planned to take the sheep back to the dormitory if it dies. I will give Albe and the others a kebab tonight, but I didn’t expect that they were pretending to be dead just now.
Just as Fatty Li sighed at the "sheep", there was a sudden movement behind him!
Fuck! Fuck you uncle! Is this tmd driving?
He was about to go back to the car, but he didn't expect to look back.
Damn your grandma's car!!!???(To be continued.)
Chapter completed!