Chapter 1: Pests, squad leader and instigator ()

When the two rituals are not divided, they are called Hongyuan. The Ming and Menghong are like chickens, and are called Chaos Xuanhuang. There is no light and image, no sound and sound, no sect and no ancestor, and the darkness. There is essence in it, and its essence is true. The essence is nothing outside, and it is pure and empty. (Followed from "Yunji Qixuan")

"I'm fork, how can I make the floor? I almost cooked it! It's both fire and electricity! It's so bad that I almost didn't even have a chance to reincarnate. Don't let me catch you, otherwise, um, I'll hit my little cock until death." Li Otaku woke up from his coma, and kept cursing the murderer who almost caused him to lose his soul.

He shook his head, as if he wanted to shake himself a little more clearly. Suddenly, a mysterious message emerged from his mind. The amount of information was so large that Li Tongtian's brain, which had not yet been fully awake, was a little dizzy.

The calm spirit was calm and he barely focused on exploring this inexplicable message, gradually devoted himself to it, abandoning all joys, angers, sorrows, and happiness, completely forgetting the flow of time and space, and reaching the state of forgetting both things and self. The air flow around him rushed to Li Tongtian's head and ran according to a virtual path of practice.

"The heart zither caresses inside, and the rhyme penetrates the blue sky. The fetal fairy dances, and the spirit is brilliant. The Nine Yangs are circulating, and the seventh return to the spirit. The night light appears, the ghosts are shocked. The purple mist and red light form a canopy. The magical power is in a trance, and it is invisible and indestructible... The image of Taixu, the shadowless true god. The Nine Yang Palace, the jade household is connected to the true. The two Xuanwu households and the seven gates of the Vermillion Bird. The inner Ming Pavilion only appears. The Chinese divine house is bright and round. The bottom invades the nine earths and the top nine heavens..."

There is no time for practice, and chaos does not count for years.

Li Tongtian finished his practice again and woke up completely. He used his skills to look inside, and a purple light appeared in his mind. He read the message from the purple light. It turned out that the space he was in was inside the Chaos Pearl, and this purple light was the first Hongmeng purple aura that had just been born in the Chaos Pearl.

The Chaos Pearl is not a magic weapon, but a chaotic infertility. By chance, it was obtained by the little loli's family and became a loli's ornament, which was the bead worn on the chest of the little loli who was rescued by Li Tongtian that day. On that day, Li's otakus spitted blood and was sucked in by the Chaos Pearl. This was a blood sacrifice method to make Li's otakus initially establish a connection with the Chaos Pearl. Therefore, Li's otakus died and his soul was sucked into it. Li's otakus practiced randomly, so it was unlikely that he could have practiced anything. What a name, and over time, Li's soul will only dissipate in the pearl. But the first ray of Hongmeng purple qi is brewing in the Chaos Pearl, accompanied by a large amount of innate energy. By chance, Li's Otaku was helped to cultivate into the Huangting Inner Sutra, and then initially merge with the Chaos Pearl. The Chaos Pearl after the blood sacrifice was sacrificed by the Otaku soul cultivation method, and the purple qi was born again, and was mistakenly believed that the spiritual treasure was born by the heavenly tribulation, which led to the spiritual treasure disaster, and the result was that the otaku was struck by thunder.

Under the thunder and fire disaster, the otaku further merged with the Chaos Bead and absorbed the Chaos Seal in the Bead. He even took the first step of his practice. He first moved his yang and achieved the skill of half a millet.

"The first wisp of Hongmeng purple aura, according to the protagonist's invincibility law, I should have my cultivation ascendant like a rocket, a celestial immortal, a golden immortal, a Daluo golden immortal, and then I should be a quasi-saint, a saint, or a saint. Uh, should I kill three corpses to become a saint or use my strength to prove the Tao? It's so distressing!" Thinking of this, Otaku Li smiled foolishly. If he had a body, he was afraid that his saliva had flown down three thousand feet.

"Hmm? No! Ge Hong seemed to say that San means a lot, and the corpse means pests. Killing San corpse is to kill parasites in the body, a bit like eating sugar beans and killing roundworms. Well, you can't eat seafood raw in the future! Well, you can't eat uncooked meat! Yes, resist Western food!"

"That "Hetu Jiming Talisman" seems to record that the three corpses are three Yin gods of the Peng surname. Every day on the poor day of Liujia, they often go to Tian Baishiming, and the Taoist is guilty. It means that they sneak out every sixty days and report to Tian, ​​saying that this person has done something bad. Well, from this perspective, these three corpses are a bit like the class monitor of elementary school students. Every once in a while, they are like the class teacher "Tian" who sued the dark, saying that who has done something bad, and then they are expelled quickly! So they are expelled by Tian. Well, despised all behaviors that threaten students by expulsion!"

"There are also words that the three corpses are three instigators. Those who live in their heads are "thinking and carriages, and those who live in their belly are "that make people eat and angry, and those who live in their feet are "that make people love to kill and kill". Instigators, it is probably a little bit better than murderers and rapists!" Li Dawu gestured a little with the nails of his little fingers.

