4. I, Jiang Qiao, hit Xian Yuan!
Is it illegal for a fairy to kill someone in modern society?
It is illegal, but how to arrest it is a problem. Maybe it will be a unilateral random killing.
It is related to social public safety. Jiang Qiao felt that she needed to make her realize that this was the earth, not Ziweixing, and there were no enemies, and no one instructed anything he did.
After a series of oaths, self-certification, and all the words were said to be done, Jiang Qiao finally explained the current situation to the beautiful fairy in front of him.
"You mean, this is not a poisonous incense, not an intentional murder, but a product called 'cigarette'? All the mortals here rely on this thing to relax their spirits?"
Jiang Qiao nodded like a pecking rice.
"How strange it is."
Bai Yueling really couldn't understand that this cigarette was pungent and smelly, contained toxins and had a damaging foundation. It was actually named "cigarette" and it still cost money to buy it.
She began to wonder whether the mortals in this world were all fools, otherwise why they still often sucked and became addicted even though they knew it was harmful.
"I have said everything I should say, so, Bai... Fairy Bai, can I let me go now?" Jiang Qiao looked at her with a nervous look.
Bai Yueling nodded, Lian walked to the bathroom just now, and gently took away the knife hanging around his neck with his hand and breathed a sigh of relief.
After walking in front of the gates of hell, he was shocked and sweated.
"There is no water in the bathroom. How should you mortals take a bath?" Bai Yueling frowned at the empty and clean bathroom.
Hearing the indifferent tone, Jiang Qiao got up from the ground, and clearly understood nothing, so she was like the owner of this family.
"Well, modern society is different from the world you live in. Although there is no way to practice immortality, there are more convenient and convenient measures to facilitate the people. We call it science."
The faucet was turned on in Jiangqiao, and clear and clean water was sprayed out of the shower. Bai Yueling's always indifferent expression finally changed a little at this time.
"This thing is called tap water, it is opened and used immediately, and it is closed and stopped."
Looking at her curious face, Jiang Qiao felt an indescribable sense of pride in her heart.
"As for the principle, it is difficult to explain it clearly to you now, but you only need to know that the left tenth scald and the right tenth frostbite, the specific temperature varies from person to person, and you can adjust it yourself."
Jiang Qiao turned off the water and looked up at her: "Do you understand how to use it?"
Bai Yueling nodded, it was not difficult to understand the operation.
Her eyes were full of admiration, and the world seemed much more interesting than she thought.
"What a running water. Mortals in this world do not rely on magical powers and magic, and do not need spells and mantras. They can transport water from thousands of miles away to this place with their minds and skill. This is really amazing."
Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: "This is the power of science, and you will see more in the future."
"I don't know what fairy uses to remove filth and soapcorns when taking a bath?"
Bai Yueling glanced at him faintly: "This immortal body is invincible and has no dust and no filth. If necessary, just take a bath in the hot spring."
Jiang Qiao explained embarrassedly: "This thing is called shampoo, which can remove oil, decontamination, dead skin, dandruff, and itchy. There is also something called conditioner, which can effectively protect hair from dryness, boring, and bifurcation, but men generally don't use it."
He silently glanced at Bai Yueling's hair, although it was condensed into a stream of hemp rope by the rain, was as black and shiny as lead wire, and it should not be necessary.
"This is called shower gel, which has similar effects to shampoo, but it is used to wash your body. This is for facial cleanser and face washing."
Jiang Qiao said nothing but naggingly, glanced at the toilet, and hesitated how to explain.
"This is a toilet, used for convenience, use in toilets, use respect, and helplessness, in short..."
Before he could finish his words, Bai Yueling shook her sleeves and a rare sense of shame appeared on her cheeks, which had always been indifferent.
"I have already fasted my place and my immortal body is transparent, so I don't need it!"
“Yes, yes, yes…”
Jiang Qiao closed the bathroom door with an awkward look and then retreated. Looking at Hua Zi who was extinguished on the living room floor, she subconsciously wiped a cold sweat.
He trembled and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and was about to light a cigarette to calm down. When he thought of the scene just now, he thought about it and then let it go.
If another misunderstanding occurs, the flying sword hangs in his throat again, and he can't bear the shock.
...
Bai Yueling stared blankly at the cramped and closed space in front of her. When she came to the earth from Ziweixing, she could not feel the rules, but her spiritual energy was filled with something called "science".
For example, tap water, such as the electric light on the head, according to the mortal outside, humans can develop to this point because they believe in science.
This sounds like various bizarre fantasies that she had in her heart when she passed the tribulation. Even as the Immortal Emperor, she was still a little dazed when she experienced it personally.
Perhaps, this is also one of the hardships she needs to go through when she embarked on the supreme path. Only by rolling in the world can she survive the tribulation and successfully walk in the world can she truly achieve enlightenment and become an immortal.
After thinking it through, Bai Yueling's Taoist heart was unprecedentedly pure.
She took a deep breath, took off her Luo Shang, took off her Taoist clothes, and exposed her skin with a round halo to the air, which was so beautiful that it was not as real.
Bai Yueling recalled the operation of the mortal, turned on the shower, and the water flowed out of the shower head, and then squeezed out some so-called shampoo and sprayed it evenly in his hands, bubbling, and finally wiped it on his head...
Jiang Qiao listened to the kitchen water heater turning on the fire, and the sound of the water flowing loudly and smallly, and couldn't help but think: Is that fairy so curious that she is so curious?
What is the scene of a fairy taking a bath?
Jiang Qiao glanced at the bathroom door and didn't seem to have taught her how to lock the door just now.
If you open the door now, can you see the erotic scene that is clean?
Improper facial features, fair skin covered with water droplets, and beautiful figure... I can eat three big bowls of rice by listening to the sound of water flowing.
You can't think or not. If you think about it again, you will have a picture. The fairy may know his mind. If you are discovered, you will definitely die miserably.
Jiang Qiao sat on the sofa and shook his head vigorously, took out his mobile phone and entered 110, hesitating whether to hand over the fairy who had traveled through time to the country. In this way, he would at least not be passively threatened.
If she loses, she should be locked in a cell of traits, or the mystery of cultivating immortals is studied by scientists, and from then on, the era of cultivating immortals for the whole nation will begin.
If she wins, the Immortal Emperor with boundless magic power will know if he will slap the earth with one slap.
Perhaps, you can observe temporarily.
After all, the fairy is not a big devil who kills without blinking. If you can communicate in depth and be lucky, you can learn a move and see immortality.
According to the immortals, I am now facing the fate of immortals.
Since it is a fairy fate, can it be let go?
Jiang Qiao was thinking about it when the bathroom door suddenly opened.
...
(Lao Hu, I haven't seen each other for a long time, so I'm fine. Isn't it too much to vote?)
Chapter completed!