Chapter 2011 Women, go wash the dishes

Many female fans screamed desperately, screaming to death. They finally understood how terrifying Lin Feng was. This guy was just like what was said in some fantasy novel - he said whatever he wanted, it was so scary. Just say a word

, is enough to affect the mentality of the players. This kind of person is too scary.

Faced with the overwhelming screams of the female fans, the heart-rending screams, Lin Feng's "Lion's Roar" cannot be overpowered by the 30,000 people on the field unless he reaches the ninth level - the realm of the Buddha's Angry Lotus.

Many female fans screamed in unison.

However, Lin Feng has already said what he should say, and it is useless to say more. Now it depends on Stam's own psychological quality. If his psychological quality is as indestructible as Beckham, then no one can interfere with him. On the contrary, as long as his psychological quality is as indestructible as Beckham,

A little bit of pressure is enough to stir up huge waves in his heart like an asteroid falling.

"Lin, do you think Stam can withstand the pressure?" Mourinho was also getting excited at this moment. As long as Stam fails to score the penalty kick, Tottenham Hotspur will make team history.

And become the fifth team to win the "Triple Crown". At the same time, it will also create the first team to enter the European Cup, which has the history of clinking cups. Mourinho is a person who loves to break records by nature. These magical records, he has

A hysterical desire.

"Haha, Jose, what do you think of the Dutch's penalty kick level? Look at Bergkamp, ​​he always refuses to take penalty kicks because of a penalty kick mistake. The Dutch team, no wonder they can't win the championship!" Lin Feng asked back.

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When Mourinho thought about it, he burst into laughter. Even Prince William beside him also laughed. The three of them were laughing here, but unexpectedly, a photographer ambushing nearby recorded the three of them. Lin Fenghe

Mourinho's dialogue was also broadcast all over the world through television with extremely clear clarity.

Immediately, all the non-Dutch fans in front of the TV burst into laughter. Isn’t it? Thinking of the Dutch team’s previous penalty kick records, the fans were very happy. But all the Dutch fans hated Lin Feng to death at this moment, and together with them

Mourinho is also hated, even Prince William is implicated at this moment and is hated by many Dutch fans.

As for Arsenal fans, because of Lin Feng’s words, they threatened to kill Tottenham Hotspur next season. Originally, the two teams were mortal enemies, but now they are even more desperate because of Lin Feng’s words.

.Now Arsenal fans not only hate the Tottenham Hotspur team, but also hate its boss, Lin Feng. You know, usually in these derby teams, the fans of both sides hate the other team. I hope

It is possible to stomp on the opponent's team a few times, but it is rare that even the chairman of the opponent club hates him. Of course, there are also rare cases where the opponent's head coach is hated by the opponent. For example, Wenger and Tottenham

Tottenham fans respect him (except during derby).

Now Lin Feng and Mourinho have set a precedent. Of course, they don't know yet.

"William, how can you be with this kind of person? Now your image has been completely ruined by this kind of person!" Queen Elizabeth said angrily. Prince William laughed with Lin Feng regardless of his image. This is too disrespectful.

His demeanor is gone. As a prince, he should maintain a polite image. How can he laugh wantonly like ordinary people in the market?

Well, when Lin Feng was in high spirits, he offended the Queen of England again. This is really a joy that brings sorrow.

But at this moment, even if Lin Feng knew that he had offended the Queen of England, he would not care. What is more important now is whether Stam will score the goal.

"Stam! Stam! Stam!" All the female fans cheered crazily, hoping to give Stam courage.

"Come on, this goal must be scored!" Stam took a deep breath, glanced at Cech, and took a few steps back.

"Messi, come here." Just as Stam was thinking about how to shoot, Lin Feng called Messi over and whispered in his ear.

"What did you say?" Mourinho asked curiously.

"Hey, a little surprise for Stam!" Lin Feng said proudly.

Then, Mourinho saw Messi running to Cech and whispering in Cech's ear.

Fans around the world are now curious, wondering what unique secret Lin Feng has given Cech. Fortunately, the answer will be revealed soon.

Stam twitched, with an ugly look on his face. As a member of the Dutch national team, there was an indescribable shadow over penalty kicks. This shadow has always shrouded all Dutch national team players. Regarding penalty kicks, Stam

Tam already had a shadow, and Lin Feng's magic just now put Stam under even more pressure. Now that Cech has received guidance from Lin Feng, Stam is even more confused. He is obsessed with trying to figure out what Lin Feng is.

What did he say to Cech.