"It seems that these three corpses are pests, squad leaders or instigators, well, they are all not good things! Conscience is very broken. In the Confiscated God, the three corpses of the twelve golden immortals have not been cut off and the six qi has not been swallowed. They cannot continue to practice. They must first overcome the killing disaster. Therefore, they do bad things every day and harm the good people of the Jie Cult. They are firmly despised!"

"The three corpses must be killed!" Li Dawu raised his head and chest, clenched his fist with his right hand, and looked like a Red Guard who swore to the red flag. "But how to kill him?"

"Uh, it seems that I'm a little far away to consider this now. Well, cultivation is the first, cultivation is the first!"

According to the Chaos Seal, Li Tongtian continued to guide the innate qi to temper the body, oh, it is to temper the soul. The innate qi entered the body one by one, and as the magic tricks were running gradually, they entered the body one by one. I don’t know how many years, days, tens of thousands of years, or more. The air flow in the Chaos Pearl rushed to Li Tongtian like a tide, and then disappeared into his body. Li Tongtian’s soul body also changed from blur to clear, gray gradually turned white, gradually turned from white to wheat yellow, with signs of condensed into solid skin. The most significant change was the head, from gray to white to yellow, and now it condensed into nine colors. Because the innate qi filled the Nine Yang Palace, the Nine Mats were different, so the Nine Colors appeared.

At this moment, the nine acupoints on Li Tongtian's head were shining brightly, with a crisscrossing and complex streaks of light, and a purple air wandered around. The entire head was like a big eater who had been hungry for three years, greedily swallowing the spiritual energy. Until the nine lights arise from the nine acupoints, the purple air no longer wanders, but merges with the nine light spots and gradually merges into one. The combined light spots and purple air seemed to turn into a black hole, plundering the surrounding spiritual energy at a crazy speed. The chaotic space seemed to be about to be drained, gradually shrinking, and finally merged with the black hole. Finally, the black hole stopped plundering, and the air flow no longer rushed. A reduced version of Li Otaku-naughty appeared, about an inch tall, with crystal clear and delicate skin, and a straight facial features. But a little purple light appeared and disappeared in the dark eyes.

"I finally condensed into the soul! I'm also a god! From now on, the magic weapon is me, and the beauty is also me! Hahaha!" Xiao Li's otaku laughed disproportionately from his body, and the depression during this period seemed to be wiped out with the laughter.

After venting his anger, the light flashed, and the little otaku disappeared into Li Tongtian's brain Nigong Wan.

Looking around, there was a chaotic circle. The difference is that a hazy green light rose from somewhere to illuminate the entire chaotic land. The air flow is no longer silent, and sometimes turbulent flow appears and disappears.

"Well? Why is there still chaos around? Hasn't that Chaos Bead been refined by my soul?" Li Da's otaku felt a little strange in his heart. With a thought, the Chaos Bead flashed in front of him, "That's right!"

Suddenly I thought of another possibility, "Is it that it is, through, through, through, through!!"

Run the magic trick and introduce the surrounding spiritual energy into the body. "Well, it feels right. The chaotic energy is very similar to the spiritual energy in the chaotic pearl, and it is a bit different. Well, it should be more violent."

Thinking of this situation, the otaku's expression changed from surprise to surprise, "Gaga, Chaos, I'm here! The prehistoric world, I'm here! Magic weapons, I'm here! Beauty, I'm here! Well, it seems that the beauty has not been born yet. Alas, the loli next door has not been raised! Well, it's important to grab magic weapons! It's all me! Wow, it's alas!"

"Well, magic weapon, this Chaos Bead is good." With a thought, I put the Chaos Bead into the soul. "Although it was only a preliminary sacrifice and a little bit of function has just been developed, it is still very practical. A chaotic space, although not too big now, can be slowly 'raised'! There is still a lot of room for development. Collect and the best place to warm up magic weapons. You can also make a piece of land in the future and plant some flowers, plants and other things in it. When you grow up, you will become innate magic weapons. Well, just drool when you think about it!"

"Although the defense is not super strong, well, it's still enough to resist the chaos and chaos, which is just right for us to be a low-cultivation person who wants to be confused in chaos."

"The most important thing is that this Chaos Seal comes with magic tricks - Nine Turns Wuji, which is the best way to hide and practice to the extreme, and can change randomly between existence and non-existence, and can transcend outside the great way. It is simply the best magic tricks that kill people, steal fragrance and jade, and pick flowers and peep! Although I have only practiced the first level, well, if I follow this magic description, I will practice until the Nine Turns, even if Hongjun is in the Heavenly Way, I can't find that I will pick flowers! Haha, hahaha!" Li Otaku thought of all kinds of wonders, and a lewd smile appeared on his face, and a laugh like a night cat entering the house resounded through the chaos.

"You have a good character! There is no way, magic weapons and magic tricks will jump into your arms." Li Otaku thought narcissistically.

"Well, I have such a strong character. According to legend, Chaos is full of gold, and magic weapons everywhere, and they are all born innately. Well, there are also Chaos treasures. There must be 1,800 innate treasures that are destined to me! I'm really embarrassed to say that I am a time traveler if I don't take it away."

After thinking about it, Otaku-na Li transformed into a stream of light and flew towards the depths of the chaos!
Chapter completed!