Chapter 216 Urban Management Schools
Chapter 216 Urban Management School
These 800 little phoenixes were all washed away by Sister Li Huang with great magic power. After surviving the initial pain, in just over 100,000 years, these little phoenixes completed several rebirths of Nirvana and rebuilt their magic power. To this day, the strength of this team of Phoenix Shadow Guards cannot be underestimated. The leading Qingya Xiao Phoenix has already achieved the peak of the thirty-third level of heaven, and the other little phoenixes are at the lowest level of the thirty-fourth level of heaven.
Since the initial practice of the Shadow Guards two million years ago, they have returned to Jinao Island from the Phoenix Realm and continue to act as guards for Li Huang.
Next to the Phoenix Shadow Guard, there was a team of more than a thousand phoenix troops, exuding a powerful momentum to cheer for the Phoenix Shadow Guards. However, Zixuan Xiao Phoenix led the Xuanniao Holy Mother to Jinao Island to handle the alchemy and weapon refining matters, and visited his mother, the former clan leader of Lihuang.
Millennium years ago, the situation of the Phoenix tribe was stable, and the new generation of Phoenixes had gradually grown up. So, Sister Li Huang decided to completely step down from the position of patriarch and concentrate on living and working in Jinao Island.
Originally, Li Huang planned to hand over the clan leader to Li Luan Xiao Fenghuang. However, Li Luan was a master who could not bear the restraint. Moreover, there was no war in the Phoenix clan now, so Li Luan was happy to play with Qing'er and the two little demons with the same smell. So he used the excuse of being in seclusion to attack the 36th level of heaven and training the new generation leader of the Phoenix clan, Fenghuang, to encourage Li Huang and forcibly push the unlucky clan leader to Zixuan Xiao Fenghuang.
Although Zixuan Xiaofeng was extremely unwilling to be the clan leader, she was oppressed by Li Luan's aunt. Moreover, Li Luan also issued an imperial edict saying that this was the joint appointment of Li Huang's clan leader and Tongtian's clan leader. Due to the power of the three elders, Zixuan Xiaofeng had no choice but to obey his orders.
Fortunately, there were old elders such as Xuanniao who helped, and nothing major happened, so Zixuan, the Taiping clan leader, did a sloppy and a mediocre job.
Now there is nothing major in the Phoenix Realm. Zixuan's little Phoenix has already achieved some cultivation. There is no need to go into seclusion every day. In his spare time, he often comes to Jinao Island to visit his mother and reunite with his good sisters such as Wudang and Tianyao.
Seeing that the population on Jinao Island was so prosperous, Li Otaku was happy. After arranging all the monsters, he returned to Biyou Palace with his wives and a few close relatives.
When the ladies talked about the major events in the past two million years, Otaku Li was shocked.
The six congenital witch ladies and Miao Xin Woman both have attained Hunyuan. There is nothing wrong with this Otaku Li. It’s natural to be sincere!
Two crows in the Heavenly Court led their troops to the Qilin clan to take revenge and cause trouble. They were defeated by Qing'er's little demon girl, captured, and even deposed the Di Jun's crow. Well, this matter is worth it! Isn't it just two crows? Just fight, just fight, what's there to be afraid of? Heavenly Court is amazing? It angers the urban management, and you will still check your business license! At that time, you will have to pay a fine for food and drink. Another extortion of a lot of magic weapons? Well, you have a fortune! It really has the style of my Li family!
Super Urban Management Old Earthworm has opened a private university to recruit students in the prehistoric world? Uh, we don’t know!
This seems to be a bit troublesome. That is the real urban management! As the saying goes, hooligans should not be scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated. As urban management, the old earthworm is not only ruthless, but also seems to have the right to issue urban management diplomas.
Although we are also a cultural person, we are self-taught. If we don’t have a diploma, we will probably not be accepted by the mainstream urban management team. If we are forced to be called the mainstream, that’s so unfair!
Besides, we are good people, so we can't get along with the urban management, right? Although with our own strength, we won't be afraid of that guy, it's also troublesome, right? Li Otakuan frowned slightly and looked thoughtful.
It turned out that Sister Li Huang said that more than a million years ago, a powerful person attained the state of Hunyuan. He also sent a message to the prehistoric world 300,000 years ago, proclaiming himself the saint of Hongjun, and said that he was about to preach in the Zixiao Palace thirty-three days away. Anyone who is destined to go and listen to the class.
At this time, the heavens in the prehistoric realm only have the Four Brahms and Three Realms, totaling thirty-two levels of heaven.
The three realms are the desire realm, the form realm, and the formless realm. The six heavens of the desire realm, the eighteen heavens of the form realm, and the four heavens of the formless realm, and the total of twenty-eight heavens of the three realms.
The Four Brahmas refer to the four levels of Brahmas above the three realms, namely the twenty-ninth level of Changrong Heaven, the thirty-twentieth level of Jade Long Heaven, the thirty-first level of Brahmas divination Heaven, and the thirty-second level of Jia Yitian. The above these four heavens is Brahmas. ("Yunji Qixuan·Volume 21 Days of Earth").
The so-called thirty-sixth level of heaven generally refers to the thirty-two heavens, plus the Three Qing Heavens and the Daluo Heaven.
Of course, there are different statements.
Buddhism talks about thirty-three days, which is thirty-two days plus a Buddha heaven that I don’t know what it is (it seems that there is also a lewd person who counts the paradise of birds). Then add the three pure heavens and it will be thirty-six.
There are also saying that the three clears each transform the three qi, which is the nine heavens. The nine heavens will produce three qi, and the original nine heavens will give birth to the thirty-sixth heavens. Of course, these statements are roughly just folk rumors and are still unfounded.