"Stam, concentrate!" Leonardo saw Stam's distraction at a glance and shouted anxiously. Note that Stam was the last one to shoot a penalty kick, and he couldn't score the AC Milan goal.

Just lost. In the great situation of leading 3:0, the team finally lost the Champions League. For AC Milan, which has lost all four majors this season, it is unforgivable and unforgivable. As the head coach, he has only one way to resign.

Can go.

Stam felt even more pressured. If he didn't score, then... the team would lose, and he would be laughed to death. No, I must score! - Stam yelled

, and started running. He didn't think about anything at the moment, and decided to imitate "God of War" Batistuta and use all his strength to shoot a straight ball. As long as the shot is accurate and hard, he will definitely score.

The momentum is like a rainbow, unstoppable! - Stam steps like flying, grass clippings flying, among tens of thousands of fans in the audience -

"Fly!" Cech shouted loudly before Stam could do it. At the same time, all Tottenham Hotspur players also shouted. This sudden shout made Stam feel like he was struck by lightning.

, his whole body trembled. Especially when he came to cheer up and was interrupted, the uncomfortable feeling coupled with being startled directly caused Stam to slip his foot and the ball flew away.

"Champion! Champion! We are the champion! Triple crown champion!" All the Tottenham Hotspur players immediately cheered wildly, and all the male fans on the field also stomped their feet and applauded in unison in the stands. They witnessed a miracle today.

The birth of. In such an important final of the Champions League, Tottenham Hotspur achieved a shocking comeback after falling behind 0:3. Finally, there was a dramatic scene in the penalty final, but in the end Tottenham

Tottenham won and became the fifth "Treble Champion" team.

All the male fans cheered heartily. At the same time, they also celebrated and cheered that they could enjoy football to their heart's content in the future without women nagging or bothering their ears!

At this moment, all the female fans on the field were stunned. They lost, just lost. If they were behind at the beginning, they might be able to accept it. But the actual situation was that they led by a full 3 goals in the first half, and in the end

But they lost, how can they accept this! Especially this game is responsible for their future family happiness, and they can't afford to lose! They can't afford to lose, absolutely can't afford to lose!

"Cheating! Lin Feng cheated! Rematch, this game doesn't count!" The female fans shouted crazily, they would never agree with the result of such a game. Originally, they should have won, and they should have won this easily.

They lost the competition in the end because of Lin Feng's tricks. They refused to accept it!

But at this moment, Lin Feng didn't care. He had already begun to celebrate the victory with Mourinho and Prince William. The three of them had already taken off their shirts in excitement, spread their hands and flew on the court like gliding, while Tottenham

The Tottenham players were originally celebrating together, but when they saw their team's head coach, owner, and prince gliding, they immediately imitated the others and soared around the pitch like gliders.

Witnessing this scene, all the male fans cheered even more vigorously, while all the female fans were even more furious. There was nothing they could do except madly shouting that Lin Feng was despicable and demanding that the game be replayed.

But Lin Feng is not done yet. How can this little stimulation be enough? This is not exciting enough! Lin Feng directly took Mourinho and Prince William to the bottom of the female fans’ stands and made a kicking motion, followed by Mourinho.

Austria shook it gently with his finger, and Prince William started washing dishes, cooking vegetables, etc., indicating that on the court, women are not good, and women's talents are in the kitchen.

"***!" The actions of Lin Feng and the three people naturally completely angered all the female fans. Immediately, swear words broke out in the stands. They had just thrown away their mobile phones and keys, and now the female fans were furious and anxious about losing.

They even grabbed everything and threw it away. Thousands of pairs of leather shoes were smashed down if they didn't really throw it away.

But at this time, the sharp-sighted Lin Feng had already separated Prince William and Mourinho and went to celebrate the victory with all the players.

"No, we will never admit defeat. We must appeal this game to UEFA!" Allegra was also very angry at Lin Feng's provocation. He was originally unconvinced and unhappy after losing, but Lin Feng was still like this

The provocation is really abominable. They must appeal!

The rest of the female fans were naturally excited when they heard that Allegra was going to appeal. They were naturally unwilling to give up the happiness of the rest of their lives like this. You must know that this football is endless. After one season is over, there will be another season.

, endlessly, until the end of their lives. If they give in, their future lives are destined to be dark. As soon as the league starts, men will go outside to watch the football, and they will not care about the family. As long as there is a football match

Just drinking endlessly with the fans. As a woman, how can I bear this? But they couldn't say anything. Because this was their agreement, and if they lost, they should abide by it.

No, we must appeal, we must appeal! - All the female fans burst into hysterical roars.
Chapter completed!