Chapter 33 Ratatouille
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On the table in front of Fan Sizhuang, there were ten dishes of dishes of all sizes, cold and hot, all of which were very exquisite, and the smell was even more fragrant.
However, the monsters just glanced at them from a distance, and were not very interested. They still chewed the big pieces of meat on their hands, and they were all raw. The bloody redness made Fan Sizhuang frown.
After a while, a monster with a human-body rat head came over with a big pot that emits heat.
Although he only had one ear and was not big, other monsters automatically gave in when they saw him and showed great surrender.
Moreover, the other monsters were basically not wearing clothes, only this rat monster was wearing silk and satin, but an apron was tied around his waist, which looked inappropriate.
When passing by a snake demon, it kicked the guy, "The concubine you newly married ran away."
"What, what!" The snake demon drank a lot of wine and immediately turned into a mosquito coil. "I am sincere to the water snake, but she dares to run away!"
After saying that, he rushed out of the cave. As soon as it left, the rat demon walked to the table and sat side by side with Fan Sizhuang. "Brother Fan, try my chrysanthemum water snake soup."
"Brother Rat, you're welcome."
"You're welcome, it should be," the rat monster seemed modest and polite, not the same as those rude monsters. "You cook for me these days, and it's time for me to show off. This is the first time I've made this dish. Please give me some advice."
After saying that, the rat demon tasted the ten dishes made by Fan Sizhuang, while watching Fan Sizhuang eat his own dishes, with expectations in his eyes.
Dazhuang is not afraid of offending the rat demon. He has been familiar with each other these days, and they all call each other a friend. In this land, Fan Sizhuang is simply a demon and above all ten thousand demons.
He first picked up a snake segment, "The knife skills are almost meaningful, and the chrysanthemum is not used correctly. You are the wild chrysanthemum picked in the mountains."
“Yes, yes, yes.”
"To make chrysanthemum water snake soup, you need to use a big white chrysanthemum called "Crane Dance Clouds". The white chrysanthemum is slightly yellow and light purple, which is a rare fine product in edible chrysanthemums."
When he came to his professional field, Da Zhuang kept talking, "There are also some things to do when cleaning chrysanthemums. Pruning chrysanthemums is inverted in a large pot of clear water, then stick to the flower stalks and gently shake them in the water. Sometimes the chrysanthemum petals will be tiny aphids. After cleaning, you need to soak them in light salt water to make the aphids separate. Besides, your ingredients..."
The rat demon with one ear listened carefully, and couldn't help but applaud after listening, "Brother Fan is indeed a skilled chef. You are only so old, how can you know so much? You have made more than a hundred dishes for me these days."
Fan Dazhuang smiled silly and said, "I have a family tradition, and my father knows a lot."
The rat demon murmured, "What a pity, if my uncle was there, it would be even more happy."
Fan Dazhuang thought that if he wrote a letter to his father for him to come, the rat demon would be so greedy that he would burst into snot and would be a good demon to protect the other side in the future.
Fortunately, his mind turned around and said, "Brother Mouse, you can eat the dishes made by my father. In this way, I will write a letter and ask my mother to go back and deliver a letter to my father, so that he can show you the top cooking skills of Taotie Building."
"No hurry, I haven't taken out your Xiaofan's inventory yet~" The rat demon laughed.
Fan Dazhuang sighed, "There are really not much left. Think about it, these days, chickens, ducks, fish, cattle, sheep and pigs, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, I have almost made it all, and it is just a different way of making food."
One ear shaking its rat claws, "No, no, there is also a top-notch ingredient you haven't made."
"What?"
"tiger."
"tiger?"
"Yes, I have two of them here. I have been feeding them with the most precious ingredients and spices these days. I wanted to make a full-fruit tiger banquet by myself, but two of them can be divided into one for Brother Fan."
Fan Dazhuang was really itchy, "I have never done this before, and I don't know how to process tiger meat to taste good. Then you may have to try and make mistakes a few more times."
"No rush, I can feed it for another two days~"
"Okay," asked Fan Dazhuang, "then I can prepare in advance what to eat tonight."
One ear thought for a while, "I have it!"
He directed two chicken spirits, "bring that one up."
“Which one?”
"It's the one you've been trying to eat."
The chicken understood and went out immediately, and soon pushed a haggard woman in.
The woman should have been a little rich, but she obviously didn't eat well these days. Her fat face had lost weight, but her eyes were still murderous. She looked at the chicken essence beside her and wanted to stew them and make soup.
"mother!"
Fan Dazhuang, who was sitting in the upper position and feasting, suddenly stood up.
"You little bastard, I have suffered so much without eating or drinking in the back. You can eat and drink here and sit with that monster!" Sister Xiao cursed.
"Brother Rat, what do you mean!" Dazhuang said anxiously, "This is my mother, you should let her go!"
One ear smiled plainly, "I want to eat human flesh tonight, you cook her for me."
"What are you talking about!" Da Zhuang's eyes widened, "This is my mother!"
"But she beats and scolds you every time. You are my distinguished guest. She has been pestering us since Kaifeng dishes came out. I have long disliked her. It would be better to keep cooking," wiped her neck with one ear. "And she has been hungry these days, and she has lost a lot of fat on her body, which must be delicious."
Sister Xiao was shocked, and Mu looked at her son blankly to see how he chose.
"Are you letting go?" Dazhuang didn't listen to the harassing demon at all.
One ear was still aggrieved, "Brother Fan, we are friends. Can I harm you? It's absolutely right to do this."
Seeing that an ear was still insisting, Fan Dazhuang suddenly rose up and picked up a knife to cut steak on the stone table.
All the men with one ear stood up, put down the pieces of meat on their hands, and stared at them and their son with a fierce look.
One ear also narrowed his eyes, looking at the human who dared to use a knife to face him.
However, what the rat demon didn't expect was that Fan Dazhuang's knife was directly inserted into his own thigh.
"Da Zhuang!" Sister Xiao was shocked by this scene and her body trembled.
Fan Dazhuang, who was as soft as a glutinous rice dumpling, said pale, "If you really want to eat human flesh, eat mine, don't touch my mother, don't..."
The eyes of one ear were wide open, and the rat claws moved, and the knife was pulled out of Dazhuang's legs and flew into its hand.
"Okay okay, I admit defeat. Who made me like your dishes? It's so inconvenient for the lame man to cook," said the Rat Demon's opponent, "You go out and catch me and get me back. I'll eat meat tonight, you drink soup, and suppress this disgusting woman."
Dazhuang covered her thighs and said, "Give my mother some food and drink."
One ear was helpless, "Okay, okay, listen to him~"
After that, the rat demon began to use spells to treat Da Zhuang's wounds, and his behavior was still gentlemanly, but Da Zhuang had long lost the intention of treating it as a brother, and he felt chilling, and the demon was a demon!
One ear was chatting like usual, "Brother Fan, I have been greedy since I was a child. Do you know why I don't have this ear?"
Chapter completed!