Hongjun, according to Li Otaku's speculation, there is a possibility that the old earthworm who has obtained half of the jade certificate of creation. He said that he was preaching outside the thirty-three days, and it should be that the old earthworm himself had created another world outside the thirty-two heavens, and then gathered together the thirty-three heavens. Perhaps the old earthworm felt that thirty-three days were not enough to show his majesty, so he ran to the chaotic land outside the sky and went to the chaotic land outside the sky to show off.
According to legend, the Three Qingshou worshipped the old earthworm as their master. But by chance, I have already achieved Hunyuan, so it is natural that I can't get to be a disciple again. Even if I think about it, the ladies would not agree. Isn't that a generation shorter than the old earthworm out of thin air?
If you don’t become a disciple, that old earthworm is a rumor in the world that dares to abandon yourself and use your body to reunite. In the martial arts world, it is a fierce man who dares to wield his sword and castrate himself; if it is in the 21st century, it is definitely a terrorist who dares to fiddle with suicide car bombs.
Faced with such a ruthless person, Li Otaku, as a good citizen, is naturally afraid of being a little scared. The soft ones are afraid of being a hard one, the hard ones are afraid of being arbitrary, and the arrogant ones are afraid of being a life-threatening person! People can even want a little cock. Even if you have a talent for cultivation, even if you hang a bunch of pig's feet halos, even if you put a thick stack of sunflower books in front of you, you will probably not be able to compare, right? You just dare not compare!
After grabbing several hairs, Li Otaku-nah didn't think of any solution.
Forget it! It’s too late to go to the class now, so I guess they’re on vacation. I decided to skip classes. Well, I simply didn’t go to school. Li Otaku felt relieved. Because the days without school are so wonderful! You can sleep in every day!
As for the troubles you might have to face? He scratched his head, hesitated for a long time, and then he thought to himself, let's talk about it after waiting for a while! After thinking hard for a while, Li Otaku's always thick nerves immediately comforted himself.
With a preliminary tummy case, and with the fact that Sister Yuqi is about to be born, Li Otaku lived on Jinao Island. When he was free, in addition to stabilizing his cultivation and communicating with his wives, he was to deal with various affairs on the island and train a few little apprentices. Of course, he also had to accompany his wife Yuqi to take a walk and chat with the new generation of otaku who was about to be born. The rest was to live a debauchery and unjust sexual life with his wives.
Li Otaku is living leisurely and happy on the island, but at this moment, there is an old monster who is extremely entangled in his heart thirty-three days away.
By the way, more than a million years ago, the old earthworm went through thousands of disasters and dangers and finally achieved Hunyuan. Even though he was excited and sad, the old earthworm decided to deal with the two demon gods who always harassed themselves and attained enlightenment.
So, the old earthworm began a long journey of revenge. At the same time, the old earthworm still had a mind, just that they could not let those two guys achieve the Hunyuan Dao Fruit. Urban Management? It is enough to have one of them in this world.
The first thing the old earthworm wants to look for is naturally the crazy woman Taiyuan who has harassed him for more than one million years. I don’t know if it is because Taiyuan already knew that the old earthworm had achieved Hunyuan or some other reason. In short, the old earthworm has been searching for tens of thousands of years but has not found the crazy woman. Every time, the old earthworm will hide its breath again when it is about to find it.
In theory, the old earthworm is now a saint of Hunyuan and a monster at the top of the pyramid. However, for such a strong man who is infinitely close to Hunyuan and a guy who has innate treasures hidden in his journey, he can only roughly guess the general direction. Whether it can be found specifically depends on luck. The old earthworm probably found too many magic weapons in the previous episode and used up all his luck. He obviously had bad luck during this period.
After tens of thousands of years of hard work, the old earthworm had to change its goals and turn to seek the bad luck of the willow spirit.
This time it took not much time, and soon the old earthworm found the enemy monster.
However, seeing the willow tree spirit with an unfathomable smile on its face, it was obvious that the old monster was waiting for him to come. Therefore, the old earthworm felt like he was called falling into the trap.
Both sides have been in a long grudge. Even if they don’t want to die as soon as they meet, as long as they have the chance to kill each other, they will definitely not be merciful.
After calming down, the old earthworm did not take action rashly. The spiritual thought quietly explored out. The old earthworm's idea was to first find out the other party's situation. The old earthworm was still very confident about his current spiritual thought. As long as the other party did not take the last step to achieve the Hunyuan Dao Fruit, I believe that it would be impossible to hide it from him. Unless, the willow tree spirit, like him, has already been promoted to the position of urban management.
After a while of investigation, the old earthworm came to the conclusion that it seemed that, perhaps, probably, this willow spirit had not yet attained Hunyuan.
However, it is probably because of living underground all year round that earthworms pay more attention to safety. On the verge of caution, the old earthworm still showed a magic weapon. The twelve-grade golden lotus platform under his feet, Tai Chi diagram behind his back, Pan Ancient Banner above his head, surrounded by three-color flags, a colorful wooden stick in his left hand, and a green lotus sword in his right hand.
After arming to the teeth, the old earthworm swung a blue sword energy and began to tentatively attack.
Seeing the old earthworm in such a posture, the willow tree groaned in disgrace. He pretended to be bear and pretended to be cowardly, but in the end, his charming eyes were all thrown to the blind man. You can't be bolder, tougher, and stupider, this damn old earthworm?
However, since he started to pretend to be stupid, the willow spirit decided to continue pretending and must endure it until the old earthworms reveal their butts. Well, it's a flaw.
Chapter completed!