Chapter 59: It's Broken Again
"Actually, there is a uncle in my hometown who treats me very well. Unfortunately, I will not see him for many years. It is not certain whether I can see him in the future..." After Luo Youde mentioned this, Hong Tao suddenly remembered his uncle who was afraid of his wife, and remembered the scene when he helped him fight around. He was so similar to Luo Youde's nephew and uncle. I don't know that he is doing well now, and Gao Yan can't grin at home. Then he naturally thought of his parents, grandparents, sisters Han Xue, and the women he liked and lived with, as well as Hong Shan and Hong Jing's children... As soon as the gate opened, he couldn't stop him and he remembered everything.
After finding his soulmate, Luo Youde was not in a hurry to leave. He and Hong Tao said one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, and one by one, one by one, was still careful to protect one by one, even Hong Tao, a shameless person.
But pretending every day, there are times when you are tired and annoyed. With the wine, you will have an excuse to indulge and relax. Taking off your mask properly for a while is also a kind of mental adjustment. Although sometimes there are some unexpected consequences, it is difficult to tell whether it is good or bad. For example, tonight, Hong Tao drank too much, and he actually drank too much of this Song Dynasty rice wine like beer. If he didn't have a 6 or 7 liters, he wouldn't agree.
If Hong Tao drinks too much, that's a consequence. He can't remember the following things. Anyway, when he woke up the next day, he was already lying in the boat tent, and it was quiet around him. He touched himself first. Fortunately, it was different from before. There were many naked women around him, and this time he was wearing clothes, and there was no one around him. Then he lifted up the rag curtain and looked out. Fortunately, he was still in Zhenzhou Port. Even if he didn't recognize the appearance here, he even recognized the smell of the boat. It was too smelly! No wonder there was an abalone shop that didn't smell its odor for a long time. These all kinds of salted fish, yao pillars, and dried abalone taste were so strong that he could sleep here for a night, and he got up after sunlight. It can be seen that the stamina of the Song Dynasty rice wine is also quite strong. If it is weaker, it will be awakened in the middle of the night.
"Sir, are you awake? Do you need to eat?" Hearing the movement in the tent, a figure who was originally sitting by the boat silently turned his head and revealed a face full of yellow-red bearded.
"Karl, you have to use the word "Master" on the nobles. Isn't it a waste to use me?" Carl was sitting at the bow of the boat and praying to the sky. Hong Tao didn't hear anything. It was probably something that made him return to his home as soon as possible. He heard the sound, he interrupted his prayer and returned to his usual gentle appearance. While taking out his toothbrush and toothpaste from his pocket, Hong Tao objected to Carl's name.
"You are the leader of a tribe and have so many big ships. If you are in the Holy Roman Empire, you are a nobleman, who will have his own territory, and will be enthroned by the king. Maybe the Pope will do it. The knights can only salute the nobles and serve the nobles..." It seems that Carl does not intend to change it, and his theory is also based on some reason.
"You are concealing yourself. Don't worry about how to explain to the nobles after returning to your own country. When you can go back, you will be richer than them. I won't say that you were captured and become a ship slave. You can say that you were forced to wander east after falling into the water, and then become a noble in the mysterious East. This is not a shame, it should be your glory. Just the experience in the East is enough for you to talk to a hundred noble ladies at a court dance for a hundred days, right?" Hong Tao understood Carl's thoughts. After he left his slavery, he had hope of returning to his hometown, so he had to persuade himself psychologically that he was not a slave, or a knight. If a person like him wandered alone in a foreign country, life would be difficult if he did not have some thoughts.
"But last night you and that gentleman were drunk and said you were going to fight the Tatars. You also asked me how much I would give the Pope to hire the Crusaders and the Three Knights to launch an Eastern Expedition again." Carl Healan was not worried about going home, but about war. As a prisoner, he might not be willing to go to war again, especially this kind of war where even the reasons could not be explained.
"Puff..." Hong Tao was rinsing his mouth with a mouthful of bitter sea water in his mouth. When he heard Carl's words, half of the sea water was sprayed out, and the other half swallowed it with toothpaste. After he broke the pieces, he was talking nonsense again! Hong Tao was the most worried about this. This broken mouth was not very obedient when his brain was awake. Once he lost the control of his brain, he might say nothing.
"What else did I say? Tell me, don't miss a word!" Hong Tao became uneasy and his expression became very serious.
"You also said you want to try the taste of the Empress of the Empire. I think this suggestion is not suitable. She is in her 50s and obviously not suitable for you. I think the Byzantine queen should be more suitable." Carl looked around like a thief, then approached Hong Tao, bit Hong Tao's ear and whispered.
"Stay away from me! Why don't you use your toothbrush? From now on, take a bath once a day and brush your teeth twice. If you can't do it, I will drown you in the sea in a while!" Hong Tao pushed Carl away. He was quite conscious of taking a bath, but he always forgot about brushing his teeth. Don't European nobles brush their teeth?
"As for order..." Carl also took out a small wooden stick from his own pocket and took out another small wooden box.
Did the Song Dynasty have toothbrushes? Yes, not only toothbrushes but also toothpaste, not salt powder, but serious toothpaste. In addition to not being able to make a mouthful of white foam, the taste and function are good. They are already very common. There are small places like Zhenzhou, which are divided into high and low levels. High-end toothbrushes are very exquisitely carved, with materials ranging from hardwood to ivory. One end will be cleverly implanted with two rows of short ponytail tips. It is not called toothbrushes, but toothbrushes. It is specially sold in small shops, which are called toothbrush shops.
Toothpaste is even more particular. It is made of natural raw materials without any additives. The high-end ones include agarwood, sandalwood, musk, ice and a bunch of Chinese medicinal materials. They are all ground into powder and then stirred with honey into a paste. After using it, the fragrance will remain on your mouth. It’s okay to swallow it. It’s just like taking a pill. The low-end ones are made of a kind of gum made by mashing the branches, mixing them with ginger juice and green salt.
Chapter completed!