Chapter 965: Incredible Joke of Life
"You are kidding me, you must be kidding me!" Little Wade laughed and immediately began to defend himself. "How could I be a wanted criminal? Don't joke, I am a serious person. I have always done legal business and have never even done tax evasion, let alone anything wanted. You must have made a mistake!"
"Is it wrong? It's impossible." He smiled and the little spider pinched his chin and said to Wade. "There was a very serious world security accident in Egypt. According to the news, there were five prisoners. In addition to the apocalypse that had been eliminated, Victor, the cable and the Cyclops who were imprisoned, there was only one mercenary with the code-name Deadpool and has not been arrested. According to the relevant description of the prisoner, this guy named Deadpool looks very similar to you."
"Does it look like it? Maybe it's just like it. You have to know that a guy like me who is awakened by his handsomeness every day must have many admirers and imitators. Maybe it's just that someone who admires his idol too much wears my outfit and causes trouble everywhere. You have to know that this kind of thing cannot be eliminated."
Tugging the mask on his face, Little Wade said in an innocent tone. Suddenly, he immediately said to the little spider as if he had thought of something.
"Otherwise, this time it's my friendship to help you, so it's not money. And because of the good relationship between us, you just pretend that you didn't see me. What's going on next time when we see you?"
"Not really!" Shaking his head, the little spider immediately showed a cunning smile on his face. "You must know that as long as I report you and give you some charges, you should not think about your remaining days. In this era of comprehensively implementing intelligent mechanization management, it is unlikely that you can even appear in the human society openly. So, if you want to have a better life in the future, then you can only choose to listen to me!"
"Listen to you? Do you let Mr. Wade listen to you?"
Deadpool elongated his tone and obviously had a lot of opinions about this request. When he saw his reflection, Spider immediately said to him to what he liked.
"Yes, listen to me. As long as you can help me send these people to a safe place, I can ask the superiors for a leniency and temporarily lift the wanted order for you. I even said that if you want, I can ask the superiors to give you a job with good salary and benefits. How about it, do you want to consider it?"
"I always feel that there is some conspiracy here. You guy doesn't look like a good person!"
A guy with a deep sin in his soul who was slightly black and purple would actually say that he was not a good person, which really made little Spider wonder what to say. If it weren't for seeing this guy being a funny guy, and now he really needed this guy's help, just with these sins on him, little Spider could give him an eye of judgment. So at this moment, he could only say to Wade angrily.
"I'm just giving you a suggestion, if you don't want to, you can do whatever you want. But will the consequences?"
This suggestion sounds extremely threatening, and after feeling this threat, Wade grinned, and finally put it on the little spider's shoulder and smiled at him.
"Okay, my dear friend. Is this kind of thing impossible to discuss because we are so close? But can I ask first? If I promise to work for you, how to calculate the basic salary? Also, how to calculate the bonus for the task? Weekly or monthly salary? Who will be paid to the task?"
"You talk to the above about this kind of thing yourself, and I am only responsible for introducing it!"
After slapped Wade's hand away, the little spider greeted the captain who was so scared that he could not move, asking him to act as soon as possible. At this time, Wade also whistled and shouted to the side of the river bank.
"Xia Kela, hurry up and go. I've found a boat that I can get out! The tickets are free."
The shout made the little Spider immediately widen his angry eyes. He looked at the uncontrollable guy beside him in disbelief and asked him in surprise.
"You actually have accomplices?"
"Look at what you said, I am loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom. How could it be that there are no two or three reliable friends by the side?"
Wade shyly held up his face and made an expression of an unbearable slutty bitch. At this time, the little spider's eyes were no longer on him. He was already lying on the companion who was summoned by Wade.
First of all, this is a woman. It sounds a bit incredible. A guy like Wade who is full of nonsense and slutty words has a woman who is willing to stay by his side. This really makes people feel that something is wrong with this world. What makes people feel even more unacceptable is that this woman is very beautiful, far beyond the standard of a normal person.
The delicate face that looks extremely charming and charming makes people unable to help but look away at the sight of her. And that almost perfect female figure has directly elevated her charming ability to an exaggerated level. In theory, such a woman should give people a feeling of debauchery. But the little Spider did not feel this way. Instead, she could feel a strange classical and noble from her body. It was like this was not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who had been through thousands of years.
It has to be said that meeting such a woman at this time was really surprising. Seeing her holding Wade's arm as soon as she floated onto the boat, the little Spider's inner surprise deepened a little. He knew what Deadpool Wade Wilson looked like.
The Skyhammer Bureau has collected a lot of key information from various top secret organizations in the world. Among them, they also retain a complete record of information about the X organization that has been forcibly disbanded. Among them, as a fugitive and wanted top secret criminal, Deadpool Wade Wilson's information is naturally to make anyone who has the ability to arrest him clear.
This is a death mercenary, a top figure who can skillfully use this kind of murder weapon and be proficient in melee combat and sword techniques. Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human, not a character that even a superhero must be afraid of.
What was really scary about him was because he accepted the experiment of x tissue. Because of his cancer, in order to save himself, he accepted the genetic transformation of x tissue. This experiment was successful from a certain perspective. He got rid of the fate of death and successfully survived the disease. But he also failed because the cancer cells spread to his whole body, turning him into an image of being neither human nor ghost.
How should I describe that image? It is difficult for little Spider to say clearly. He can only say that if someone can look at his face and eat the food, he can be considered a spiritual strongman.
And even such a face that makes people unable to even eat, there is such a beautiful woman who is willing to do such intimacy with him. He really doesn't know what to say.
As if he could see the confusion and confusion on the little spider's face, the woman named Xia Kela raised her mouth and showed a trembling charming smile, and then asked the little spider.
"You can see that you seem to be very interested in the relationship between me and Wade!"
"Uh, that's right. Are you very familiar with him?"
When he said such words in a tactful manner, the little Spider expressed his curiosity in his heart while expressing his inner curiosity. To be honest, at his age, he is really curious. Since Xia Kela asked this, he naturally beat the snake and rode it with the stick.
"Of course!" Xia Kela could understand the little Spider's implication, and she replied to him without any concealment. "I am very familiar with every part of Wade. In other words, I can accept playing any tricks or postures with him. You should understand what I mean."
"I understand, understand!" Faced with such a straightforward answer, the little Spider suddenly felt ashamed. He really didn't realize that this was such an open woman. At the same time, he had to admire the heavy taste of this woman. How should he say this feeling? It's really a rush to love.
At this time, while listening to the two of them using code words, Wade was feeling a little resounding. He first pulled his arms. Without being able to pull his arms out of Xia Kela's arms, he could only transfer his firepower to the little Spider and asked him maliciously.
"I feel something is wrong. Why do you look like you are saying something bad about me!"
"This is your illusion!" Faced with this question, Spider would definitely not admit it. Of course, he also had his own explanation for his behavior. "I'm just telling the truth. Wade, touch his conscience, and then tell me what your face looks like?"
"What do you want to say, the eggs that were sprinkled with sulfuric acid?"
"Please, can we not turn on this yellow accent? Can we change to a more appropriate adjective? For example, fried golf balls?"
"Ah, I like this. This adjective reminds me of my original face when it was still white."
He patted the little Spider on the shoulder hard, and Deadpool showed a very rare kindness to him.
"Do you know? I admire you more and more. There are very few guys like you who are co-starring with me now. Do we want to take some time to open a room and chat about it? Believe me, I am still very confident about hip shaping and other things." (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!